Saitama vs Light Yagami

[Azertyhuuh]

This time, the matchup will be of a different kind.

Light Yagami has already written Saitama’s name, and only 40 seconds remain until he dies.

The win condition is as follows: if Saitama manages to survive death, he wins; if he cannot, he loses. Light Yagami has already written his name before the start of the confrontation, and only 40 seconds remain. There is no combat at all. The win condition is clear: if Saitama can survive the Death Note, he wins; otherwise, he loses.

Voting:
Light Yagami: @BloodyBloodwork365, @Voidnether, @Entity, @Gamin_Yoon23
Saitama:

 

[MochOath]

 

[Alexander]

He will survive it, no doubts.

 

[Azertyhuuh]

He will survive it, no doubts.

What is your evidence?

 

[Mbpoops]

what.

 

[Alexander]

What is your evidence?

How is a heart attack going to kill him?

 

[Mido02]

Son

 

[Grabbing_dragon]

Son

 

[Noobish2006]

Bruh

 

[Raiden38]

Maaan...

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

So Saitama has nothing on his profile that suggests he can resist Fate + Death Manip. While normally he'd probably be able to survive a heart attack by...idk, beating his chest to restart his heart, or something, in this situation the heart attack is the just conduit that forces him to die. He dies no matter what, unless I'm missing something.
idk why this isn't in Fun and Games lol. I put Saitama vs Vincent there for the exact reason that the question being asked is probably not considered a valid matchup. The same, presumably, would apply here.

 

[Azertyhuuh]

How is a heart attack going to kill him?

Yes, he will die of a heart attack. And is there any evidence that he can survive it?

 

[Azertyhuuh]

So Saitama has nothing on his profile that suggests he can resist Fate + Death Manip. While normally he'd probably be able to survive a heart attack by...idk, beating his chest to restart his heart, or something, in this situation the heart attack is the just conduit that forces him to die. He dies no matter what, unless I'm missing something.
idk why this isn't in Fun and Games lol. I put Saitama vs Vincent there for the exact reason that the question being asked is probably not considered a valid matchup. The same, presumably, would apply here.

Honestly, I don’t see any chance for Saitama to survive. The heart attack here is a cause of death, not a normal heart attack, but a cause that leads to inevitable death. So he will definitely die. There is no evidence that he can survive it, because in this case the heart attack cannot be prevented; it will continue as a fixed cause of death.

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

Honestly, I don’t see any chance for Saitama to survive. The heart attack here is a cause of death, not a normal heart attack, but a cause that leads to inevitable death. So he will definitely die. There is no evidence that he can survive it, because in this case the heart attack cannot be prevented; it will continue as a fixed cause of death.

Yeah that's my point. In the aforementioned matchup I made, you could at least debate whether or not Saitama could survive Vincent's nanomachines, or at least survive long enough to blow away the obscuring smoke and kill him.
There is no debate here. Saitama just dies. I feel like this is a straight-up spite match lol.

 

[Alexander]

Nah, he won't die, his regen will save him (if we go under the logic that the heart attack has to be physically possible in the first place, i don't think the death note can kill you in illogical ways)

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

My understanding of the Death Note is that it just makes you die, by any means necessary. If Saitama heals too fast for a heart attack to work, then it might instead decide that his brain shuts down, or something similar. In the most extreme example, it could just have him drop dead on the spot by inducing necrosis across his entire body at once (Which, IIRC, necrosis by its nature negates regen in the affected area).
If you can think of a way to kill someone, the Death Note can do it. The whole 'illogical ways' thing tends to refer to actions the victim takes that either take too long or are impossible to do within the specified timeframe, last I remember.

 

[Iiliminal]

Son

 

[CastoriceTheFifth]

Son

 

[Voidnether]

Saitama is a book victim

 

[FoxySonicMaster108]

 

[Azertyhuuh]

My understanding of the Death Note is that it just makes you die, by any means necessary. If Saitama heals too fast for a heart attack to work, then it might instead decide that his brain shuts down, or something similar. In the most extreme example, it could just have him drop dead on the spot by inducing necrosis across his entire body at once (Which, IIRC, necrosis by its nature negates regen in the affected area).
If you can think of a way to kill someone, the Death Note can do it. The whole 'illogical ways' thing tends to refer to actions the victim takes that either take too long or are impossible to do within the specified timeframe, last I remember.

