Shang Tsung Hates Warhammer 40K

[Rex_Eckles]

Earthrealm won this tournament, but Shang Tsung challenges the winner, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, to a private match.

Da Rules:

• Speed is always equalized
• Combatants start ~5 meters apart from one another (or however far the MK games place fighters)
• Shang Tsung has knowledge of Ghazzy's moves used in the previous rounds (including the durability negation)
• Shang Tsung has access to all the abilities from the warriors below: (this is why the match is in Fun and Games)
  • Mag Bandit
  • Ephraim [Base]
  • Elyun Grimwald
  • The Beheaded
  • Kokichi Oma
  • Charles Calvin
  • RED Spy [Robot War with L’Etranger and Cloak and Dagger, stock equipment otherwise]
  • Marauder [DOOM]
  • Choi Sun-Jae
  • Shujinko [Adult]
  • Spider-Punk [Spider-Verse]
  • Joseph Joestar
  • Gatling Pea [PvZ2, Lvl 1]
  • Robot War RED Soldier with Black Box, Concheror, and Disciplinary Action
• Old Shang Tsung is used
• New Body Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka is used

Location:

Music

(Tsung canonically challenge Liu Kang here, and I think the Genesis version of the Throne Room fits fighting Tsung better)

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka (3.08 Tons of TNT):

Shang Tsung (1.96 Tons of TNT):

 

[DaReaperMan]

As with Beheaded, the majority of Shang's shit just isn't very useful, as Ghazghkull either outskills, out-firepowers, or WAAAGH!s through it because Ork. Sub-Zero pulling ice shit doesn't seem so impressive when Ghazzy just thinks it's an ice ball that got thrown at him.

And Shang Tsung's favorite trick doesn't work because Ghazghkull's soul/mind is hyper-uninteractible. And one hit in melee ends this with ease, so...

 

[Rex_Eckles]

And Shang Tsung's favorite trick doesn't work because Ghazghkull's soul/mind is hyper-uninteractible. And one hit in melee ends this with ease, so...

If Shang knows about the dura neg, he'll avoid it.

He also has access to other character's abilities that allow for healing from dealing damage, can teleport behind his opponent (which will help since he has access to Spy's dura-negging back-stab), and has homing fire skulls.

Keep in mind, Shang will have full knowledge of how to use these abilities, as he gets the memories of the souls he absorbs. He once was the Champion of Mortal Kombat for a reason.

 

[DaReaperMan]

If Shang knows about the dura neg, he'll avoid it.

He also has access to other character's abilities that allow for healing from dealing damage,

This is basically instant death dura neg, and the bullets won't feel good either if Shang decides a ranged fight with a big Ork with three tachankas for an arm is a good idea lmfao

can teleport behind his opponent (which will help since he has access to Spy's dura-negging back-stab), and has homing fire skulls.

Damn, that sounds like every sorcerer of Tzeentch across all three settings. Plus Spy who suffers against targets that are too big and... do I even have to say that his spine poke doesn't work on someone with all the important bits in the head?

Keep in mind, Shang will have full knowledge of how to use these abilities, as he gets the memories of the souls he absorbs. He once was the Champion of Mortal Kombat for a reason.

He's fighting someone who stomps people who deal with 3 grimdark Warhammer settings of bullshit. Anything new to Ghazzy is something he can easily and casually adapt to basically instantly.

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Plus Spy who suffers against targets that are too big and... do I even have to say that his spine poke doesn't work on someone with all the important bits in the head?

It works anywhere on the body, it doesn't have to be in the spine.

instant death dura neg

Does it need to touch Shang?

 

[DaReaperMan]

It works anywhere on the body, it doesn't have to be in the spine.

Look at his body in this key. Tell me that that tiny ass knife that needs upgrades to deal with bots that have important things in their torsos can properly hit a big Ork who has like a meter of solid metal between his head and his back lmfao.

Does it need to touch Shang?

If Shang is in melee, he's liable to be in three pieces via power Klaw.

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Look at his body in this key. Tell me that that tiny ass knife that needs upgrades to deal with bots that have important things in their torsos can properly hit a big Ork who has like a meter of solid metal between his head and his back lmfao.

I guess that's a good point.

I realize also that Shang could use Spider-Punk's webs to restrain him, which I doubt he'd have the LS to break out at least.

I'd want other people to come in to point out what each character's abilities are, though.

If Shang is in melee, he's liable to be in three pieces via power Klaw.

He knows how to dodge, teleportation helps.

 

[DaReaperMan]

I guess that's a good point.

I realize also that Shang could use Spider-Punk's webs to restrain him, which I doubt he'd have the LS to break out at least.

He could, but there's no wall to pin him to and he's ******* huge. Like, we're talking 5 meters tall or so.

He knows how to dodge, teleportation helps.

It's Ghazzy, dodging will be a problem with the skill diff here

 

[Rex_Eckles]

He could, but there's no wall to pin him to and he's ******* huge. Like, we're talking 5 meters tall or so.

"Hey guys, ever seen that movie Empire Strikes Back?"

It's Ghazzy, dodging will be a problem with the skill diff here

Is that how that works? Especially with teleportation?

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Hey guys, ever seen that movie Empire Strikes Back?"

lmfao

Is that how that works? Especially with teleportation?

Even with teleportation, dodging can be an issue, it's how Shang got his ass handed to him by Liu Kang

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Even with teleportation, dodging can be an issue, it's how Shang got his ass handed to him by Liu Kang

Cause Kang's the GOAT

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Shag has a chamce of becoming invulnerable every time he attacks thanks to gatling pea and starts with barrage of projectiles thanks to gatling pea too

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Does he have Calvin chooper?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Shag has a chamce of becoming invulnerable every time he attacks thanks to gatling pea and starts with barrage of projectiles thanks to gatling pea too

Should note he does need to turn into the plant for this lol

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Should note he does need to turn into the plant for this lol

I wonder if every time he turns into the plant he would get the plantfood as if just planted, may be good to tank some Dakka with invulnerability

 

[Rex_Eckles]

I wonder if every time he turns into the plant he would get the plantfood as if just planted, may be good to tank some Dakka with invulnerability

Maybe.

 

[Rex_Eckles]

lmfao

Even with teleportation, dodging can be an issue, it's how Shang got his ass handed to him by Liu Kang

Over a week has passed, so go ahead and finish Shang if you want.

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Over a week has passed, so go ahead and finish Shang if you want.

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Took too long to choose a fatality, so Ghazzy's sparing him.


OUTSTANDING!
YOU HAVE DEFEATED SHANG TSUNG!
YOU ARE THE SUPREME MORTAL KOMBAT WARRIOR!

Tsung escaped through a portal lol