AIZEN VS DANTE(VAL 7)

[Hecky2222]

Stadium: Soul Society

 

[SuperSonicTL]

Hell naw. I'mma head out

 

[SuperSonicTL]

Also bro try to tag the verses in there too. It's frustrating to find the matchups

 

[Tony_di_bugalu]

another easy match i guess

NTRman paved the way for us to stomp most matches

 

[ItsMeat]

So, here is the stuff I left out from the Toshiro scene in the Sephi match:

After Aizen greets Unohana, he mocks her by asking if it took her so long just to figure where he is, while the second strongest member in Squad 4, Isane, is sweating just from Aizen's presence. Unohana, makes a decent guess, to which Aizen basically answers with "Nice, but no", while ofc he smiles with pleasure, pointing out her multiple mistakes in her attempt to guess his plan, which further serves as a testimony to its masterfulness. He firstly corrects her about "hiding". You could say he hid, but that wasn't his purpose. And second, more terrifying (You can see Kubo himself uses Aizen's lines as an instant a page-turner):

What they considered a doll wasn't one, so just when they thought they solved the mistery of Aizen's dead body(which was even more scary because Aizen was alive&fine), they found themselves in darkness once again. Essentially, their belief system as healing specialists was shaken by Aizen who is just amused to see their shocked reactions and the shock only intensifies as he reveals he had it in his hand the entire time and they didn't even notice. And what's even more terrifying is that it's not even because of their flaws, it's because Aizen simply didn't allow them to see it.

This declaration perplexes them even more, as they are unable to comprehend the meaning of his words. Ofc, smiling, while pitying them, Aizen tells them to watch him unbiding the spell so they may finally understand. As he calmly speaks the release command of his shikai, Unohana, the one called "Blade of Death" and possessor of the title of First "Kenpachi", which is reserved for the strongest Soul Reaper, the woman who inspires terror with a smile, as well as her lieutenant, are unable to hide how worried they are anymore.

The illusion shatters before their eyes as Aizen smiles and casually drops one of the most iconic moments in the entire series, while cold shivers run down the 2 women's spines as he drops his blade, the release being known to them.

And finally, he reveals the terrifying power he always had, to which Isane can only reply by crying about what he told her Kyōka's power is, as Aizen smiles cruelly and slowly walks down the stairs.

In disbelief, Isane can only shout about the fact Aizen did show his shikai to her and the others, to which Aizen only smiles, as Unohana finally catches up about the moment Aizen hypnotised everyone, which he calmly admits to be correct, as if praising a kid, which shocked Isane even more. Then, he continues revealing how frightening his ability is. However, the true despair is yet to come:

Seeing Kyōka's release once makes you fall for it, which is bad, but what's far worse is that merely seeing it once leaves you at its mercy… forever. His words ring alarm bells in Unohana's head, as he asks her smiling if she finally understands everything this implies. With an emotionless face, he speaks another frightening truth, that from the very beggining, Tosen, another captain, has been working for him.

As Tosen kidnaps Rukia on Aizen's orders, Gin also uses the same kido, which was created by Aizen, who doesn't bother to use it and leaves it to his subbordinate to teleport himself and Aizen to Tosen's location.

Smiling, Aizen praises Unohana for feeling something could be off, only further underlining it's nearly impossible for someone to even feel this and bids them farewell, while Isane shouts "Wait" and tries to hit them, but obviously fails.

Good luck to the Dante team

 

[Random-Helper323]

Here's a list for some of Dante's many moments:

Pandora weapon delivers fireworks. Bonus point for treating these huge demons like bouncing balls. Bonus for the multiple weapon forms. (+3)

Gilgamesh weapon makes for awesome gloves and boots. Bonus for smashing the huge monolith, another bonus for the martial arts moves. (+3)

Lucifer weapon is world's coolest backpack. Bonus point for so pointedly belittling a god. Another bonus for destroying that wall, another for the heart, another for the thrown rose, another for the moves. (+6)

Trolls demon. Point for teasing the demon by pretending to be lured in (+1), point for dodging it without looking (+1), point for insulting and trolling this huge toad (+1). +3 in total.

Trolls another demon plus an extra point for great football skills. (+2)

Totals demon gang; bonus point for walking into a bar full of thugs and ordering a strawberry sundae. Another bonus for taking the first guy down without looking. (+3)

Wins a superhuman motorcycle race (+1). Completely outdoes the biker in every regard (+1), wins the race (+1), saves the biker from himself (+1), and wins the fight for good measure(+1). Total of +5.