Yes, the notebook can kill a person through any method that is written, so yes. It can cause a stroke, a heart attack, or even instant death of the soul, or anything else. The method of death can be specified.

 

[Entity]

Saitama doesn't have the level of regeneration necessary to survive a heart attack unfortunately, Garou would have probably won

 

[Gamin_Yoon23]

Book diff

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

Bruh these matches are getting outta hand.

 

[Kachon123]

This is a Fun and Games match. The ridiculous amount of overtweak in the OP makes prevents this from being addable.

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

Bruh these matches are getting outta hand.

Wouldn't this be considered a spite match? Sure, you could say it's not a stomp since Saitama can also oneshot Light, but...Light doesn't even seem to be physically present, in this scenario. Saitama literally has no idea there even is a fight.

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

Wouldn't this be considered a spite match? Sure, you could say it's not a stomp since Saitama can also oneshot Light, but...Light doesn't even seem to be physically present, in this scenario. Saitama literally has no idea there even is a fight.

Its a spite/mismatch. Its clear Saitama just dies anyway, the wincon wouldn't be valid for Saitama because in the end he doesn't "win" anything. No one is defeated. Kachon is right, this level of Bullshittery should be in Fun & Games alone (Should only be a mere thought honestly)

This is a Fun and Games match. The ridiculous amount of overtweak in the OP makes prevents this from being addable.

 

[Azertyhuuh]

This is a Fun and Games match. The ridiculous amount of overtweak in the OP makes prevents this from being addable.

Haha, that's really funny. If Light wins, I'll add this to his profile and add Saitama's loss to his profile as well.

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Bro wanted to give Light a free win or smth?

 

[XxZetsuxX]

I think i will call staff to close this, i think it's made clear that this is clearly a spite?

And even if it isn't, this is a literal textbook (heh) definition of a stomp, Saitama doesn't resist shit

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

Haha, that's really funny. If Light wins, I'll add this to his profile and add Saitama's loss to his profile as well.

I read this while looking at your pfp. This is splendid

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

Bro wanted to give Light a free win or smth?

'Hey, would Vincent Volaju beat Saitama if he smashed a nanobot orb next to him and then left, all while he was sleeping? This is a valid matchup even though Saitama literally has no way to fight back because his opponent literally isn't even present by the time he could know there's a fight!'
This is just that hypothetical extremely uncharitable version of a matchup I did in F&G, but even more onesided, since there's literally no debate as to whether or not Saitama dies to the literal death hax that he doesn't resist. This matchup between Light and Saitama is a fun thought experiment in theory, but it doesn't belong in Versus Threads.

 

[Shar122]

Son

 

[Lort15]

what is this

 

[FoxySonicMaster108]

Haha, that's really funny. If Light wins, I'll add this to his profile and add Saitama's loss to his profile as well.

You can't be serious bruh

 

[Comiphorous]

Haha, that's really funny. If Light wins, I'll add this to his profile and add Saitama's loss to his profile as well.

Honestly, I don’t see any chance for Saitama to survive. The heart attack here is a cause of death, not a normal heart attack, but a cause that leads to inevitable death. So he will definitely die. There is no evidence that he can survive it, because in this case the heart attack cannot be prevented; it will continue as a fixed cause of death.

Bronchacho knowingly sets up the rules so Light can win giving Saitama no chance to win...

Where have I heard this one before..?

 

[Fallen_Angelicx]

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Haine
Let my dawg fight Light.

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

Bronchacho knowingly sets up the rules knowingly so Light can win giving Saitama no chance to win...

Where have I heard this one before..?

My own Saitama match even though I tried to make sure Saitama has a wincon?

 

[TogepiYoda]

dawg I come back to VSBW and this is the first match I see?

Son

 

[BloodyBloodwork365]

dawg I come back to VSBW and this is the first match I see?

Son

I've probably made worse ones tbh. I think the main one someone is doing right now is Reinhard vs Acheron?