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John Wick vs the IRS

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We have seen John Wick defeat mobsters, cartels, assassins and other criminal organizations. But could John Wick defeat the IRS?

We know that the Joker is not crazy enough to take them on, and Black Dynamite struggled against them before giving in to paying them. Could John break that trend?

Fun Note, I asked ChatGPT about is and they said: “John Wick may be able to take down an army of mobsters or assassins, but the IRS is an entirely different beast! While Wick’s skillset includes intense combat and stealth, the IRS fights with paperwork, audits, and bureaucracy. No amount of martial arts could help him dodge tax penalties or interest fees. So, while he could outfight his enemies, outsmarting the IRS might require a different kind of expertise—preferably a good accountant!
 
If John used all of his intelligence and money to buy a good accountant he could definitely beat the IRS, however if the IRS used their secret technique: Tax Fraud charges, John may be in some trouble
 
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