Schools a mad scientist at both of his own games: fancy talk and demonic power knowledge. (+2)

Crowns a corporation-owning sorcerer the king of fools. (+1)

Awesome entrance(+1), and takes down a whole group of enemies in cool fashion(+1). Whole fight scene with Nero is awesome(+1). Bonus point for trolling Nero the whole time(+1). Extra bonus point for strolling with a sword in him(+1), and another for an awesome exit(+1). Total of +5.

Ruler with a god complex and a skyscraper-sized mech doesn't get to look down at Dante, bonus point for downing a large group of enemies. Extra bonus for calling out Sanctus' superiority complex.(+3)

Saves Nero and returns his inheritance at the same time; Savior didn't like eating that. Bonus point for being the cool uncle who lets his nephew finish things.(+3)

Saves Trish in flashy fashion. Bonus point for slashing the armour that much and not harming Trish.(+2)

Awesome bike that turns into massive chainsaw blades. Awesome fight scene and bike skills.(+2)

DMC3 Opening Cutscene.(+1)

Runs down a building on fire while carving up bat demons. Totals a whole swarm at once. (+3)

Offers to take a huge talking Cerberus for a walk.(+1)

Nevan guitar solo. Bonus for not falling for Nevan's seduction, another bonus for getting her to agree to help. (+3)

Dance moves; a tribute to a king.(+2)

Confronts the demon god who destroyed his family. This guy destroyed Dante's brother and also killed Dante's mother, and now mocks him with a demon that looks like that mother, who the bad guy also just killed. One point for facing a god, another for confronting the guy who destroyed his family. (+2)

Makes another demon god look like a chump. World ending threat, and Dante doesn't even bother remembering his name. One point for squishing a god, another for forgetting it due to being so easy. +2 total.

New form (+1) and weapon(+1), the power boost that wins the day(+1). Total of +3.

Dante slices the die. I believe this is worth several points. First, slicing a huge block of metal in half. Second, that die and game piece modelled after him control the fate of anyone in the room, and he said no to that. Third, everyone hated that dice game with a passion, literally one of the worst parts of DMC4, so Dante not only expressed what every player wanted and probably tried to do to that die, he also skipped the most hated thing in the game by doing it. (+3)

Total of 63 points in this post.

 

[Tony_di_bugalu]

I would say let the counting to the judges.

 

[Hecky2222]

I would say let the counting to the judges.

no worries + you guys need to counter way more since score was

121 - 63

so keep dropping Random Helper args few more to outscore him ig(Unless dmc bros are busy with Netflix May Cry)

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

Just gonna copy Netoriman posts from Week 5.

What was Dante reaction after this?
Shrugged.

Culture is beneath him.

Aura king, surrounded by demons with maws as big as his head, and arms as long as Dante is tall, yet Dante remains in his pose, utterly unbothered, until last second. Performing gunkata theatrics.


The danger amplified times 10, our aura King walking casually towards a hot headed JK girl with severe daddy issues firing at him point blank. No quantifiable amount of daddy issue power boosts can stop him.



This is how a badass takes a bullet to the head.
Then catches the next with his teeth.
Then walk it off like it was just another Monday.


Cerberus, a giant 3 headed ice powered demon dog the size of a building. One of the many 'obstacles' on our aura king's walk out.

The first thing our aura king (not mine) says to it. (Dante is a lazy ahh slob in my books)

Pisses it off, to the point it shoots an ice blast, Dante just hops over.


Dante sticks it on the beast twofold.

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

Gives the thing a beating so hard in normal motion then in slow to make it feel absolutely insubstantial.


It offers Dante his blessing for the beating and then his soul, talk about getting submitted..


For Dante to turn it into ice powered Nunchucks. Giving us skill, style & substance all on par for Dante.

Dante putting a coat on, is a spectacle in of itself.


Poses with a motorbike, holding it as if it were a weightless replica, only to have to explode point blank. Did not move a muscle. Pose intact. Aura is forever.

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

What does an aura king do when they need to humiliate their opposition, but also get to point A to point B quickly?
Slam into them, to grind them down into the ground to use as a skateboard, then perform a firecracker to get down a set of steps, as our aura king spins rapid 360s on the opposition to shoot it's fodder friends in the face with dual pistols.



