McQueen orders a Pizza

[TacticalNuke002]

Thunder won't kill himself here as the pizza is seemingly not sentient. That being said, pizza likely wins if it outlasts.

 

[Genericstickman]

McQueen: 0

458: 7

incon: 3

 

[Chartate101]

If his only thing he could possibly take with him is a pizza, eventually he'll try. And he has all the time jn the world to try, as you said, pizza only wins via outlasting

 

[VitaminC23]

Inconclusive. McQueen won't harm himself to hurt a pizza box, he won't die over a pizza box, and the pizza can't do anything.

 

[TacticalNuke002]

Actually, the Pizza might outlast him as McQueen dies of old age. On the bright side, McQueen gets free pizza until the end of his life.

 

[Insecurity97]

Pizza FRA

 

[VitaminC23]

Does outlasting count here, though?

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I mean

Stamina is a thing I guess.

 

[VitaminC23]

I don't think stamina matters when someone is fighting some pizza

 

[Mr. Bambu]

...how does it not matter?

He just outlasts McQueen.

He being the genderless pizza. Not sure why I'm calling it he. Maybe its like the toaster?

 

[TacticalNuke002]

Even if both do nothing, McQueen will eventually die of old age sometime, while the pizza doesn't age.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

McQueen eats delicious little caesars until he dies FRA, I guess.

 

[TacticalNuke002]

This is a wholesome thread, where a man suffering from amnesia and crippling depression and prone to suicide finds peace and happiness with a never ending supply of his favourite pizza.

 

[Chartate101]

I ship it

 

[NoOneCanJustDeflectTheEmeraldSplash]

pizza time.

 

[Genericstickman]

Is that a vote?

 

[NoOneCanJustDeflectTheEmeraldSplash]

Yes.

 

[Schnee_One]

Even if both do nothing, McQueen will eventually die of old age sometime, while the pizza doesn't age.

I honestly want to know just how many threads have ended as Incon when a character can just outlive

I know Accelerator has a lot of them.

 

[DMUA]

Thunder dies of obesity for reasons above

 

[Jimboydejuan12]

anyone vote?