Kirito vs Azathoth

[Gemmysaur]

No, that would be his real human body.

Admin >>>>>> Incarnate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> SAO/ALO/GGO Avatar >>>>>>> real human body.


Alpha as fck

 

[Hat_mchat]

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Is that a better description?

 

[Zensum]

Yes, the joke went over your head, that's absolutely fact.

what joke? lol

 

[Overlord775]

azathoth wins because he's so ugly that kirito would die if he looked at him

 

[Schnee_One]

Actually, Azathoth would look at Kirito from up high and die of jealousy.

 

[Gemmysaur]

Only possible way of Azzy winning is if Kirito looks like this, and Azzy awakens his tentacular tendencies.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

You can easily beat spaghetti by eating spaghetti, which is why Kirito at his absolute weakest can defeat Azathoth, unless someone wants to argue that a plate of spaghetti can defeat anyone at all

 

[Overlord775]

You can easily beat spaghetti by eating spaghetti, which is why Kirito at his absolute weakest can defeat Azathoth, unless someone wants to argue that a plate of spaghetti can defeat anyone at all

poinonus spaghetti can kill you

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Implying Kirito isn't immune to poisoning

 

[Gemmysaur]

Dude. SAO is poisonous in and of itself.

Mom's spaghetti isn't doing much.

 

[Overlord775]

it seems like you never heard of russian poison

 

[Gemmysaur]

Is Azzy russian though?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Azzy is everything and nothing and the incomprehensible thing that lies beyond. He must be Russian

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

You can easily beat spaghetti by eating spaghetti, which is why Kirito at his absolute weakest can defeat Azathoth, unless someone wants to argue that a plate of spaghetti can defeat anyone at all

Fun fact. When I was like, 8 or something, I wrote a story about living kitchen foods. The spaghetti was the absolute strongest of them all, capable of shapeshifting and strangling rhinos to death with its noodly strands.

 

[Gemmysaur]

Azzy is everything and nothing and the incomprehensible thing that lies beyond. He must be Russia

The lack of bears born from a frozen lake wielding rocket launchers and machine guns while drinking vodka and wearing furry hats say otherwise.

 

[Overlord775]

it's because he isn't russsian, he paid russian mafia to give him the poison,

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Azzy is everything and nothing and the incomprehensible thing that lies beyond. He must be Russia

The lack of bears born from a frozen lake wielding rocket launchers and machine guns while drinking vodka and wearing furry hats say otherwise.

Those are probably hidden under his spaghetti strands

 

[Lunarwhal]

Let me ruin this party! Azathoth is dreaming of world. Server and all it's data can be found in this dream of his aka existence. He wakes up from dying and boom. Everything will be gone. Such is the way of Azathoth as he wakes up from nightmare and says: "5 more minutes" and goes back to dream of another existence.

 

[ShrekAlmighty]

Kirito can dual wield azathoth cant

clear stomp in favor of kirito

 

[Palaeocene.epoch1]

Someone should make 'Admin Embodiment' superpower page... and I wait the day when there's an Admin/Bureaucrat staff named 'Kirito'


Kirito once saved Silica from being almost tentacled by Azathoth iirc...


and both may even have familial relations
AzaThoth
KiriThoth

 

[ALRF]

Guys, what the heck are you babbling about?

Did you forget that Azathoth is a BUREAUCRAT?

Azzy stomps

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

True

Bureaucrat >>>>>> Admin

 

[Blanked]

Kirito beat the creator himself and not just a regular admin.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

tentacle hentai god solos

 

[Blanked]

tentacle hentai god solos

Kirito is a harem protagonist so they join forces to...

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

either two things azzy can play all kirito's harem MUCH better than kirito or their conquest will f*ck ever other harem genre in existence when they join forces....AIIIIIII S*IT

 

[Palaeocene.epoch1]

Kirito is a harem protagonist so they join forces to...

I am of the opinion that tentacle monsters exist just so they can be fodder to make harem protag looks preferable choice for the heroines...

 

[Gemmysaur]

That is unless, the harem protag is the tentacle monster itself.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

except harem protags need something to bypass but it can't bypass itself lel

 

[Sir_Ovens]

You know this is a joke thread right?

 

[Gemmysaur]

Mother of necro. That's 4 months+ since the last post.