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fun and games

  1. AppleMaker

    "I don't want to be criticized" (AppleMaker vs Content Cop) (3-6-0)

    No idea how that battle could have started, considering I'm not a YouTuber But anyways, I'm just fighting against someone, who embodies things I truly despise. In that case - unsolicited criticism and flaw nitpicking Rules:  Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have Metal pipe Content Cop have...
  2. AppleMaker

    Pyromaniac vs Huntress (AppleMaker vs ∆iden) (4-3-0)

    Here's another prep time clash matchup, which I find way more interesting than cqc ones Rules: Both are 10-A Both have all their equipment Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 1 kilometer Location is SBA, but it's winter No line of sight Scaler who loves fire and explosives: 4...
  3. AppleMaker

    Kaboom vs Grab grab (AppleMaker vs Poppy Playtime MC) (3-8-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have airsoft gun, gasoline, firecrackers, matches and zippo lighter AppleMaker is 10-A, anything above 9-C is restricted The Player have grabpack 2.0 Battle takes place in a factory (neither of us have prior knowledge of it's layout) Starting distance is...
  4. AppleMaker

    Human fights a human sized rat (AppleMaker vs Skaven) (0-0-0)

    Considering how many keys they have, conditions of this match could be changed few times or several other matches could be made. Hope it's not a stomp though Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized (low end for Skaven) Skavenslave key is used Peak human LS is restricted AppleMaker have low...
  5. AppleMaker

    "What the heck is sleep?" (AppleMaker vs Subject) (4-4-0)

    I really hope it's not a stomp, because I love making some creepypasta matches (I'm abusing the heck out of my fear resistance) and because of how thematical this is. Also I just want to test my limits of weapon/prep time skillslop Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have a...
  6. AppleMaker

    Mario fan vs Sonic fan (AppleMaker vs The_Axiom_Of_Virgo) (0-0-0)

    I'll take this down, if you're against this match, @The_Axiom_of_Virgo Rules: Speed is not equalized (low end speed for AppleMaker though) AppleMaker have low-end 9-C durability (328 joules), overall both are 10-A physically Both have 3 hours of prep time Everything above 9-C is restricted...
  7. AppleMaker

    "WHO TF REVIVED A T-REX?!?!" (AppleMaker vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (3-0-0)

    Well, 2025 was insane, but 2026 started off by someone de-extincting a fricking TYRANNOSAURUS in some random village near my city so I'm one of the first potential victims of that thing Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized I have 2 hours of prep time (could be increased/decreased if it's...
  8. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler tries bounty-hunting (AppleMaker vs Tanner) (10-0-2)

    I picked up a wanted poster of some random criminal and decided to find him since I became broke, because I wasted too much money on fireworks and gasoline (previously I fought one haxless 9-A entity). After days of search I found him lurking around and tried to sneak up on him, he went to...
  9. AppleMaker

    "Who cares about strength, when I can warp reality?" (Trxce vs The Ugly Duckling) (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Trxce is 10-B Plot manipulation is not restricted Trxce have his wheel and it's rigged (basically any outcome will be successful for him if it lands before he loses) Battle takes place in Judgemental hall Starting distance is 10 meters Trxce have athletic LS...
  10. AppleMaker

    Crashout tries to destroy racism (AppleMaker vs 100 Hody Joneses) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized AppleMaker have 1 hour of prep time Hody Joneses are 10-C Everything above 9-B is restricted Both sides are bloodlusted "I WOULD NOT tolerate intolerance": 1 (@Lloydblitzed) Stereotypical Instagram users: AppleMaker brutally slaughters 99 of them and dies the second...
  11. AppleMaker

    How many Mr. Burnses it takes to defeat ____?

    Self explanatory premise - I would use different characters to fight Mr. burns at his weakest key and I we discuss how many Mr. Burnses it would take to actually defeat someone from this list (that could be changed overtime) But here are some rules: There would be 2 conditions - with equal and...
  12. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 1000 Mr Burnses (0-2-0)

    Since TWH's got curbstomped into oblivion due to lack of senses and being way too short - let's see how their taller, more functional and older counterparts would do Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burnses are 10-C, everything above is restricted Gorilla is 9-C (could be lowered to 10-A if...
  13. Lilybitdun

    Lowest Values On The Wiki

    I ended up with something that had picojoules recently and I was wondering what's the lowest calculated values across the wiki. A thread already exists for the opposite so would be fun to see what the lowest are AP/Durability 1: T.E.E.N.Y UFO [107.08998 Rontojoules] 2: Nova [17.55059457...
  14. AppleMaker

    Composite Human vs Mr. Burns (1-0-1)

    Rules: Mr. Burns have 8-C durability Speed is equalized Battle takes place on Roblox baseplate with invisible walls (so no, CH can't push him off the edge) All equipment is restricted for both Neither of them have prior knowledge of each other The strongest: 1...
  15. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 100 weakest men (0-6-0)

