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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 28

"Okay, let's see here-OW!" He was then spun in circles by that exact knight, like Mario 64. The red monster had his skull stomped on as teeth went flying. "Ow..."
 
[YES! Start time]

Ughh... five more minutes please. I ruminate to myself. 'Sunlight pierces the gap wherest my two eyelids meet, agitating my cornea much in the way a needle would if you jabbed that shit in the eye, however UNLIKE actually getting jabbed in the eye, I am by no means bleeding to death.

Wait why's my bed all bumpy and jagged? I ruminate to myself yet again, attempting to pry my eyes openways with the metaphorical pliers that is my discomfort.

JESUS **** WHY AM I SLEEPING ON THE STREET?!? The sheer abnormality as is entailed by waking up in the alley of a street jolts me, my adrenaline flows, and my weakass is, albeit groggily, spurred into something resembling a zombie trying to walk.

In the corner of my eyes do I identify Katakana

HOW THE **** DID I END UP IN JAPAN???

Noticing the belt affixed to my waist, of which I assume is welded to it

WHY IN THE EVERLIVING **** IS A BELT ATTACHED TO MY WAIST, WAIT, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. WHY THE **** WAS I SLEEPING IN THE STREET? WAIT, NO. THAT MATTERS EVEN LESS THAN WAKING UP IN ACTUAL ******* JAPAN JESUS ******* CHRIST.
 
OKAY OKAY. KEEP CALM ALEXIS, KEEP CALM, WHILST THIS OBVIOUSLY EITHER THE WORK OF PARANORMAL PHENOMENA OR AN INTRICATE KIDNAPPING PLOT, YOU ARE CLEARLY NEITHER MOLESTED, DEAD, OR AIDS RIDDEN, WHICH IS ULTIMATELY A POSTIVE, EVEN IF IN A FOREIGN AREA IN WHICH YOU HAVE NO ******* CLUE HOW TO SPEAK THE NATIVE LANGUAGE. Panic has clearly ****** any sense of normalcy up the ass so far that it's coming out of it's mouth.

First... What's with the belt? Is that... a flipphone? Why the **** would you have a phone in the center of your... OH SHIT. I realize. THIS IS THE ************* FAIZ BELT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT, CAN I DO IT? IS THIS AN ACTUAL HENSHIN DEVICE?

I remove the phone from the belt, and input 555

"Standing By". It says, in the prototypical japanese accent a japanese person speaking english would bear.

Please don't just be a toy please don't just be a toy PLEASE don't just be a toy... I insert the phone into the belt. Closing my eyes, unbeknownst to me, Red lines emerge from the belt, ensnaring my body, and forging the Faiz Armor.

"Complete"

"HOLY ******* SHIT YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
 
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW, OW, OH GOD, OH LORD, HAVE MERCY, OW!" He was still being pummeled, the knight not tiring. "FOR ROME!" The knight shouted, as he slammed his fists on Kabus.
 
Christian Higdon said:
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW, OW, OH GOD, OH LORD, HAVE MERCY, OW!" He was still being pummeled, the knight not tiring. "FOR ROME!" The knight shouted, as he slammed his fists on Kabus.
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Hearing the distress, I respond to it in the only logical way possible

Sumimasen, Nani the ****?

Naturally, I rush towards the scene of the fight, man, is it just me or is Faiz WAAAAAY ******* faster than I thought he was?

Okay, how do I sound as cheesy as possible? I wanna, y'know, be indicative of the CLASSICAL Tokusatsu hero, being a symbol for peace, having a few quirks, y'know, the basic BEETCH of the Tokusatsu world... Despite Faiz not being that, but **** it, start with the basics, build yourself up

"HALT!" I hollar, my voice booming

"IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE I! KAMEN RIDA FAIZ! SHALL PUT AN END TO YOUR REIGN OF TERROR!"

