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Cacofonix vs Boyfriend (FNF)

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"What kind of spite match is this?!" You might be asking? Here's the deal. Every encounter Boyfriend came across devolved into a rap battle practically immediately. It didn't matter how hellbent on murder his opponent is, as we could tell from Tankman, it just happens. Under verse equalization, Boyfriend is allowed to win this way thanks to his verse's logic (plus his verse's logic was how he won against Ella from Total Drama, so...). BF literally gets incapped by missing few too many notes anyway.

Now that I got this out of way, let's take a look at our opponents. Both combatants' go-to is singing based on their profiles. Cacofonix is so terrible at singing that the mere suggestion of him doing so caused a thunderstorm to give him the middle finger. While you can go off fear manip... Boyfriend literally is too stupid to fear anything.

Speed is equalized, but that doesn't really matter anyway considering the entire match will devolve into a rap battle at the very start anyway. Anyway, here are their profiles:

Cacofonix's Profile
Boyfriend's Profile

Who takes this?

Cacofonix: 0
Boyfriend: 0
Inconclusive: 6 (AThe1412, HonestlyBored24, TartaChocolate, Ebihara, Franstel, MintyBoi1)
 
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Honestly? It's inconclusive. Cacofonix's singing is so HORRIBLE it can cause his opponent physical pain which can likely make Boyfriend mess up and lose but then him singing badly means he also loses so...
 
Bump (Yes, I'm necro-ing, but I still think this is valid just by what it'll devolve into).
 
I guess Cacofonix has no way of winning per se, but he's definitely dragging boyfriend with him. I mean, the Vikings who literally didn't know the concept of fear and were simply angered when Astérix and Obélix kept beating the crap out of them, couldn't stand Cacophonix's singing even yelling him to stop and being reduced to a cowering wreck of nerves upon the possibility of him singing again.

But as @AThe1412 mentioned, that in itself would mean Cacophonix loses, and I can legit see a gag of Cacophonix being a chaotic mess of arrows and even wrecking his own game interface out of sheer suck. But could that also make Boyfriend mess up his own singing?
 
I guess Cacofonix has no way of winning per se, but he's definitely dragging boyfriend with him. I mean, the Vikings who literally didn't know the concept of fear and were simply angered when Astérix and Obélix kept beating the crap out of them, couldn't stand Cacophonix's singing even yelling him to stop and being reduced to a cowering wreck of nerves upon the possibility of him singing again.

But as @AThe1412 mentioned, that in itself would mean Cacophonix loses, and I can legit see a gag of Cacophonix being a chaotic mess of arrows and even wrecking his own game interface out of sheer suck. But could that also make Boyfriend mess up his own singing?
I'll take that as an Inconclusive.
 
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