The Demon launches himself at Dante. The fight, exactly the same, Dante effortlessly parrying it strikes, the power boost? A fart in the wind.


(As seen in the video) In a last ditch effort to gain some semblance of intimidation, he jumps into the air and dives towards Dante
Only to get countered, impaled on Dante's sword, as a makeshift umbrella for the rain.
Completely wasted fodder.

10 foot super teleporting lizard armed with dual 4 foot long arm blades submits to a single finger of Dantes. (DMC5)

This should be enough to assist.

 

[Hecky2222]

bro isn't helping Dante but trying to burn Aizen goals in order to win next match

No fckin wonder why @SuperNova55555 lost to bro.

 

[Hecky2222]

121 - 63

121 - 113

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

bro isn't helping Dante but trying to burn Aizen goals in order to win next match

TBF Pretty sure I don't need the advantage regardless, burning ammo just makes things easier + I've got ammo to burn (Chris Vs Kevin's 2 days have already passed so the match is concluded).
In fact, Aizen winning here is my best case for highest position because I win on GD for a higher placement. Dante winning just means he's likely gonna job Pochita next match and have a higher placement.

The only thing better would be the Week 8 match being Doomslayer Vs Klein, in which I'd play that out too.

 

[Hecky2222]

In fact, Aizen winning here is my best case for highest position because I win on GD. Dante winning just means he's likely gonna job Pochita next match and have a higher placement.

Both Dante, Aizen, Kevin technically fighting for second position in fact via GD and win lose rate they have

And Klein doesn't face Doomslayer but Dr Doom

In order to js beat Doomslayer you had to wank Rover and make sure Goonslayer loses via +10 GD Difference so Top 1 for Kevin or whoever else would be possible

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

In order to js beat Doomslayer you had to wank Rover and make sure Goonslayer loses via +10 GD Difference so Top 1 for Kevin or whoever else would be possible

WuWa is ass bro Rover is auraless, also wasn't Doomslayer's match 7 a forfeit? (maybe match 6, no clue) so he's utterly fresh too. (Not that anyone has been a significant challenge in his way, thank seeding for a 40 bomb being his highest match) - Rigged lmaooo.

Doomslayer definitely has aura, prob like 200~ points to 400 depending on how good the books are, I haven't read them.

So there's like a 0% chance Rover wins that.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Guy makes shaving cool. +1 for trivializing the demon like this, +1 for making use of the demon mid-attack for his own purposes. +2 total.


Puts a weasel with stolen god power in his place. +1 for beating god level power, +1 for shaming this little weasel, +1 for shrugging off those wounds, +1 for sword locking with an enemy that huge, +1 for the climactic blast when he takes him down. +5 total.


Duel with swordsmen. +1 for beating two legendary swordsmen, +1 for shaming him by cutting his armour without him noticing, +1 for watching his enemy power up and reacting by looking at him like a snack, +1 for casually overpowering that overhead double strike. +4 total.


Dante to the rescue. +1 for saving Patty, +1 for beating a whole group of demons easily, +1 for stopping her from seeing it for her own good, +1 for shaming the last little weasel who tried to take her and making him run away. +1 for the fact he chases Sid away with a wall between them and doesn't even need to go through it in any way, meaning he technically chased him off without even being in the same room. +5 total.


That's 16 total from this post.

 

[Hecky2222]

WuWa is ass bro Rover is auraless, also wasn't Doomslayer's match 7 a forfeit? (maybe match 6, no clue) so he's utterly fresh too. (Not that anyone has been a significant challenge in his way, thank seeding for a 40 bomb being his highest match) - Rigged lmaooo.

Still Top 1 who cares bro

So there's like a 0% chance Rover wins that.

There is chance if @EldemadeDityjon stops being lazy

That's 15 total from this post.

Sure

121 - 129

 

[Random-Helper323]

I wonder if the scene where he saves Patty warrants an additional point for the fact that when he chased Sid away he did it with a wall between them and didn't even need to go through it to chase him off?

 

[Hecky2222]

I wonder if the scene where he saves Patty warrants an additional point for the fact that when he chased Sid away he did it with a wall between them and didn't even need to go through it to chase him off?

Sure

 

[Random-Helper323]

Sure

I'll edit that post. Total for it is 16 now.

 

[Hecky2222]

I'll edit that post. Total for it is 16 now.

