Pun Masters Collide (Annoying Orange vs. Sans) (7-1-0, GRACE!)

[HonestlyBored24]

When someone is so good at making puns, and pissing you off, that they have earned the title of Pun Master. Normally Pun Masters are very proud of this title, but other people see nothing from it other than shame.

Yesterday I was officially titled Pun Master. My friends were ashamed, but I was proud.

This is my Pizzabox492 arc

Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 17m away.
The battle takes place in an open field.
Orange is in his Base key, but has all of his equipment.

Da Vouts
“Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!”: 7 (Spilxson2, JustANormalLemon, XxZetsuxX, SatellaTheWoE, AThe1412, ShionAH, BigSmoke4269)

Scales to baseline High 6-A and baseline 5-C; 4.43 PetaTons of TNT, higher with Knife, 29.6 ExaTons of TNT with the Kitchen Cannon​

Scales to baseline Class T; 1 Metric GigaTon​

“so cool! so cool! so cool! so cool!”: 1 (noninho)

Scales to this; > 0.001 Tons of TNT​

Scales to this; 5.38 Metric Tons​

Da Fakts
Annoying Orange has a 2771875000000000000x (29600000000000000000000x for the Kitchen Cannon) advantage in Attack Potency.
Annoying Orange has a 185849079397x advantage in Lifting Strength.
Sans has a MY MOM advantage in KARMA.

 

[koopa3144]

Oh boy Following.

 

[Fezzih_007]

This is my Pizzabox492 arc

I want to reach this Arc in my life someday
Following.

 

[XxZetsuxX]

This match up is funny as hell XD

Also following

 

[TheMassivlyUnkn0wn]

orange drops 10,000,000 baldis on sans ggs he cant dodge all of em

 

[XxZetsuxX]

orange drops 10,000,000 baldis on sans ggs he cant dodge all of em

Teleport, Mabye?

 

[TheMassivlyUnkn0wn]

there are like, 10,000,000 of them. even then he has dozens of other objects in large quantities to drop on sans

 

[XxZetsuxX]

there are like, 10,000,000 of them. even then he has dozens of other objects in large quantities to drop on sans

Actually i feel like this is a massive disadvantage for sans being in a closed place with someone who can make rain a ton of objects

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Specially since orange is bloodlust here

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Actually i feel like this is a massive disadvantage for sans being in a closed place with someone who can make rain a ton of objects

Okay I’ll change it to an open field

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Alright, So orange bloodlusted starts with dropping millions of objects correct?

What is Orange response to hell mode danmaku?

Sans can dodge with an open field and even has instinctive action and teleport to help him

Orange has possibly massively hypersonic+ reactions but no analytical precog or info analysis to back him up

Is Orange's teleport instant or does it take time?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Alright, So orange bloodlusted starts with dropping millions of objects correct?

What is Orange response to hell mode danmaku?

Sans can dodge with an open field and even has instinctive action and teleport to help him

Orange has possibly massively hipersonic+ reactions but no analytical precog or info analysis to back him up

Is Orange's teleport instant or does it take time?

I guess.

Teleportation?

Yes.

If I’m correct, Sans has only ever used information analysis to tell how many times Chara has died to him. I don’t think it constitutes precognition.

I don’t know, get somebody knowledgeable on Annoying Orange lore

 

[XxZetsuxX]

If I’m correct, Sans has only ever used information analysis to tell how many times Chara has died to him. I don’t think it constitutes precognition.

Info analysis is like Sans being able to analyse the opponent's moves or something and with genius intelligence he will notice things that will help him fight better

But i could be wrong

 

[HonestlyBored24]

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[HonestlyBored24]

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[HonestlyBored24]

Bumo

 

[Spilxson2]

The fact that Orange can literally drop one trillion Bowling Balls on somebody but doesn't have "Danmaku" in his abilities section is hilarious. Voting Orange. He's gonna spam attacks at Sans and his jokes are infuriating enough to be considered Madness Manipulation

 

[XxZetsuxX]

The fact that Orange can literally drop one trillion Bowling Balls on somebody but doesn't have "Danmaku" in his abilities section is hilarious. Voting Orange. He's gonna spam attacks at Sans and his jokes are infuriating enough to be considered Madness Manipulation

