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A Devious 8 Year Old Kid vs An Over Emotional 13 Year Old Teen

HeadlessKramerGeoff777

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Kevin McCallister vs Tom Lombardo

Rules:

  • Kevin has traps that are under 9-B
  • Tom has his poltergeist active, and at it's worst (Flipping tables and bookshelves)
  • They start in an apartment Kevin had less than a day of prep in
  • They start across the room from each other
  • Both are bloodlusted (cause kid violance is funny)
Results:

Basically Jigsaw:

Basically Carrie, younger, with no control:

Basically Jeff:
 
Okay sooooo....I don't even know what a Bloodlusted Kevin would do.

Mule is Kevin supposed to pull off a trap if they're in the same room?
 
The traps are already set around the apartment room. Tom and Kevin just start in the same room. He just needs to get Tom to chase him similarly to some of the traps Kevin used when he would bate the burglers to follow him. This tbh is suppose to be a similar set-up to Home Alone 2. Also just wanted to see if a 13 year old would beat down a 8 year old and kill him idk. Pretty sure any of Kevin's traps oneshot.
 
Yeah they basically do so I mean...

to be fair Kevin could literally just pelt the kid with his BB gun. I dunno what exactly the vibration stuff would do to that but y'know
 
can a BB gun kill? I know they hurt, but...huh. Tbh I forgot he had that. Well the vibrations are upredictable, could cause a bookshelf to fall over an crush Kevin, or a bed, or even yank the gun out of his hand, etc.
 
BBs can't kill but they can really hurt someone. Also I feel like the kid, if he's bloodlusted, is more likely to run forward and fall for a trap before the vibrations or whatever take effect
 
I think this match is fair (sorry for almost-necro) but I feel like the poltergeist takes it with relative ease. His poltergeist opens up by laying waste to whatever traps Kevin has set up and if it comes down to a physical fight then frankly that's just a thirteen year old fighting an eight year old to the death at that point.
 
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