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MonkeyOfLife VS TheMonkeMan
- Starting Distance: the size of a monkey's arm
- Both are in-character (will act like monkeys)
- Speed UNequalized
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MonkeyOfLife:
TheMonkeMan:
Inconclusive (gorilla wins both):
MAY THE BEST MONKEY WIN
![gorilla-gorilla-warfare.gif](https://c.tenor.com/QdU08VecEGcAAAAM/gorilla-gorilla-warfare.gif)
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Link their profiles.
Bro deadass said he didn't want the smoke lmao.Its a stomp... It's already accepted in verse + out verse
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Did a five year old write your profile? This is just sad. I love joke battles but this guy is a bot, a literal algorithm, I don't feel like arguing with someone I can beat by simply pouring liquid on..![]()
MonkeyOfLife
vsbattles.fandom.com
Don't think monke man has one yet, I guess his profile section is it![]()
Okay, I'll make you Bloodlusted.Its a stomp... It's already accepted in verse + out verse
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I don't feel like arguing with someone I can beat by simply pouring liquid on..
That's a bigger stomp... Plus that monkey might go overboard and fight more then just that opponentOkay, I'll make you Bloodlusted.
I don't feel like arguing with someone I can beat by simply pouring liquid on..
Did a five year old write your profile? This is just sad. I love joke battles but this guy is a bot, a literal algorithm, I don't feel like arguing with someone I can beat by simply pouring liquid on..
They clear on this dickClose this thread.
MOL clears![]()
Why are you crying over a vs battles comment? Grow a pair"Get wrecked bot"
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Why are you crying over a vs battles comment? Grow a pair
This is one of the saddest threads I've seen in a while. Gonna play some angry birds seasons.
What's your verdict on this?the dickmunching is crazyyy
monkeys are stupidWhat's your verdict on this?
It's gone now...MOL is choking on my schlong rn
???It's gone now...
Oh hell nah.monkeys are stupid
what ya finna do? throw aYou won't be spared.
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Bite... It's gone... Anything coming close will be instantly gone
No... Find you, I'm not .... Shit that's all I will saywhat ya finna do? throw aat me?
what ya finna do? throw aat me?
Sus much?Bite... It's gone... Anything coming close will be instantly gone
thats what i thought.No... Find you, I'm not .... Shit that's all I will say
How is it sus? I bite it off.. That's not sus, that'sSus much?
Where you live? Just wanna know... Tho I won't need it as it will eventually happen... You might are might no be able to prevent itthats what i thought.
So biting a mfs schlong ain't the least bit sus?How is it sus? I bite it off.. That's not sus, that'sbiting it off
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texasWhere you live? Just wanna know... Tho I won't need it as it will eventually happen... You might are might no be able to prevent it![]()
Nahh... It's a lil sus if you think it's a lil susSo biting a mfs schlong ain't the least bit sus?
Guns... Mmm I understand, won't matter thotexas
one banana gun and you goneGuns... Mmm I understand, won't matter tho
I'll bite it instantly, and just get to youone banana gun and you gone
not if you see the nearby tree LMAOI'll bite it instantly, and just get to you