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Wanking Contest
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Pens should be at least Street level for being mightier than the sword
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Pens > Swords
Street level pen
"A picture is worth a thousand words"
Let's just say a pen is the low end of Street level, which is 200 Joules
You make words by writing, a pen can be used for writing
1000 words = 1000 Pen strikes = 200000 Joules
Convert it into tons of TNT
4.7801147e-5 tons assuming each letter is done with one strike of a pen
Large Building level pictures confirmed
Street level pen
"A picture is worth a thousand words"
Let's just say a pen is the low end of Street level, which is 200 Joules
You make words by writing, a pen can be used for writing
1000 words = 1000 Pen strikes = 200000 Joules
Convert it into tons of TNT
4.7801147e-5 tons assuming each letter is done with one strike of a pen
Large Building level pictures confirmed
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@Gemmy
What about his stool?
What about his stool?
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Water can ruin books. Verses such as the Golovachov-verse are written in books. Tier 0 glass of water confirmed. Coffee stains are even worse. Tier -1 coffee confirmed. Floods can destroy any form of media (computers, TVs, books etc.), tier -2 floods confirmed. Oceans contain much more water than rivers that flood. Tier -∞ oceans confirmed. The Sun can evaporate water. Tier -∞^∞ Sun confirmed. The sun is but a speck compared to the galaxy, Tier -∞^∞^∞ Milky Way confirmed. So on and so forth.
Human beings are also ~70% water, therefore Tier 0 HUMANS.
Human beings are also ~70% water, therefore Tier 0 HUMANS.
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@Soldier Blue:
Mr. Popo's skin is the infinite void.
His turban is the knowledge of all that is, was and ever will be.
His vest is the physical manifestation of all creation, in contrast with the nothingness of the void.
His belt is the embodiment of time that goes on and on infinitely.
His pants is the representation of order and chaos, in that different they may be, they are part of a single whole.
His shoes are the concept of duality, and the balance it upholds.
His stool is a chair in which Mr. Popo sits.
Mr. Popo's skin is the infinite void.
His turban is the knowledge of all that is, was and ever will be.
His vest is the physical manifestation of all creation, in contrast with the nothingness of the void.
His belt is the embodiment of time that goes on and on infinitely.
His pants is the representation of order and chaos, in that different they may be, they are part of a single whole.
His shoes are the concept of duality, and the balance it upholds.
His stool is a chair in which Mr. Popo sits.
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I can destroy an infinite amount of nothingness
High 3-A JSW confirmed
High 3-A JSW confirmed
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Saitama has infinite speed because even the camera couldn't catch him according to the YT comment section1!1!11111
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Everyone in League is Universal because when I main Teemo I can kill Thresh with Void Skin, and everyone else can kill Teemo. It's a never ending loop.
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Doctor Manhattan is the new God. He'll kick in the a** of the entire Justice League & make Spectre his b****
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Speed of Sound Sonic did say Saitama has "infinite afterimages" 
Didn't know that, thanks for the info though.
Didn't know that, thanks for the info though.
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Connor said it's impossible to defeat the apple's user without the sky journeys, so that means anyone who doesn't take the sky journeys in assassins creed cannot beat him, so Washington with the Apple of Eden solos Marvel, DBZ, Tenchi Muyo, and Cthulhu Mythos because none of them took the sky journey!!
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This nameless car insurance employee dodged an attack from Sonic. That guy was even portrayed to be rather weak.
FTL+ regular humans confirmed.
FTL+ regular humans confirmed.
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That's downplay, Sonic has infinite speed because he can keep up with Eggman, who can move within a timeless void as shown in Sonic Generations, Infinite Speed humans confirmed
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@JSW That's downplay too.
The Guinesse Book of World Records officially stated Sonic is the fastest video game character of all time. Wikipedia considers visual novels to be video games, so his speed scales to Tier 0s.
Sonic is Irrelevant (this statement being true in more ways than one)
The Guinesse Book of World Records officially stated Sonic is the fastest video game character of all time. Wikipedia considers visual novels to be video games, so his speed scales to Tier 0s.
Sonic is Irrelevant (this statement being true in more ways than one)
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Massively Faster Than Omnipresence+ Sonic confirmed.
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This is priceless.Paulo.junior.969 said:
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I hate how this place downplays my beloved Krillin. We all know he should be at the very least 3-B right now.
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that could achley be true by the end of this ark.Soldier Blue said:
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>Not 3-A
Downplay.
Downplay.
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My apologies.JustSomeWeirdo said:
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Going by FE1, nobody aside from Dragons could act against Marth wielding the Falchion, and Medeus is always revived to be killed again soon after, because Loptyr and Grima are totally reincarnations of Medeus, I mean, Loptyr has almost the same exact death quote and Grima is worshipped by people who have what used to be the Darksphere, which Gharnef had, and the Grimleal had Deadlords just like the Loptyr Empire had, and the remakes aren't retcons, they're just alternate universes in which some people didn't even exist and the Falchion wasn't OP, this just means the Falchion is GER and Medeus is just slightly acausal, but not acausal enough to stop the LOD.
We need to update the profile and give Marth his stando, Gold Falchion Requiem
We need to update the profile and give Marth his stando, Gold Falchion Requiem
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Low 2-C Yoda. Because why not?
http://omniversal-battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda
@Antvasima has issued these guys a warning for plagiarism by the way.
http://omniversal-battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda
@Antvasima has issued these guys a warning for plagiarism by the way.
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And by that, they mean they just copy and paste our profiles and then add a wanked key if not just wanking an already made key
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Goku as 'saiyan beyond God' solos all gods including kami tenchi,TOAA etc...
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