    Since we figured out that 100 average men is overkill for gorilla - I'll make them fodderish af, and see how it goes Here are the rules: Speed is equalized Weakest humans are not paralyzed and have below average Intel Weakest humans have 1 year to live All weapons are restricted for both sides...
  16. AppleMaker

    Hahaha, skillslop goes brr (Composite Human vs I.M.P + Striker) (0-1-0)

    Since hellborns currently aren't downgraded to 9-B - I'd make them fight High 8-C human for the fun of it Rules: Speed is equalized Composite Human have prior knowledge Composite Human have firearms similar to I.M.P. (if they're useless - I'll remove them) I.M.P. are teamed up with Striker...
  17. MrLuk2000

    Undisputed post and proof of Alien X 1-A

    Irrefutable proof of 1-A Alien X https://imgflip.com/gif/ab9sdf As you can see, WoG confirms 1-A Alien X If you agree you agree If you disagree you agree If you click on this thread you agree If you read this thread you agree If you ignore this thread you agree If you're neutral you agree If...
  18. AppleMaker

    Block tales ahh fight (AppleMaker vs Caracal and Serval) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Caracal and Serval are wild ones (I don't want to hurt anyone's pets) AppleMaker is 10-A and 9-C dura (AP could be lowered though) AppleMaker's equipment is restricted Battle takes place in savanna Starting distance is 10 meters Battle theme is this "Shit, I don't...
  19. AppleMaker

    "I guess I overrated myself... I'm sorry" AppleMaker CRT

    Since Fc/Oc don't have Content revision thread - this post was moved to Fun and games thread instead. Basically I made this profile of myself, relying more on hypothetical strengths and weaknesses of myself, but today I realized that some of my stats/abilities could be removed/downgraded, some...
  20. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler fights an ancient man (AppleMaker vs Homo Floresiensis) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have 10-A physical AP and 9-C durability Homo Floresiensis have a club AppleMaker have a metal pipe Battle takes place in a time square Starting distance is 20 meters I'm stronger than you: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) Attack Potency scales to...
  21. AppleMaker

    "I'm fighting... Myself? Again?" (AppleMaker vs Ditto) (5-1-1)

    Rules: Ditto is given time to transform AppleMaker is under effect of painkillers (after ditto transformed) All equipment is restricted Both have below average stamina (since he copied me) Actual me: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed); (@TheOrangeGuy09); (@Kazuma_kuwabara) Better...
  22. AppleMaker

    Unitree R1 vs The Rake (0-1-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Both are 10-B Starting distance is 5 meters You can't scare a clanker, fool: 1 push is all it takes: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) Nosey mauls them to death (incon):
  23. AppleMaker

    "Finally I found opponent in the same weight category" (AppleMaker vs Aardvark) (5-1-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Aardvark is 80 kg (10-A) AppleMaker have prior knowledge of it's claws, teeth and what not AppleMaker is at his strongest physical keys Starting distance is 100 meters Battle takes place on that planet Cheetah victimizer: 5 (@Qurbonboev)...
  24. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler fights a YouTube Shorts creator (AppleMaker vs Trxce) (4-0-0)

    Rules: AppleMaker is 10-A with 9-C durability Trxce in his human key and 10-B Speed is equalized Both have Athletic LS AppleMaker have a knife in his pocket and prior knowledge on Trxce BFR Both are in character (so AppleMaker most likely won't start with knife) The Rake victim: 4...
  25. AppleMaker

    "You can pretty much overpower a cheetah with moderate difficulty" (AppleMaker vs Cheetah) (6-2-0)

    Shoutout to @H3110l12345I20 for this quote Rules: Speed is equalized (no KE one-shot, lmao) AppleMaker have no equipment (no firecracker throw gg) Both have average stamina SBA AppleMaker actually overpowers a cheetah: 6 (@Greatsage13th); (@Qurbonboev); (@Delusionaltx2); (@Kazuma_kuwabara)...
  26. AppleMaker

    "YOU CAN'T STOP ME, I HAVE ALL APPLES/DOGS IN THE WORLD!!!" (VSBW AppleMaker vs Trxce) (1-0-6)

    My VSBW counterpart was pissed off that his answer didn't make it to the video, despite putting all creativity and originality in it and out of spite he decided to answer "Penguins who play chess with seals" for the next prompt and now Trxce hates him and bans him off his server. After that...
  27. AppleMaker

    "Did you say the C word?" (AppleMaker vs 4 Unitrees R1) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker is surrounded Unitrees have 10-B AP AppleMaker's equipment, athletic speed and 9-C dura are restricted Both sides have Below average stamina Battle takes place in Coliseum Starting distance is 5 meters Everything else is SBA AppleMaker aura farms on...
  28. AppleMaker

    Obnoxious Powerscaler vs Funny Skeleton (VSBW AppleMaker vs Sans) (0-8-0)

    Rules: AppleMaker have all his apples Speed is equalized Battle takes place in Deltarune's Hometown Starting distance is 10 meters Battle theme is this Apple danmaku: Bone danmaku: 8 (@Lloydblitzed); (@MANOFGOD7); (@TheOrangeGuy09); (@Shadowslash125); (@Qurbonboev)...
  29. DoctorS4mh4in

    A glaringly obvious DCU Lex Luthor upgrade that everyone has glossed over for some reason.

    This is a catastrophe. Absolutely diabolical. This is precisely why we (VS Battles Wiki) are seen as a massive laughingstock to the VS community. Have you fellas even seen the movie? He literally recites his own VS Battle tier for everyone to hear. The proof is RIGHT THERE and you ALL ignored...
  30. AppleMaker

    Self-loathing be like (The Real World AppleMaker vs VSBW AppleMaker) (1-6-0)

    Don't worry, round 12 of my tournament is coming soon But anyways, here are the rules: VSBW AppleMaker starts with 0 apples TRW AppleMaker have access to firecrackers (I'm wearing a backpack) and Scooter Both have prior knowledge of each other's hax, abilities and weapons TRW AppleMaker is...
  31. AppleMaker

    Another old man fights the most horrifying piece of paper in existence (Mr. Burns vs Job application) (1-4-0)

    Previous old man was The Authority though. I hope this match would be fair Rules: Both are 10-C Battle takes place in Simpsons house Starting distance is 40 cm (enough for Burns hand to reach) Speed is not equalized SBA Yellow old man: 1 (@AppleMaker) Scariest thing ever (according to...
  32. AppleMaker

    Elderly man vs Brainrotted man (Mr Burns vs Ultra-Downplayed Composite Human) (2-5-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burns have no weapons Battle takes place in the matrix Starting distance is 1 meter Both are 10-C "It's high to be loathed": 2 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); Gen alpha's future according to Gen Z: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Jin2188); (@Oiguana2701)...
  33. AppleMaker

    Me vs Composite Human (for real this time) (1-4-0)

    Composite Human got mad at me for beating Downplayed his version. I ran away from him and hid at the abandoned building, knowing damn well that he will find me pretty soon. So I prepared for that and set some traps to get rid of him, could I beat him or not? Rules: Composite human have a...
  34. AppleMaker

    [Concluded] Me vs "Composite Human"

    Rules: SBA (except AppleMaker have Below Average stamina) AppleMaker have no weapons and equipment Look at the profiles first No Durability?: 5 (@Vzearr); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@Lloydblitzed); (@NahIDWINSOHARD); (@TheOrangeGuy09) No Stamina?: Actual composite human's victims...
  35. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers (AppleMaker and Arkansalter2) vs Cereal killers (The painters) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Everyone have all their melee weapons (no zippo lighter, explosives and scooters for AppleMaker) Arkansalter and AppleMaker at their strongest physical keys Painters are 9-C Battle takes place in the park Starting distance is 10 meters Crashout and Troll: 3...
  36. AppleMaker

    Compilation of perfectionists

    Basically I want to collect characters who are obsessed with perfection and have absolutely zero tolerance to having any flaws, or at least have perfectionism in way less harmful form (for example they could just try to make one specific thing perfect or only themselves). 10B - 9C characters and...
  37. AppleMaker

    [Closed] Powerscalers vs Fiction tournament announcement

    Since lots of powerscalers have made scalings and tierings for themselves - I be got an idea. Idea to make a huge tournament, where powerscalers fight against fictional characters, and where the outcome heavily relies on pure random and conditions (that are also random and depends on the wheel...
  38. Lilybitdun

    Scouts climb an allegory

    Four scouts are tasked with climbing up Mt. Celeste They have 1 month preparation to bring items for the mountain climb beforehand There is no time limit for how the expedition takes There is a box of flares placed at Celeste's peak The only items available from preparation are those that...
  39. AppleMaker

    [Grace] AppleMaker vs Bonnie (Bonnie's bakery) (6-1-0)

    Rules: All equipment is restricted for both (straight hands fight) Both are 10-A Speed is not equalized Battle takes place in abandoned building Starting distance is 10 meters Powerscaler: 6 Baker: 1 With weapons that battle would be better (incon):
  40. AppleMaker

    "I HATE racism" (me vs elder hody jones) (1-0-0)

    I heard some hate speech from that fishman, I got insanely pissed off by that and tried to beat the heck out of him. But here's a thing - I ran a mini-marathon before that encounter and got exhausted so much that I got dizzy, feel severe pain all over my body and will blackout after 15 seconds...
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