Everybody Wants to Rule the World 28

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Uhh ok bye. Stay out of shenanigans."

I turn to Perry "Now that has been cleared up, will we continue?"

 

[Overlord775]

@WHYNAUT

"Anything would work, but I'm rather good at fighting, so a job where I get to do that would be preferred"

Patrick responds

@Crimson

"Why aren't you following him ? "

Perry asks you

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"I doubt he'll be trouble. If he is, we just kick his ass"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Melter and Perry hear "I can still hear you two. " in their heads

 

[Overlord775]

"And you are also still within the range of my reality override. "

Perry responds to David

 

[WHYNAUT]

@WHYNAUT

"Anything would work, but I'm rather good at fighting, so a job where I get to do that would be preferred"

Patrick responds

@Crimson

"Why aren't you following him ? "

Perry asks you

"And what kind of person are you? Do you have any problems with killing for example? Do you prefer honorable fights?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

After I leave I decide to look around some more.

 

[Overlord775]

"And what kind of person are you? Do you have any problems with killing for example? Do you prefer honorable fights?"

"If my job required killing, I would, and, while honorable fights are fun and all, I don't mind having to use cheap tricks in order to win."

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Would you like to become the captain of my black ops strike team?"

 

[Overlord775]

"Yes, I would."

Patrick responds to Whyr's question

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Great! You are hereby assigned as the captain of the Jingos! Time to celebrate!"

 

[Overlord775]

"Yay ! "

Patrick says happily

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Follow me. We shall drink and I will invite the rest of the Jingos" I walk out of my office.

 

[Overlord775]

"Sure, boss"

I/Patrick follow Whyr.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Growing bored I decided to start heading back to my country.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Wandering the cosmos.gif

 

[WHYNAUT]

I lead Patrick to a normal but cozy pub in the city. Inside Patrick's fellow Jingos are already there with a large sign saying: "Welcome captain!"

They all bow their heads towards me.

"Raise your heads and celebrate! You should get to know your new captain"

they all raise their heads and cheer and sing.

 

[Overlord775]

"Hello everyone, name's Patrick. Happy to be you captain"

I say with a happy and enthusiastic tone

 

[WHYNAUT]

I order drinks for everyone.

 

[Overlord775]

I go meet my new subordinates.

It will be fun being a captain

 

[Overlord775]

@Crimson

"So where were we, oh right"

He then jump backwards and starts bombarding you with missiles, bullets, more bullets and homing bullets

@WHYNAUT

[i'm waiting]

 

[WHYNAUT]

They greet you and toast to you.

 

[Overlord775]

I toast too.

At the same time, I do a quick scan of the Jingos with my information analysis ability.

[Gib description of their physical apperence and powers]

 

[WHYNAUT]

[I'm not at my computer right now so I'll give the info later]

The Jingos are of course quite a bit weaker than you, but for people that were not chosen by Omni as we were they are very powerful. They start chatting and one of them gets drunk and starts asking embarrassing questions.

 

[Overlord775]

I listed to what my drunk subordinate is saying, while continuing to toast.

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Awre yooou a vurgin Cap?" She asks. Meanwhile the other Jingos are either snickering or shaking their heads.

 

[Overlord775]

"Yep."

I respond to her.

Might have been a bad idea to respond to the question, i guess the drunkness is starting to kick in on me too

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Buahahahaha. Did you hear that? I call dibs!" She yells at the others.

"Alright alright, that's enough from you" I tell her before putting her to sleep.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I use appetite energy to make a big energy dragon that covers a good portion of the Earth from the sun and make a a smaller line from that dragon that leads to me.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

On my return trip to earth, i see some weird energy being covering the earth before quickly absorbing it

Interesting

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I make another big shape but only make it big enough that people can see it in space and put it in words that say "Come to Alaska" and an arrow pointing at my location.

 

[Overlord775]

"Buahahahaha. Did you hear that? I call dibs!" She yells at the others.
"Alright alright, that's enough from you" I tell her before putting her to sleep.

"Thanks for the help boss."

I say to Whyr

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I fly down to the indicated location, still in spirit form

"You called?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I guess I'll have to spend out my own time." He decided to try something.

 

[Overlord775]

@Christian

You notice that Kaira is still there

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Oh, right. Look here!" He said, slamming his fist on the floor and creaking a hole straight down to Hell. "Alright, Alright, aaaaaaaaaaaaand..." He had a bucket as lava burst forth, falling down and filling it up. "I could profit off of this!"

 

[Overlord775]

Kaira gives Kabus the thumbs up

 

[Christian_Higdon]

".....You know, about that kraken ordeal...man, I just feel a bit unsettled about what went on there. What if somethin' else goes on?" He wondered. "Like that three headed dragon! What if that returns?......Nah, I must be nervous."

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Hello, are you doing anything?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Not really."