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Goomba vs Zombie (Minecraft) (0-7-0) (Concluded)

koopa3144

He/Him
6,267
3,080
This is peak.
  • Fight takes place in a minecraft forest
  • Both are 8-C
  • Speed is equalized
  • SBA for anything else

goomba-vs-zombie

Goomba: 0

2.997.660.199,2036843 joules/ 0.71 Tons of TNT
Zombie: 7
0.31 Tons of TNT

They both walk fall off a cliff: 0
 
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I mean it all depends on how the fight goes, but even then, if the Goomba hurts the Zombie enough, eventually the Zombie will spawn more of himself and attack the Goomba and take the win.
It also depends on if the zombies spawn close enough, if they spawn to far away they probably won’t be able to reach the Goomba before it finishes off the original zombie.
 
It also depends on if the zombies spawn close enough, if they spawn to far away they probably won’t be able to reach the Goomba before it finishes off the original zombie.
Yeah, that too. It all depends on luck and how the fight would go, but I'm giving it to Zombie since he has a higher chance of winning.
 
"Absolutely sick of playing this stupid ******* game. Ain't gonna put up with it no more. Gonna go home, go bed. Sick of this. Look at that cloud, that's a nice little cloud, I'm done with this game. Go home, go to bed, sick and tired of it. Alright, hold on one second, forgot my ******* keys. Gotta go back, get my keys so I can go home, go to bed- wait. I don't even have ******* keys, what the **** am I talking about? Gonna go back. Can't wait to get a big ol' glass of milk and go to bed. ******* leaving, out this bitch. Ain't having none of this bullshit no more, gonna go home, go bed. Ain't coming back neither. Ain't never doing this again. This shit is buuullshit. Tired of this game, going to bed, ******* long ass walk. I'm walking for like... an hour now, it's ******* annoying. I don't even know where I'm at because I haven't looked at the ground in thirty minutes. Goin' home, goin' bed, I really should start looking and paying attention where I'm going I have no clue where I'm at. I hope my mom made some chicken or something, I'm ******* starving. Pretty sure this is not my house at this point, that does not look like our ceiling. Nope, nope, definitely not my house, my mom is not a fat old naked man on the couch, and we don't even own a parakeet. Nope, nope, still not my house, definitely not my house. I'm pretty sure this is a prison, I saw two fat guys peeing in a bucket. This ******* room is humongous, this is ridiculous. I'll take a 10 piece chicken nugget, um, medium fries, and a coke please! Almost home. Go to sleep, go to bed, go home. Pull my pants down, take a big ol' shit, go to bed. Goomba, **** you. Seriously, **** you. Not even sure I'm in the same country anymore, that last house I checked was a pyramid. Where the **** am I at? The **** is that? The **** is this? Am I in the sewer? I'm in the sewer, that's a turd. It's disgusting. Ok, so how in the **** did I cross the Pacific Ocean? Oh wow, didn't think on this walk I'd see an elephant chasing a reindeer. Ok, I'm pretty sure I've been here before, I've seen that same dog three times now. Ok, I think I'm in a movie theater now. (Shhhh.) Sorry. No yeah, this is definitely a movie theater, the popcorn is really buttery. Pretty sure I made it to the moon somehow. There's a German flag over there. Now I'm in Hogwarts. I think I'm in Hogwarts. (You're a fa#&@t, Harry.) Ok, now I'm in Bikini Bottom. There's Squidward, HEY SQUIDWARD! Ok, why the **** is the sun shaped like a square? Ok, now I'm in the Matrix. Ok, now I'm in a Michael Bay movie. Hey Batman! (WHERE ARE THEY?) Bye Batman. Alright, I'm pretty sure I'm at a Chuck-E-Cheese now. ******* over this game, all done, I'm gonna go home, ******* go to bed. Get on the bed, lay the bed, go to sleep. Done with this ******* game. What the **** you looking at? I'm done with this game, I'm going bed. Oh shit, that's my bed. Oh hey, I'm home! Oh hey Vanoss! (Heyyy) The **** you doing here?" "I've been here the whole time man." "Oh, well good for you. I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. I had a busy day, so uh, I'm gonna hit the hay. Goodnight! (laughter) Turn the lights off please." -Tyler "Wildcat"
 
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