Slenderman fights the President of the United States

[The_Smashor]

Alternate titles:

The bringer of all bad luck vs the hoarder of good luck

So GioGio vs Slender didn't go so well so now I made this

Rules: Speed Equalized. Funny Valentine has love train. This is fact book Slender and he's 7-B. Otherwise no restrictions


Real men wear pink:

You got blood on my suit:

Inconclusive: 2 (DMUA, HeadlessKramerGeoff777)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I REALLY wanna say Slender out of pure spite, but I'll wait.

 

[DMUA]

Okay so

What stops Slender from getting paradoxed by D4C

 

[The_Smashor]

The fact that the chances of Valentine grabbing someone who is literally the source of all accidents with Love Train are low.

 

[DMUA]

He has infinite copies across the multiverse to chose from, so can't really be that hard. Especially when he deflects bad luck pretty well as a countermeasure

 

[The_Smashor]

This is going to be a great inconclusive match, isn't it?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

>Hearing of a f**king JoJo's character beating or tying THE SLENDERMAN

After I'm done with Christmas, Santa'll be skipping every town.

 

[DMUA]

Probably not honestly

Love Train counters bad luck and D4C throws another slendy to paradox

... Then again, how long does Dream Manipulation take to TKO someone is the question. Which the book probably doesn't answer...

... Yeah incon cause there are some tools Slendy has to fork him up but the mechanics are too ambiguous to make a decisive call

 

[DMUA]

After I'm done with Christmas, Santa'll be skipping every town.

Pulls out Futurama Santa

Hohoho mother******

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Pulls out Futurama Santa

Hohoho mother******

BRING IT ON, YOU SON OF A-

chaos ensues

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Another JoJo character fighting Slendy. So how does FV work? Does he actually try to kill? Cause if he does Slenderman wins by becoming FV. But with what i can tell from this thread FV doesn't so i guess incon fra if that is the case.

 

[The_Smashor]

What's FV?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Funny Valentine

 

[The_Smashor]

Valentine would try to kill him, yes. But in a way that makes if dubious weather or not Type 6 would work (Via paradox)

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Huh. Okieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

How does Val not get killed by a whisper?

 

[The_Smashor]

Love Train deflects all bad luck. A whisper that kills you soulds like bad luck to me.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

How is that luck? Luck is defined as "success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one's own actions." It is done by actions, not luck or chance.

 

[The_Smashor]

Love Train redirects misfortune. This includes attacks.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

How are attacks considered misfortune?

 

[Schnee_One]

I'm really not seeing why Funny doesn't win?

Like, Slenderman has to keep using his abilities to stall forever or he does at least something different and gets paradoxed.

 

[The_Smashor]

@Headless

Just look at Funny's profile.

 

[Ev3rjojo]

My vote goes to Funny Valentine, paradoxes Slender Man and redirects attacks. Spawns another Funny Valentine if Slender Man injures him.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

bump

 

[Paul_Frank]

Funny fra love train just kinda no yous everything and I'm pretty sure type 6 doesn't work if he was paradoxed

Also thinking about it would love train deflect the type 6

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Deflect it to what?

 

[Paul_Frank]

Somewhere else in the multiverse

 

[Yellowpig10]

funny Valentine FRA

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

But it isn´t an attack. It directly happens within the killer. A transformation.

 

[Paul_Frank]

It's misfortune still

 

[ABoogieYesSir]

Valentine fra.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Real men wear pink fra I guess. It is funny how SM seems to get rekt by JoJo characters. With powers they show I am kinda intrested in the series tbh.

 

[The_Smashor]

He solos everything that isn't GER, Love Train or Non-Canon pretty much.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Funny Valentine officially removes Creepypasta and other spoopy characters out of the wiki FRA.

 

[The_Smashor]

One more vote for Valentine before grace but I'm not adding the votes to the OP because lazy.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Funny Valentine officially removes Creepypasta and other spoopy characters out of the wiki FRA.

I have a list of CP characters on the wiki...and I don´t think he gets past the higher tier slenders and some Channel Zero things. Solos the Jeff the Killers though.