Misako and Kyoko vs Peppino Spaghetti

[Flashlight237]

Well, this match is gonna be ******* weird. So, Misako and Kyoko are both sitting at a flat 0.0401 tons of TNT, with the Tank Button both upping their AP to 0.401 tons. Their speed sits at 12.43 m/s with reactions around 375 m/s. The Bunny Button should increase their speed sixfold, though I'm not sure if that affects reactions as well.

As for Peppino, mf apparently got buffed to 440 MJ flat based on his profile. Somebody should gimme the deets on that. He still gets 0.57 tons from Rage Power, tho. His speed is.. Well, if the stages of Mach Run are anything to go by, Mach 1 to Mach 3. There are wincons for them both.

Misako and Kyoko

• Misako and Kyoko have significantly more combat experience, being knowledgeable in judo, martial arts, and wrestling and mastering moves as soon as they fork over a fiver. Both girls also nailed the mafia on multiple occasions. As for Peppino... He just kinda ran into Pizza Tower because a giant pizza wants to ruin his business.
• Both girls have dealt with weaponry and pseudo-danmaku.
• Accessories may possibly give them the combat speed necessary to handle Peppino.
• Tank Button grants them severe AP advantage over base Peppino.
• Numbers grant the girls a lifting strength advantage over base Peppino.
• Recruits also help when necessary.
• They can resurrect each other when need be (although not themselves in case Peppino nails them both)
• If they get Peppino to Super Jump, Peppino may lose through Darwinism.

Peppino

• Has the general advantage in both speed and durability.
• Rage Power gives Peppino both the AP advantage and the ability to one-shot both girls.
• Misako's snark, Misako and Kyoko's stupidity, and cockroach-y resurrection deal may trigger Peppino's rage.
• Super Taunt will ignore the girls' positions. Either they'll be affected by the Social Influencing aspect or get murdered.

So yeah, this is gonna be interesting. Obviously the girls will be allowed accessories and recruits. Peppino's optional equipment is all restricted (I mean they can one-shot one-shotters!), but his Rage Power is allowable. His weather Manip isn't gonna help anyway.

Speed is Equalized due to Peppino speed upgrades.

Anyway, here be their profiles:

Misako's and Kyoko's Profiles
Peppino's Profile

Who takes this?

Two Cute Girls: 0
One Stressed Out Chef: 0
Inconclusive: 0

 

[DaMonkeMan]

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

Is the Tank Button amp permanent?

 

[DimeUhDozen]

Is the Tank Button amp permanent?

Yes.

 

[Flashlight237]

Bump

 

[Flashlight237]

Okay, so Peppino is given a new speed rating and, well, nothing's too different. Just that Kyoko and Misako would be given a general speed advantage over Peppino with the Bunny Button (about 1.5432x with Bunny Button; 1.311679x with Tank Button tacked on in addition to the Bunny Button), which should make things fare better for the girls. This be under speed equalization, mind you.