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I am the bone of my rice

Grain is my body, and water is my blood

I have cooked over a thousand grains

Unknown to death, nor known to life

Have withstood the pain to create many bowls

Yet, those hands will never hold anything

So as I pray, UNLIMITED RICE WORKS
 
I shall make my case for Butters then.

Your rice may have carbs, but does it have HIGH CHOLESTEROL!
 
Do you know me, Gilgamesh?

Do you know what I am? Do you want to know my name?

This is what I am called:

I am called Exotic-o-Butters, Grutter, Rutter, and Thutter.

I am One-Buttered. I am also called Buttest, and True-Butter.

I am Buttenir, and the Buttered One.
I am All-Butter, Buttdlir, Wand-Butter.

I have as much fat as there are winds. As much cholesterol as there are ways to die.

My ravens are Buttinn and Fatinn, Oil and Fat. My wolves are Frutter and Butteri. My horse is the Butters...

I am
EXOTIC BUTTERS!
 
I am the bone of my rice

Grain is my body and water is my blood.

I have cooked over a thousand grains.

Unaware of loss,

Nor aware of gain.

Withstood pain to create bowls, waiting for one's arrival.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was UNLIMITED RICE WORKS
 
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