I already counted as 129 so no need to edit

 

[Random-Helper323]

Uncle vs nephew round 2. +1 for casually dodging Nero's punches, +1 for casually letting go of Nero's arm and letting him go reeling back, +1 for dodging that slash and casually sitting on top of the platform, +1 for easily beating Nero's DT without any boost of his own or even taking him seriously, +1 for letting go of his sword to bait Nero into lunging only to grapple him and throw him down, +1 for even catching his sword in the same move. +6 total.


Giant fire demon may as well be a few sparks. +1 for sitting on a flaming tail, +1 for doing it without the demon even noticing until Dante spoke, +1 for beating a huge fire demon, +1 for casually giving this guy a chance to leave, +1 for trolling him, +1 for blasting him to nothing, +1 for dismissing all that as just a few sparks. +7 total.


+13 total here.

 

[Hecky2222]

Uncle vs nephew round 2. +1 for casually dodging Nero's punches, +1 for casually letting go of Nero's arm and letting him go reeling back, +1 for dodging that slash and casually sitting on top of the platform, +1 for easily beating Nero's DT without any boost of his own or even taking him seriously, +1 for letting go of his sword to bait Nero into lunging only to grapple him and throw him down, +1 for even catching his sword in the same move. +6 total.


Giant fire demon may as well be a few sparks. +1 for sitting on a flaming tail, +1 for doing it without the demon even noticing until Dante spoke, +1 for beating a huge fire demon, +1 for casually giving this guy a chance to leave, +1 for trolling him, +1 for blasting him to nothing, +1 for dismissing all that as just a few sparks. +7 total.


+13 total here.

121 - 142

 

[Random-Helper323]

Casually catches Lady falling from the sky (+1), quips about it in a way that flirts and trivializes at the same time (+1), doesn't react when guns are pointed at his face point blank (+1), tanks a bullet to the head (+1), gets annoyed about it in a way that further trivializes the event (+1), catches the next bullet in his teeth (+1), and finally walks away casually picking the first bullet out of his forehead (+1). Dismissively tells her to do as she pleases, further trivializing her attacks and the whole affair (+1), and his remarks about bad luck with women while picking a bullet out of his head further proves just how meaningless the bullets were to him (+1).

That's 9 in one brief clip.

Also



Strolls into a town with an entrenched crime establishment and casually overturns their power structure (+1), these groups included some of the most evil types of organizations imaginable (+1), they tried to pay him off and he spat in their faces (+1), whole gangs were squashed once they challenged him (+1), he did so well that lots of other mercenaries and the like started following his lead (+1), and eventually the top criminal took it upon himself to take out Dante personally (+1). Spoiler: Dante kicked his butt.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/a/a1/DANTE_GETS_SHOT_UP_SCAN.jpg

Shrugs off bullets (+1), trolls the big bad guy (+1), shrugs off a shot to the head (+1), and ultimately wins, taking down the big criminal (+1).

That's a total of 10 points for taking down the criminal underworld in his area.

This is a total of 19 points.

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

Good luck to the Dante team

You can't lose after saying allat Lock in homie

 

[Tony_di_bugalu]

Aizen got 121 points? wut

 

[Hecky2222]

Aizen got 121 points? wut

NTRman would solo all points with Aizen, but bro is busy with ragebaiting me with his cringe ships and Netflix slop

 

[Random-Helper323]

Aizen got 121 points? wut

Yeah, that confused me a bit too. I couldn't see how that one post could have resulted in that many points.

 

[Hecky2222]

Yeah, that confused me a bit too. I couldn't see how that one post could have resulted in that many points.

Here comes Quality/Quantity(ig lot players misunderstood what exactly that was, hence ones with massive scenes managed to lose against ones who can glaze way better like Nova, Aleplaza, Grabbing Dragon, BlackDarkness, PlungingThrough), I will explain that like tactics and rules way better when i get free when knockout stage begins so sides would play way better

Anyway result

121 - 161

 

[Random-Helper323]

Here comes Quality/Quantity(ig lot players misunderstood what exactly that was, hence ones with massive scenes managed to lose against ones who can glaze way better like Nova, Aleplaza, Grabbing Dragon, BlackDarkness, PlungingThrough), I will explain that like tactics and rules way better when i get free when knockout stage begins so sides would play way better

Anyway result

121 - 161

To be honest, I could see a point for several individual sentences there, but I didn't see how such a huge number resulted from it.

