New Year, New Composite Human Matchup (Composite Human vs Tiger) (0-0-0)

[ThePrimalHunter]

2,477 days ago, back when CH was still on the wiki, Composite Human vs Lion was made, which to this day, I think is the biggest vote difference on the wiki's history, with an embarrasing 22-1-0 vote in favor of CH. And I mean, it makes sense. CH was given a damn Glock. I remember reading a story of a police officer who killed a Tiger (which are bigger & stronger than lions) with a single well-placed glock bullet. I'm suprised the match wasn't declared a stomp by a mod or something (and that Uradelbauer was still arguing for the lion). So, in celebration of the new year, lets redo this match, but change out the lion with a slightly stronger & far more cool and badass animal.

Spoiler: Small Little Story

So to those of you that have seen the show "Impractical Jokers", do you remember the punishment for Sal where he was locked in a room with a tiger? Well, lets say that CH recently became a member of the Impractical Jokers, and the jokers pulled this prank again, though this time they just dropped CH into the middle of a tropical forest full of tigers and said "good luck." (Average Murr punishment)

And as luck would have it, he was placed litteraly 10 feet away from an unchained & hungry tiger. Luckily, the jokers also let him bring along a machete & a knife, so he does have some options to defend himself

No matter who wins this I doubt that this episode is going to ever get streamed with how gorey this match will be

Ground Rules:

• Speed Unequal
• CH has a machete & a combat knife
• The tiger is bloodlusted
• The tiger is a large male in his prime
• They start 10 feet (about 3 meters) apart
• Fight takes place in a tropical forest

Note: Most of the time when humans kill tigers or other large animals with their bare hands/melee weaponry, it's often because the animal is old/sick/starved and/or isn't going all out on the human. From what I can tell, there isn't much, if any, cases of a human 1v1ing a full-health bloodlusted tiger and coming out on top, even with melee weaponry. Correct me if I'm wrong, but CH is trying to do something no other human has actually done here. Also if this ends up being a stomp for either party I have a backup match for CH

Who Wins?

Homosapien: 0 ()
Panthera tigris: 0 ()
The Jokers Stop The Punishment Before it Goes Too Far: 0 ()

2nd Note: Here's a size comparison between a tiger & an average-sized dude:

 

[Yoriichi999]

The composite human should take this with mid-high difficulty especially since the machete and knife would be semi-useful. The tiger would definitely injure the human considerably though without a doubt.

 

[Rayfire]

The machete in particular gives the range advantage to CH, which is especially useful with more & greater feats of combat speed. There's also the fact that CH has technically dealt with many tigers before, so this kind of encounter won't be anything new to CH, and they are also a Genius Level combatant, so coming up with the best strategy to fight the tiger should be easy too, and knowing that tigers usually go for the throat will be very handy for CH to know too. Knowledge of tiger anatomy is also useful if CH needs to stab/slice the tiger anywhere vital really quickly

I don't know where the tiger scales when it comes to LS, but they and CH are within the same tier and CH can get far stronger thanks to adrenaline (Which allows even ordinary people to lift cars, and CH is obviously far stronger than the average person) So if it comes down to a struggle CH shouldn't be entirely finished.

 

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