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After hearing Bret Hart’s bitter comments about him on Stone Cold’s podcast, Goldberg takes his remark to heart and decides to become the second martial artist after Mike Tyson to challenge a gorilla. Unfortunately, Bill couldn’t find a single zoo that would allow him to squash one of their gorillas. About to lose hope, Goldberg remembers an event that happened 13 years ago, where a famous video game gorilla challenged a boxing champion in a losing effort. After some searching, Goldberg is able to find the WVBA headquarters. Originally not on board, Bill is able to successfully convince the WVBA officials that pitting a match between him and Donkey Kong would put their business back on the map.
So without a moment sooner, both the WWE and WVBA host an expedition pay-per-view with Goldberg VS Donkey Kong as the main event.
Both are 6 m apart,
Speed is equalized,
and Battle takes place inside a ring within Madison Square Garden,
Goldberg’s AP is 299.77 Kilojoules but higher with Jackhammer
Donkey Kong’s AP is much higher than 114.1 Kilojoules
The AP gap is less than 2.62x
Gooooldberg! Gooooldberg!:
DK! Don-key Kong!
The match ends in No Contest:
So without a moment sooner, both the WWE and WVBA host an expedition pay-per-view with Goldberg VS Donkey Kong as the main event.
Both are 6 m apart,
Speed is equalized,
and Battle takes place inside a ring within Madison Square Garden,
Goldberg’s AP is 299.77 Kilojoules but higher with Jackhammer
Donkey Kong’s AP is much higher than 114.1 Kilojoules
The AP gap is less than 2.62x
Gooooldberg! Gooooldberg!:
DK! Don-key Kong!
The match ends in No Contest: