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Marvel and DC Comics Street Level Characters

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This is a very serious issue regarding the characters within Marvel and DC Comics that specialize in cleaning up crimes on the street. Or, to use the coined term, "Street-level characters".

First of all: WHY ARE DEDPOL AND CAPTAIN NORTH AMERICA 8-A, and SPODERMAN IS LOW 7-C?!?!?!?!?!?!,!?

Lol, Spider-Man isn't tier seven! He gets hurt and dies from getting shot by BULLETS!!! Bullets are barley 9-C!!! Spider-Man is weak as shit! (Pay no attention to numerous tier 8 feats performed by Spider-Man. Those are outliers because I said so.)

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Spider-Man is also no where NEAR Massively Hypersonic! Punisher clearly states in the same panel that Spider-Man couldn't even dodge his pistol bullet! And as we all know, unhinged, psychotic, murderous vigilantes are experts on all things Spider-Man! (Pay no attention to consistent feats such as Spider-Man dodging natural lightning, automatic gunfire, and reacting in microseconds, those are outliers as well.)

And as we all know, Captain America is nowhere near Multi-City Block either, he is also 9-C because he was restrained by handcuffs and killed by bullets!!

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While we are at it, Thanos is also 9-C because he was also restrained by handcuffs!

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Actually, he should be 10-C because he was restrained by a little kid with magic grass!!

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Now, onto more pressing matters. DC Comics!

Batman should be 8-A. Why? Because he can trade blows with Deathstroke, who can trade blows with a dude who tanked his staff one time! (Most solid scaling method ever. Also, this is not an outlier. Despite the fact that Batman's character is the peak of human condition, while Cap and Spidey are blatantly far above any other human could possibly be, he is 8-A and they aren't, because **** you.)

Not only that, but Batman also stated that he would most definitely whoop Captain America's ass in a fight, which would make him 8-A via scaling! (Never mind the fact I just made an argument to downgrade Cap to 9-C, or that this is only from an obscure, non-canon crossover that has never been mentioned again since the 90s)

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Batman stated Captain America only COULD beat Batman.

"And there's a big difference between COULD and WOULD!"

Code: 
 -Ben Singer of Death Battle. AKA the most accurate vs debaters in the world and expert pillar calcers.
In fact, Batman should be 4-B, because he can hurt Superman with punches.

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And here's also a random Silver-Age comic panel that totally isn't photoshopped or anything:

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So, that pretty much sums it up. And if you don't agree with my insane, outlandish and shaky argument, I'm gonna bitch and flip a shit about how much VS wikis suck, never come back, and just act like a baby while telling Staff members to just block me or close my thread already rather than make legitimate arguments while I cry myself to sleep tonight.

(I also can't wait for someone to take this seriously before noticing what category this is in)
 
I mean TBH scaling Batman to someone he's superior to that tanked the staff isn't to unreasonable imo
 
I mean I think bats is kinda legit downplayed here heck there were even some DC Street level upgrades that were accepted and yet haven't been used for some reason
 
Never mind the fact that you could counter by making Darkseid 10-A for getting mugged by thugs. That DOES NOT COUNT.

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(Ha ha. Nice one, DC. Black guy is mugging someone. Why am I not surprised)
 
And let's not forget the time Bat-Lord took numerous blows from an angry Darkseid. (Never mind the fact that he's wearing Apocalyptian armour, and that Darkseid is essentially just bitch-slapping him likely without using even a fraction of his power. This is SO NOT an outlier.)

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Also nevermind in the second panel on the first page how it looks like Batman is cowering like a little bitch. That's an optical illusion.
 
Also don't mind how Batman clearly states that Darkseid is holding back for his amusement, or that he is protected by the Mother Box. The writers have no idea what they are talking about.
 
I've seen this scan countless times but I just now noticed Batgirl is there. What's up with that?
 
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Note how this is the guy who's best known for his feat of literally destroying a solar system?

Obviously, we should downgrade his durability and Strength, he is CLEARLY a glass-cannon.
 
We should also downgrade Venom as he can be defeated by tiny amounts of fire

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Why would you be so MEAN, Spider-Man?!

Seriously, it's so pathetic, even other super villains make fun of how weak he is.

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Come on Electro, Kraven, and Fish-Bowl Helmet Guy, let's leave this silly ************ alone.

It should also be added to Thor's weaknesses that if his hammer leaves his hands for more than a minute, he basically turns into a younger version of the main character from House, right down to the crippled leg, scrawny physique, and annoying god complex (though in this case it is somewhat justified).

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One time it slid under his car, and he got all muddy and flustered trying to retrieve it.

And let's not forget the time Batman destroyed the multiverse, though this is still horrible downplaying.

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Batman also managed to smash a pillar. And as we ALL know, pillar smashing is the strongest feat according to Death Battle. Stronger than a supernova!

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