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EntertainMe: Write skit [When you wanna index a verse on VSBW, but the author intentionally reveals themselves as a battleboarder to mess with fans]

VSBW Member: Oh boy, this verse has insane cosmology. Indexing it is such a pain but I'm finally done!

Writer: Oh hey guys, are you working on my verse?

VSBW Member: Wait what

VSBW Staff: Because it is revealed that the writer is affected by our wiki, it means they are biased and therefore their creation cannot be included here

FC/OC Staff: This is Tier 1. It can't be included here

VSBW Member: NOOOOOOOO

SCP Foundation removal in a nutshell
 
This remind me of opm fan case
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be me
have a favorite verse
had a feeling that the verse has potential to reach higher tier but no proof so decided to not mess with it
one day a new chapter came out
read it
wtf there's something super powerscaly at the end of the chapter
ask the friend here about it
said it may be 1-A
excited
friend also excited so he made the crt ASAP
pretty much being accepted
boom 1-A

fast forward to months later
starting to realized that the statement is way too tacky
but it's author's decision so decided to not ask about it
suddenly had the urge to check the raws
translate it to Google translate
nothing
checked it again, thoroughly this time
nothing
the statement crucial for 1-A? Gone to dust
saw that there's a footnote at the raw chapter
asked the translator about it
yep, it's gone
LMAOROFL
literally laugh for like 10 minutes, maybe more
asked one person who is decent with the language
apparently he has some connection with the author
he said that some battleboarder dumbfucks asked the author to add the powerscaly jargon to the work
author didn't know so he add it
he and the true fans tell the author that it's way too tacky and to not heed to their demand
author realized that it was stupid
deletes it
ULTRA BASED
 
Dayum... might have to ask the china men to do the same.
I don't think they need that extra hand
be me
have a favorite verse
had a feeling that the verse has potential to reach higher tier but no proof so decided to not mess with it
one day a new chapter came out
read it
wtf there's something super powerscaly at the end of the chapter
ask the friend here about it
said it may be 1-A
excited
friend also excited so he made the crt ASAP
pretty much being accepted
boom 1-A

fast forward to months later
starting to realized that the statement is way too tacky
but it's author's decision so decided to not ask about it
suddenly had the urge to check the raws
translate it to Google translate
nothing
checked it again, thoroughly this time
nothing
the statement crucial for 1-A? Gone to dust
saw that there's a footnote at the raw chapter
asked the translator about it
yep, it's gone
LMAOROFL
literally laugh for like 10 minutes, maybe more
asked one person who is decent with the language
apparently he has some connection with the author
he said that some battleboarder dumbfucks asked the author to add the powerscaly jargon to the work
author didn't know so he add it
he and the true fans tell the author that it's way too tacky and to not heed to their demand
author realized that it was stupid
deletes it
ULTRA BASED
Out of curiosity, which verse was that?
 
EntertainMe: Write skit [When you wanna index a verse on VSBW, but the author intentionally reveals themselves as a battleboarder to mess with fans]

^^^; write a skit in the form of a reply below the OP.
Thanks for the prompt! I like it, and I hope the short story I wrote based on it is entertaining.


Ned the nerd: "Dude, are you ready to watch the finale?!"

Niddle the nerd: "Yeah, bro! It's gonna be super hype."

Ned: "Where do you think the cosmology will end up scaling?"

Niddle: "I dunno. Based on the teasers, I think tier 1 is potentially on the table, but we can't know until we watch it. Y'know?"

Ned: "Yeah, definitely."

Five minutes later, the TV series the nerds have been anticipating has finally premiered.

Ned: "Dude, get off your phone, it's on!"

Niddle: [Locked in,] "Let's go."

On the TV: The narrator states, "Last time, on Progression of Worlds..." – a wizard character quickly follows up, "Reality as we know it is at stake here, and the only way for you to protect it is to access... The Above." The narrator continues, "...Will our heroes manage to save existence? Find out, today!" The intro ends.
The scene fades in, showing a tight-knit trio of battle anime-esque main characters consulting the wizard. The leader speaks up to the wizard: "So, Mr. Knowludwig, what is this 'The Above' thing anyway? Don't leave us in the dark on this one."

Niddle: "This is it, dude!"

Ned quickly shushed Niddle. The TV series continues: "Well, an abstruse explanation is required to answer your inquiry. You see, The Above is not really a 'thing' nor a location. The Above is... outside of this dimension."

Ned and Niddle: "Oh?!"

The TV series wizard: "...In fact, The Above is on a higher level of existence altogether, infinitely transcending all endless mathematical dimensions and all concepts, being an aspatial, atemporal, and acausal, abstract higher caliber of reality in our perspectives."

