Pick Two Characters for a Non-Combat Contest

[Zeifyl]

So here's a game I figured I might as well make: A game where you pick two characters, and pit them against each other in anything that isn't combat related (Example: Luffy vs Naruto in an eating contest), and then explain who you think will win and why.

EDIT: If it's a contest that requires lifting or striking strength, you're allowed to scale the lower of the two to the higher of the two, for each character (E.G. Scaling Post Crisis Batman's lifting strength to his striking strength for some arm wrestling). Exempt from this is, of course, scaling Immeasurable Lifting Strength to Striking Strength, or above High Universal Striking Strength to Lifting Strength.


In the example above, I give the win to Luffy, since he can stretch and expand his belly, allowing for more room for food.

 

[Huesito88]

Alright get ready who will win in swimming contest between Luffy and Wolverine

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Kratos vs Asura...who has the biggest anger issue between the two.

 

[Zeifyl]

@Homu Sweet Homu

The answer here is, obviously... "Yes."

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Also, Batman vs Jiren....in staring contest.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Goku vs. Superman... in a 'my fanbase is cringier then yours' contest.

 

[Zeifyl]

Reminder that you must also tell who you would think wins, and why.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Reminder that you must also tell who you would think wins, and why.

Neither for mine. The contest goes on forever.

 

[DMUA]

Ri vs Chi-Chi ..... In a cooking contest.


I'd definetly give it to Rin. His food has a much bigger reaction when it's served.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Also, Batman vs Jiren....in staring contest.

Batman wins....Because HE IS FRIGGING BATMAN! DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAN THIS? ovo

 

[DMUA]

Goku vs. Superman... in a 'my fanbase is cringier then yours' contest.

Universe explodes before it ends.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

The Chaos Gods from Warhammer... in a rap battle.

It goes on forever.

 

[Huesito88]

so who will answer mine

 

[Gemmysaur]

DCEU Wonder Woma vs MCU Thor in a seduction match.

Boruto's dad vs Sarada's dad in a Dad of the Year contest.

Hei vs Levi in a contest where they have to make each other laugh.

Bucky Barnes vs Edward Elric in a fist fight; Speed equalized.

Dark Flame Master vs Burning Fighting Fighter in a fight.

Hikigaya Hachima vs Kuroki Tomoko in a popularity contest.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Goku vs. Shaggy Rogers in an eating contest.

 

[Zeifyl]

I'm gonna break my own rules slightly, and make a threeway: Goku vs Superman vs Saitama in a contest of who is most wanked.

 

[DMUA]

Saitama solos fiction in that catagory.

 

[Huesito88]

Saitama easily wins that

 

[Js250476]

Shadow vs Sasuke in a who's more edgy contest

 

[Huesito88]

I will say it one more time =P

Alright get ready who will win in swimming contest between Luffy and Wolverine

 

[Js250476]

Kirby vs Buu in an eating contest?

 

[Zeifyl]

In a swimming contest between Luffy and Wolverine, the water wins.

Kirby beats Buu in an eating contest.


How about Frisk vs Agent 47. Winner is the first to change their facial expression.

I say inconclusive.