Sans first attack says hi

 

[Spilxson2]

Sans first attack says hi

Then he'll probably kill Orange then immediately die by all the numerous projectiles flying towards him. Orange can also teleport and make thousands of copies of himself. I see this ending with either Orange obliterating Sans, or Sans killing orange then immediately dying afterwards because Orange is bloodlusted

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Then he'll probably kill Orange then immediately die by all the numerous projectiles flying towards him. Orange can also teleport and make thousands of copies of himself. I see this ending with either Orange obliterating Sans, or Sans killing orange then immediately dying afterwards because Orange is bloodlusted

Orange wouldn't have time to attack because Sans attacks first

Orange wouldn't expect attacks coming from below too

This is an open field, Sans can teleport and dodge via higher reaction speed and instinctive action

 

[Spilxson2]

Orange wouldn't have time to attack because Sans attacks first

Orange wouldn't expect attacks coming from below too

This is an open field, Sans can teleport and dodge via higher reaction speed and instinctive action

Can he really dodge trillions of objects falling on him? Also can't Orange also just teleport to dodge?

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Can he really dodge trillions of objects falling on him?

With teleport and time stop i think he can

Also can't Orange also just teleport to dodge?

Would he teleport to something he doesn't know?

I mean the attack is coming from below first

 

[Spilxson2]

With teleport and time stop i think he can

Would he teleport to something he doesn't know?

I mean the attack is coming from below first

He'd probably still just instantly spam everything he can at Sans due to bloodlust

 

[XxZetsuxX]

He'd probably still just instantly spam everything he can at Sans due to bloodlust

Sans law manip makes him always attack first

 

[Spilxson2]

Sans law manip makes him always attack first

Can he attack all of the Orange duplicates though?

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Can he attack all of the Orange duplicates though?

Probably, Sans has Insane Danmaku

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

Orange with the 1000x reactions lol

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Orange with the 1000x reactions lol

Oh yeah, He does have that

Too bad he can't dodge what he doesn't expect such attacks from below

 

[Spilxson2]

He can teleport and make thousands of duplicates though

 

[XxZetsuxX]

He can teleport and make thousands of duplicates though

He can but he won't have time

Considering Sans just needs like 1-2 seconds to kill him

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

Oh yeah, He does have that

Too bad he can't dodge what he doesn't expect such attacks from below

With his sheer reaction speed advantage he most definitely can

and he's like 10 cm in diameter at most

it is entirely possible he is not getting hit

 

[XxZetsuxX]

With his sheer reaction speed advantage he most definitely can

and he's like 10 cm in diameter at most

it is entirely possible he is not getting hit

He is literally touching the ground

Sans first attack makes bones come from the ground

 

[Spilxson2]

He is literally touching the ground

Sans first attack makes bones come from the ground

Isn't his first attack just throwing his opponent to the ground?

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Isn't his first attack just throwing his opponent to the ground?

Ye, But like, Would he feel it?

I mean he already is at the ground

Also it doesn't even take 2 seconds from slam to bones

 

[Spilxson2]

Ye, But like, Would he feel it?

I mean he already is at the ground

Also it doesn't even take 2 seconds from slam to bones

Orange has 1000x more reaction speed than Sans AND he's bloodlusted

 

[XxZetsuxX]

Orange has 1000x more reaction speed than Sans AND he's bloodlusted

Like i said bones from below the ground will hit him because he is not expecting it

He doesn't have prior knowledge on Sans first attack

Higher reaction speed doesn't matter if he doesn't know the attack is coming from below the ground

 

[Spilxson2]

Like i said bones from below the ground will hit him because he is not expecting it

He doesn't have prior knowledge on Sans first attack

Higher reaction speed doesn't matter if he doesn't know the attack is coming from below the ground

If he makes thousands of duplicates then Sans might not even be able to hit them all

 

[XxZetsuxX]

If he makes thousands of duplicates then Sans might not even be able to hit them all

Sans attacks first

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

Sans attacks first

That doesn't mean Orange suddenly becomes incapable of acting