 

[Tanin_iver]

Here comes Quality/Quantity

We are aware of quality vs quantity, but what is so high quality about that one scene that netted 121 is what is confusing people. Otherwise everything is ok.

I too have glazed a scene before, but I don't remember even getting a quarter as much points.

 

[Tanin_iver]

cringe ships

NTRman ships?? Which are?

 

[ItsMeat]

Time to use some of the things I left out from the Sokyoku scene in the Sephi match ig

Arrived at the Sokyoku hill teleported by Tosen, Renji is welcomed by Aizen, feeling shocked to see him. On the other hand, Aizen doesn't even bother to greet Rukia, who, for him, was merely the container of his true objective.

He treats Rukia like an object, with a smile that denotes superiority on his face, while he emotionlessly tells Renji to leave her and go. You can see Gin, a dangerous captain is still behind him, like an obedient puppy.

Renji is initially unable to comprehend his words, his pupils smaller than usual.

Aizen talks him as you'd do to a little kid, directly calling him "naughty boy", adressing him with his name without any appelatives and even repeating himself for Renji who heard his words, but is too overwhelmed to understand what's going on.
Then Kubo casually drops this masterpiece:

Aizen can be seen emotionlessly smiling as he stares down the viewer, a menacing shadow covering most of his visible body, accentuating the threat he represents. Btw, there is an entire volume of 10 chapters named "End of Hypnosis", refference to both Aizen's OP Shikai and his plot, following the reveal of Aizen's betrayal at the end of Soul Society arc. Some of them have names directly inspired from him or his words, such as "EoH(2) The Galvanizer", "EoH(7) Truth Under My Strings" and "EoH(10) No One Stand On The Sky".

As Isane informs everyone about his betrayal, Aizen simply smiles.

When Renji dares to defy him, Aizen gave him a second chance, asking "What?". Yet, Renji refuses to hand over Rukia, which leads to Aizen deciding not to waste his breath on him anymore. Gin prepares to attack, like a faithfull servant, but Aizen makes him stand down, showing mercy to Renji…

Or NOT. He casually drops a very cold line, "Rukia may remain in your arms, but the rest of you has to go.", while smiling and aurafarming even more by unseathing his zanpakto, as a way to say he steps in. You can see how the background becomes purple, which is the colour of Aizen's reiatsu. In fact, the sheer aura is so powerful that Renji's sweat starts going upward and his Shikakusho is hit by light. But what speaks the most is his perplexed face, feeling powerless against Aizen.

The next chapter starts with Renji bleeding from Aizen's attack, as he just praises Renji's moves.

It's ironic and at the same time scary that he compliments Renji despite badly injurying him, like an indirect way to say it's extremely hard to defend against him.

He even comments about being pleased by Renji's growth, playing the role of his former captain, as a way to ridiculise him. He also casually drops one of the coldest lines ever: "It's difficult to step on ants without crushing them.", while smiling with the expression of someone taking his opponents lightly.

As Renji's anger makes him question Aizen's affirmation about hating to see him die and then furiously ask about Momo's death, Aizen simply ragebaits him with an "Oh", ofc, smiling and initially ignoring him.

Then, he hits Renji with a shocking fact: Momo had to die, because of 2 even more shocking reasons:

1. He brainwashed her so badly that she couldn't live without him (even after almost 50 chapters since he stabbed her and was miraculously saved by Unohana, she still begs Toshiro to not kill Aizen, well he can't anyway, but still)
2. She had served her purpose, being merely the easiest toy to manipulate for him.

And then Aizen smiles adds even more shocking facts:
1. He stabbed Momo out of compassion (moreover, he treats this as self-evident, asking Renji "don't you see?")
2. It was never his desire to kill her so he arranged for her to fight Izuru and Toshiro, but that failed so he stepped in.
Renji finally realises his friends, Izuru and Momo played in Aizen's palm.

But Renji forgot about another puppet Aizen had so he corrects him. Renji was also his toy. Renji realises this isn't the Captain Aizen he knew, to which Aizen simply replies by saying the Aizen Renji knew was only an illusion.

To rub salt in the wound, Aizen calmly drops this cold quote "The Sôsuke Aizen you knew never existed", casually invalidating all of Renji's emotions and memories about "Captain Aizen", which ragebaits Renji into attacking Aizen despite having 0 chances against him.