The main characters of the TV series find the descriptions of The Above daunting to some extent, as told by their facial expressions, which the story gives attention to with a sound cue and camera focus. During this time, Ned and Niddle say "OHHH?!" Their eyes had widened as Mr. Knowludwig provided the exposition.
Niddle: "YO! We could actually unironically scale the cosmology to Outerverse level on the VS Battles Wiki now!"

Ned: "I know right, dude! This is actually insane..."

The main characters of the TV series seem to feel a sense of wonder at this point, because if they can access The Above to harness whatever can be harnessed, there is no way they will be overwhelmed by the evil supervillain trying to terrorize them and their world. The wizard continues: "If such a level of immensity has a suitable name, it is indubitably the Outerverse level."

Niddle: "Huh? Wait..."

After briefly chuckling, the wizard on TV adds: "I got that one from nerds on the Internet who scale power. The common Tiering System they use is inspiring."

Ned and Niddle overall: "No... No no no no no no no! Wait wait wait wait. Wait wait wait wait wait!"


In the TV series, the comedic one of the main character group then says: "Oh, you're a VS Battles Wiki user, too?!"

Ned and Niddle: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Antvasima: "I'm sorry, but due to our rule prohibiting the inclusion of verses made by versus debaters, the Progression of Worlds verse will probably have to be deleted. 🙏"

Mr. Bambu: "Yep, it's getting nuked."

Ned and Niddle: 💀😭🔔

 
Thanks for the prompt! I like it, and I hope the short story I wrote based on it is entertaining.


Ned the nerd: "Dude, are you ready to watch the finale?!"

Niddle the nerd: "Yeah, bro! It's gonna be super hype."

Ned: "Where do you think the cosmology will end up scaling?"

Niddle: "I dunno. Based on the teasers, I think tier 1 is potentially on the table, but we can't know until we watch it. Y'know?"

Ned: "Yeah, definitely."

Five minutes later, the TV series the nerds have been anticipating has finally premiered.

Ned: "Dude, get off your phone, it's on!"

Niddle: [Locked in,] "Let's go."

On the TV: The narrator states, "Last time, on Progression of Worlds..." – a wizard character quickly follows up, "Reality as we know it is at stake here, and the only way for you to protect it is to access... The Above." The narrator continues, "...Will our heroes manage to save existence? Find out, today!" The intro ends.
The scene fades in, showing a tight-knit trio of battle anime-esque main characters consulting the wizard. The leader speaks up to the wizard: "So, Mr. Knowludwig, what is this 'The Above' thing anyway? Don't leave us in the dark on this one."

Niddle: "This is it, dude!"

Ned quickly shushed Niddle. The TV series continues: "Well, an abstruse explanation is required to answer your inquiry. You see, The Above is not really a 'thing' nor a location. The Above is... outside of this dimension."

Ned and Niddle: "Oh?!"

The TV series wizard: "...In fact, The Above is on a higher level of existence altogether, infinitely transcending all endless mathematical dimensions and all concepts, being an aspatial, atemporal, and acausal, abstract higher caliber of reality in our perspectives."

The main characters of the TV series find the descriptions of The Above daunting to some extent, as told by their facial expressions, which the story gives attention to with a sound cue and camera focus. During this time, Ned and Niddle say "OHHH?!" Their eyes had widened as Mr. Knowludwig provided the exposition.
Niddle: "YO! We could actually unironically scale the cosmology to Outerverse level on the VS Battles Wiki now!"

Ned: "I know right, dude! This is actually insane..."

The main characters of the TV series seem to feel a sense of wonder at this point, because if they can access The Above to harness whatever can be harnessed, there is no way they will be overwhelmed by the evil supervillain trying to terrorize them and their world. The wizard continues: "If such a level of immensity has a suitable name, it is indubitably the Outerverse level."

Niddle: "Huh? Wait..."

After briefly chuckling, the wizard on TV adds: "I got that one from nerds on the Internet who scale power. The common Tiering System they use is inspiring."

Ned and Niddle overall: "No... No no no no no no no! Wait wait wait wait. Wait wait wait wait wait!"


In the TV series, the comedic one of the main character group then says: "Oh, you're a VS Battles Wiki user, too?!"

Ned and Niddle: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Antvasima: "I'm sorry, but due to our rule prohibiting the inclusion of verses made by versus debaters, the Progression of Worlds verse will probably have to be deleted. 🙏"

Mr. Bambu: "Yep, it's getting nuked."

Ned and Niddle: 💀😭🔔


This is one of the best ones so far. Ngl. The author is such a troll lol.
 
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