Man that's cliche as ****, even for 70's Tokusatsu standards. I mean, do I want to be indicative of the stereotypical 70s Toku protag? Yes. Do I want to be but a shallow imitation of, y'know, an actual hero? **** no. But I've kinda already done that so... big oof I guess
 
Christian Higdon said:
The knight looked at the newcomer and stopped, but not before dragging Kabus' head a bit on the floor.
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"I UNDERSTAND YOU BOTH MUST BE AGGRAVATED WITH ONE ANOTHER. FOR WHAT. I AM NOT SURE, BUT I AM QUITE SURE THAT IF WE SIT DOWN AND TALK THINGS OUT. WE CAN SURELY RESOLVE THE ISSUE!" I say, with much excess machismo and chutzpah


Jesus **** I'm like if All Might ****** every Antibullying PSA in existence in some sort of mass simultaneous fuckage, spawning forth myriad upon myriad of antibullying babies with the very chutzpah and heroic aura that All Might exudes forth, like if that were real shit, I'd be ******* terrifying. I think to myself
 
I was just sitting at the moon with a popcorn when I saw one man ascending from the atmosphere. He is coming. I had no reason to hide. When he arrived, I sit beside him and said. "Hi. You're on a break?"
 
Christian Higdon said:
"I dunno if we can talk it oOOOOOOOOOH, OW, OH GOD!" He was grabbed by the neck and swung around.
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"HALT EVILDOER!" I hollar. Removing the phone from the belt holster, I input the command corresponding with "******* wall busting laser gun" and I point the gun at the statue assailing the other man. It fires several wall busting beams at the speed of light before running out of charge

As if I couldn't get any clicher. Generic Toku Protag attempts to halt EVILDOER, but their trusty handy tool stops working. Big oof. 10/10 good writing
 
The knight stopped and grunted, but Kabus had now gotten a chance. He dug a hole straight down to Rome and sent the knight back there, digging it and burying him in there. "That'll hold em alright, hehehehehe." Kabus said. "Now, about you....Oh, no....You're a hero, sent to stop me, right?"
 
Christian Higdon said:
The knight stopped and grunted, but Kabus had now gotten a chance. He dug a hole straight down to Rome and sent the knight back there, digging it and burying him in there. "That'll hold em alright, hehehehehe." Kabus said. "Now, about you....Oh, no....You're a hero, sent to stop me, right?"
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Okay so do I wanna voice my personal belief or am I gonna go the Toku rou- **** it

"I MEAN. AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR I HAVE NO REASON TO MURDER YOU. FOR CHILD MOLESTORS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT WARRANT DEATH IN THE EYES OF JUSTICE!" I say

Sure it's OOC but **** it. This is a boringass role. Didn't even do a subversion or a reconstruction of a classic Toku protag. Just played that shit straight
 
"HOLY F**K, OKAY! I'm more of a conquerer and a dictator, mostly insane, but that's where I meet limits at!" He said.

"Well, that was something."

"I agree."

"Okay, you two IN MY HEAD, you don't need to speak all the time." He realized that he had given away his insanity. "Oh, no."
 
Christian Higdon said:
"HOLY F**K, OKAY! I'm more of a conquerer and a dictator, mostly insane, but that's where I meet limits at!" He said.

"Well, that was something."

"I agree."

"Okay, you two IN MY HEAD, you don't need to speak all the time." He realized that he had given away his insanity. "Oh, no."
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Oh my ******* god I'm dealing with a possessed person. You know what? **** it. Time for a good ol exorcism. Wait Fair doesn't have exorcism shit. GHOST would be more suited to handle an exorcism. Then again I'm literally Faiz and I don't got a sliver of Opronoch DNA inside of me so... **** it I guess?

I rushing up to the man seeming to be possessed. And from his gut I attempted and exorcism via the utilization of Faiz shit and the possibility that I MIGHT have shit other than Faiz Shit.

"RIDAAAAH SEGREGATION!" I hollar

[If you think this is bullshit. Check Belial Zero Darkness's page, then check Ultraman X's page. I'm utilizing a combination of Matter Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, and my Xandium Ray. Which makes Spark Dolls which are pretty much Souls and Powersets combined into one. To forge a body for each personality to inhabit].
 
