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Rules:
Speed unequalised, Base Sayori used, battle takes place in a minecraft superflat world, Conquest is given a month to plan his attacks, Conquest is given prior knowledge, all of Sayori's friends are dead, Conquest is bloodlusted, Sayori has a cold, Sayori kicked her foot against a corner and it kinda hurts, Sayori hasn't eaten in a day, Conquest is well fed and had a goods night sleep, Sayori does not know who conquest is, God himself is betting on Conquest winning, Sayori has some ****** up food and now the inside of her mouth is blue, Sayori just failed a exam, Sayori is in 500k debt, Conquest knows how to do the gangnam style, Sayori has a coffee stain on her clothes and can't afford to buy a new shirt, Sayori put £5 in her pocket but it vanished for some reason, Sayori spent all night watching video essays and got no sleep, Conquest just saw something amazing, Sayori just listened to imagine dragons, Sayori just failed a cleaning inspection, Sayori forgot to watch a Star Wars movie on May the Fourth, Sayori's phone doesn't scan QR Codes, Sayori tried to hand in a assessment but didn't have the wifi to do so and the school was shut, Conquest just made a really cool level in mario maker 2 that he was proud of, Sayori doesn't even know she's meant to fight Conquest, Sayori slipped on the ground after seeing the wet floor sign and felt embarrassed, Sayori asked for a favour from Monika to buy her something and has yet to pay her back, Sayori did the splits and now her legs really hurt, Conquest just listened to Like Him by Tyler the Creator and was impressed, Sayori made a your mother joke in front of someones mother, Sayori left the fridge open and now all her food can't be eaten, Conquest has a awesome wife, Sayori watched MC get run over by A-Train, Sayori uploaded a piece of artwork online only to people to think she was sexualising them when it wasn't what she was trying to do, Sayori's parents got whiped from the timeline, Sayori went to a job right before she went in she realised it was closed down, Sayori did finger painting but realised she had nowhere to wash off the red paint, Sayori used post-irony humour whilst around a 40+ year old man and felt pretty shit about it, Conquest did not listen to Imagine Dragons, Sayori used face verification only for it to get leaked and now everyone knows she looks at nsfw makima artwork, Sayori's parents did not show up to her own birth, Sayori caused the football team to loose at the last minute, Sayori tried to hum a song from memory but it sounded nothing like how the song sounds like, Sayori hasn't done the dishes in 2 weeks, Conquest won a game of mario party
