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So here's the thing. Walter White is a known meth cook who dealt with a lot of shit in his time. Ella is a singing princess-y girl who dealt with six episodes of Total Drama and had suffered shock collar and electric eel discharges and survived. She has a Wall-level possibility, but a human cannonball stunt peaks at 34,444 joules. According to a Chief Ballistics Technician, a 9x19 mm parabellum can do 35000 psi. Going off that, a punch with that much pressure (I measured my own fist; it was 2.125x2.625 inches) is worth 195234.375 lbs of force (868445.7639375 newtons), and taking a punch that strong (assuming 0.7 meters distance for my arm) is worth 607912.0348 joules.
The tl:dr of that is Walter can still damage Ella with a gun thanks to real-world physics being in his favor.
That being said, Walter isn't much more than the average human besides his intelligence. Ella can summon birds and tame animals and robots nearly instantly with her song, though I'd imagine the birds would be little more than a distraction to Walter. It should be noted that a lot of Walter's shit (like explosives) require preparation, which isn't a thing in SBA matches it seems, so the best Walter can do is about 52k with going 90 mph with his car (though he needs far less speed if he can think to slam Ella into a tree, but considering how costly lung cancer treatment is especially in the US, he wouldn't likely do that).
Anyway, this match would be full-on SBA minus the fact that Ella is in her Total Drama key. Hey, why isn't his Smith and Wesson 4506 listed as Standard Equipment?!
Okay, here are their profiles.:
Walter White's Profile
Ella's Profile
Who takes this?
Walter White: 0
Ella: 0
Inconclusive: 0
The tl:dr of that is Walter can still damage Ella with a gun thanks to real-world physics being in his favor.
That being said, Walter isn't much more than the average human besides his intelligence. Ella can summon birds and tame animals and robots nearly instantly with her song, though I'd imagine the birds would be little more than a distraction to Walter. It should be noted that a lot of Walter's shit (like explosives) require preparation, which isn't a thing in SBA matches it seems, so the best Walter can do is about 52k with going 90 mph with his car (though he needs far less speed if he can think to slam Ella into a tree, but considering how costly lung cancer treatment is especially in the US, he wouldn't likely do that).
Anyway, this match would be full-on SBA minus the fact that Ella is in her Total Drama key. Hey, why isn't his Smith and Wesson 4506 listed as Standard Equipment?!
Okay, here are their profiles.:
Walter White's Profile
Ella's Profile
Who takes this?
Walter White: 0
Ella: 0
Inconclusive: 0