"Ummmm...what are you....they're just voices in my head..." He said, trying to convince him to stop. "I made them up to have someone or two to talk with and...." He started to well up. "Well, it was lonely in my day."
 
Christian Higdon said:
"Ummmm...what are you....they're just voices in my head..." He said, trying to convince him to stop. "I made them up to have someone or two to talk with and...." He started to well up. "Well, it was lonely in my day."
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"ARE YOU SURE CITIZEN?"

Jesus **** okay. I tried Cheesy Toku Shit. Said **** it and splurged personal shit. Proceeded to go OOC and ******* attempt a solid personality split, and just.. Jesus I'm a shit actor
 
"I mean, I am this gigantic lizard thing that came straight from Hell. Who'd wanna speak to me?" He said, trying to go back in memory. "I can't recall the next things."

[Gotta go to bed.]
 
Christian Higdon said:
"I mean, I am this gigantic lizard thing that came straight from Hell. Who'd wanna speak to me?" He said, trying to go back in memory. "I can't recall the next things."

[Gotta go to bed.]
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[Kay. Sleep tight, let not the bed bugs bite UNLESS you want them to! I'mma stay up since I needa take a dump. Then when I'm done with that I'mmma work out in the bathroom. Then go to bed]
 
ShiroyashaGinSan said:
I was just sitting at the moon with a popcorn when I saw one man ascending from the atmosphere. He is coming. I had no reason to hide. When he arrived, I sit beside him and said. "Hi. You're on a break?"
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It turns out someone else was already on the moon. "Who are you?"
 
"A stranger.... won't work. Let me call myself an observer. Observer of dimensions, information, causality and phenomena. I'm from a special place where the laws of the universe resides from, and I'm also from the place where all of the memories of the multiverse resides from. I was bored and I was curious in this world so I'm here. What's your name?"
 
I vaguely wonder how Vegas is doing now that my luck isn't strong enough to protect it.

Unless the luck that I had in the past already set up events so that the city would be protected in the future....

I ponder this for a while then go back to rolling dice.
 
"Hmm?" That name isn't in the backyard or boundary like me. Is that?

"Question. Are you transported into this world by a guy with a suit like he did to me?"
 
I get it. That's because they are not natives of this multiverse at all. They're like me, dropped to this world by that godly person. This is interesting.

"You're king, yes? Then where is your country?"
 
"Nothing. Or I don't know for now. I'm a man with a lot of curiosity. I want to know how things know, who they are, what they have...... And store it in my head. Or my ship. But like I do that to you. Now that I know what your origin is, I can't just pick a fight with you for no reason. Besides, there's no demerit for your part."
 
"It's on the planet that this moon is orbiting. It's in a sea between multiple continents and it's called Equalis."
 
"Sounds a lot like Atlantis. I'm familiar with underwater countries. By the way, why did you took a break here rather than in your country? Not like there is psychotic sheep around in your country."
 
I wonder how he knows about the sheep incident. "It's located in the sea,but it's not underwater. I took a break here because I can't show weakness to my people"

Why am I telling this to him?
 
"So you're that kind of king, huh? Also you have your "why am I telling this to him" face. Guess I'm good with talking."

I stood up. "Also you may be thinking why I know the sheep. I'm an observer, remember? Lord English, Tournament and such. I know that. Though I miss few stuffs. I know a place where you can see what I know. The multiverse's history! I can send you to the place if you want to, your call."
 
Suddenly I get another flashback:

"You have been seeking knowledge and power to protect your people for a long time. You have traversed the universe and become a legend. You never found your answer however. Those times are gone now for the answer is right in front of you. It's all around you! The universe runs on it. Will you accept it?"

The flashback ends. I feel my body collapsing but my mind isn't there.
 
@WHYNAUT

Overlord775 said:
Patrick goes to meet Whyr's segretary
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@Crimson

Perry erases time.

You then see hims semingly teleport in front of you and sends a multitude of ghostly arms towards you
 
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