Speedwagon wants Lava Chicken

[Stillwinston]

Alright so minecraft movie was nice, am a Jack Black fan so lets make a match

• Speed is equalised
• Steve is 9-B (optional equipment is barred so no diamond armour)
• Both start about 5 meters apart
• Fight takes place in the overworld
• SBA otherwise

I'm withdrawing coolly: 0

Chicken Jockey!: 0

Dio one shots them both: 0

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

Robert Speedwagon, or rather just Speedwagon, is an assisting character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part I: Phantom Blood and Part II: Battle Tendency. He is a former Ogre Street thug that devotes his entire life to Jonathan Joestar and his family after their encounter. He is also the founder of...

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Steve (A Minecraft Movie)

Steve is one of the main protagonists of A Minecraft Movie, modelled after the eponymous player character. Steve was originally born on Earth, and eventually became the first human to enter the Overworld, spending multiple years there amongst the villagers. Additionally, he is played by Jack...

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[Chariot190]

how tf do you expect me to argue this....

 

[Stillwinston]

I mean Steve's just got a sword and shield more or less in this key, the water bucket shouldn't come into play and the other stuff shouldn't be all that game changing from what I saw.

 

[Chariot190]

I more meant how am I supposed to argue against a goon from something I'm 100% not gonna watch

 

[LegendariumOfLies]

Speedwagon via not being cringe and ruining childhoods.

 

[Stillwinston]

I more meant how am I supposed to argue against a goon from something I'm 100% not gonna watch

That's your problem not mine though lol, tbf Jack Black's my fave actor unironically

 

[AmonInChains]

chicken jockey

 

[Comiphorous]

Chariot is a coward and won't see the greatest film ever created, so i suppose i'll have to defend the greatest protagonist in film history.

 

[Ebihara]

the matchup we all knew would happen /s

 

[Johner2133451]

Cant steve just set up traps like tnts to blow speed up? He can keep distance away using ender pearls and elytras

 

[AThe1412]

Cant steve just set up traps like tnts to blow speed up? He can keep distance away using ender pearls and elytras

Steve is 9-B (optional equipment is barred so no diamond armour)

 

[Stillwinston]

Yeah so Steve is basically just got his sword and shield here, which to be fair might work well here although Speedwagon's sledgehammer could possibly shatter that shield after a couple of swings imo

 

[CastoriceTheFifth]

Cant steve just set up traps like tnts to blow speed up? He can keep distance away using ender pearls and elytras

He has 1 ender pearl. That’s deadass a weakness.

 

[Chariot190]

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[Stillwinston]

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Gun ain't on the profile lol, though Speedwagon's hat might legit throw Steve off his game imo

 

[CastoriceTheFifth]

Ngl give bro access to the ender pearl. he only has 1 anyways

 

[Rogue_Forge]

What are Speedwagons feats even, The only calc on his page is surviving an attack that apparently broke all the bones in a persons body, which is at most 580 Kilojoules, lower than the lowest calc Steve scales to (626 KJ) and way lower than the highest calc he scales to (8710 Kilojoules) I mean, and Speedwagon still got a broken arm from his dura feat

And btw a lot of Steve matchups have been kinda ruined because when I was making the Minecraft Movie Calc Blog I accidentally wrote 871 KJ instead of 8,710 KJ so uh, sorry about that

 

[AThe1412]

What are Speedwagons feats even, The only calc on his page is surviving an attack that apparently broke all the bones in a persons body, which is at most 580 Kilojoules, lower than the lowest calc Steve scales to (626 KJ) and way lower than the highest calc he scales to (8710 Kilojoules) I mean, and Speedwagon still got a broken arm from his dura feat

And btw a lot of Steve matchups have been kinda ruined because when I was making the Minecraft Movie Calc Blog I accidentally wrote 871 KJ instead of 8,710 KJ so uh, sorry about that

You should have waited longer before commenting. It's not like this match was made before Steve escaped fodderhood.