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Blobfish vs Goldfish (GRACE)

I'm gonna have to give this match to the Blobfish (that thing's real?). While a goldfish does have the intelligence advantage, the blobfish has everything else going for it.
 
Deep-sea Thiccboi FRA (because whatever intellect advantage a Goldfish has is very unlikely to help...)
 
There actually cannot be a neutral area. The Blobfish lives at such pressure, that if he were to be brought in an area where a goldfish lives, he'd die instantly. That's why they're so bloated in pictures, because the lack of pressure... explodes them. Same story for Goldfish, he cannot go that deep to find a Blobfish.

so... Incon?
 
This is a whole new level of incon, they can't even meet, let alone fight. McQueen needs to step up his game.
 
Should the blobfish votes be removed? I feel like my logic kind of invalidates them.
 
Fair enough. I suppose that if you grabbed one of each, and started violently whacking them one against the other, the Blob's death by pressure difference would come a few moments after the goldfish's demise via fish slap.
 
Isn't this thread kinda absurd? Neither can actually fight eachother, so it seems like a mismatch either way. I'll probably get this closed
 
SBA allows paradoxes to be had so the fight can actually happen

So according to SBA this area both has very high pressure so the blobfish can survive but low enough pressure so the goldfish to survive
 
Edwardtruong2006 said:
SBA allows paradoxes to be had so the fight can actually happen
So according to SBA this area both has very high pressure so the blobfish can survive but low enough pressure so the goldfish to survive
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That does seem logical, though I'm not sure if that itself has a limitation.
 
I mean, it allows day and night at the same time, so I guess this is fine. Then it's a stomp for the Blobfish. Actually, can't the Goldfish just swim away? I don't actually know the max speed of either, but the Blobfish looks very slow.
 
Looking up "blobfish top speed" gives us 5 mph. That's impressive, actually, a bit too much, honestly. But, hey, data is data.
 
If you want to keep this one of the silliest fights on this site, then yes (Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit)
 
Armorchompy said:
Looking up "blobfish top speed" gives us 5 mph. That's impressive, actually, a bit too much, honestly. But, hey, data is data.
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I dunno, nobody has ever documented a living blobfish.
 
I dunno, nobody has ever documented a living blobfish.

Exactly why it sounded fishy (heh) to me. Still, equalizing removes the problem
 
Come to think of it, running away counts as a win for Blob, so I guess he wins
 
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