Aizen doesn't even look at him, let alone dodge the attack and just mocks Renji for Shikai being the best he can do, while casually blocking the attack.

Zabimaru is casually deflected, while Aizen comments with a smile that Renji must know it won't buy him any time.

Renji, blinded by anger, contradicts him, which simply made Aizen prove his words by catching Zabimaru with his bare hand, while mocking Renji for being as petulant as ever.

Here, you can see his whole body, robe fluttering, casually aurafarming on Renji, who's shocked by the way Aizen caught Zabimaru. Aizen emotionlessly comments that out of the 3(Momo, Izuru and him), Renji was the most trouble, as if praising him, while he casually tears Zabimaru to pieces in one swing.

As Renji is astonished, Aizen tells him he felt sure he could use the 3 of them the first time they met, while casually sending Renji on his knees with a blitz which makes his back look like it exploded, splashing blood everywhere.

 

[ItsMeat]

Aizen reveals how he orchestrated things to get his puppets and then got rid of the problem child, Renji, further mocking him. He remarks without bragging that his instinct was correct and then coldly stares at Renji, giving him out of pity one last chance to leave Rukia and go.

Renji, barely standing on his knees, refuses again, which made Aizen just comment "I see. That's unfortunate.", while staring at him as if he was an insect, like he was ready to crush this ant.

Ichigo appears and blocks the swing, which however, made him crouch, although he was in Bankai, using 2 hands, while this was base Aizen casually swinging Kyōka with.

I too have glazed a scene before, but I don't remember even getting a quarter as much points.

Yk what they say, never mess with Bleach glazers.

5 chapters left from SS arc, damn, I may need to burn those too.

 

[Hecky2222]

To be honest, I could see a point for several individual sentences there, but I didn't see how such a huge number resulted from it.

We are aware of quality vs quantity, but what is so high quality about that one scene that netted 121 is what is confusing people. Otherwise everything is ok.

I too have glazed a scene before, but I don't remember even getting a quarter as much points.

like whole basically point of "quality" is oversaturation as possible of existing scenes. I didn't see from dmc bros except @Netoriman who were capable of oversaturating even basic scenes to point you js say "Holy shit"(like way he did with basic scenes which was brought again here)

This should be enough to assist

Like deadass if I am very clear, I know all dmc scenes since I am knowledgeable about verse after all. So I am not paying attention to scenes but way you guys show it up(This applies to Nova who cried cuz I didn't read his spoiler scenes bro lmao) So whenever you guys brought very cool moments, bold, mark, imply to very important things, and I will pay to scene more clearly. Now to think, if you guys use full potential of every best scene, ngl it is way more than possible to get 50+ points from Dmc3 Vergil vs Dante opening ngl.

NTRman ships?? Which are?

He was spamming me Lady x Dante in cord bro. You know I hate dmc ships. This should be anti feat for him

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

Like deadass if I am very clear, I know all dmc scenes since I am knowledgeable about verse after all. So I am not paying attention to scenes but way you guys show it up(This applies to Nova who cried cuz I didn't read his spoiler scenes bro lmao) So whenever you guys brought very cool moments, bold, mark, imply to very important things, and I will pay to scene more clearly. Now to think, if you guys use full potential of every best scene, ngl it is way more than possible to get 50+ points from Dmc3 Vergil vs Dante opening ngl.

Ye, Dante isn't worth the glaze. I only pull that out for my goat. Might go through all my arguments and bold and glaze some more.

 

[Hecky2222]

Dante isn't worth the glaze.

I hope DMC team will cook you in future for this for disrespecting my goat

 

[PlungingThroughTime]

I hope DMC team will cook you in future for this for disrespecting my goat

I like Dante, I've played DMC 5, he just ain't my goat. Even the game portrays him as a lazy slob Dante in DMC3 had lice problems (sarcastically ofc, that one scene where he's scratching his head with water particles that kinda look like dandruff), this mf hardly washes himself.

 

[Hecky2222]

I like Dante, I've played DMC 5, he just ain't my goat. Even the game portrays him as a lazy slob Dante in DMC3 had lice problems (sarcastically ofc, that one scene where he's scratching his head with water particles that kinda look like dandruff), this mf hardly washes himself.

if anything dmc guys can call me biased against them since I am more Vergil bro and very unhappy about the fact he isn't here