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Your mom has gotten into a fight with an idiot savant, because he insulted her cooking.
SBA (no speed equal)
Who wins and why?
SBA (no speed equal)
Who wins and why?
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Your Mom Fights an Idiot Savant
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Gonna go with Your Mom. Yes, my first sentence sounds like a joke, but hear me out.
Savant does sound like a threat at first, but... His main method of attack is paper. Like, he puts paper on the floor. What's stopping Your Mom from stepping around that? That's not mentioning that with the most likely source of damage being papercuts, the damage is simply going to come off as annoying just like the typical papercut.
There's also the explosion, but an explosion taking up a third of the battlefield means Your Mom has plenty of room to get out of the way.
At the same time, Your Mom can summon some form of army at will, like cockroaches and automatons. That would mean Savant has more to deal with than Your Mom.
Also, where are the speed calcs? All we can assume from Savant is he's at the baseline of 299792458 m/s due to no scaling references, like, what if Your Mom is faster than that?
So yeah, going with Your Mom.
Savant does sound like a threat at first, but... His main method of attack is paper. Like, he puts paper on the floor. What's stopping Your Mom from stepping around that? That's not mentioning that with the most likely source of damage being papercuts, the damage is simply going to come off as annoying just like the typical papercut.
There's also the explosion, but an explosion taking up a third of the battlefield means Your Mom has plenty of room to get out of the way.
At the same time, Your Mom can summon some form of army at will, like cockroaches and automatons. That would mean Savant has more to deal with than Your Mom.
Also, where are the speed calcs? All we can assume from Savant is he's at the baseline of 299792458 m/s due to no scaling references, like, what if Your Mom is faster than that?
So yeah, going with Your Mom.
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