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You know one starts stressing when they want to end the match early. Don’t you worry though, you’ll be wishing it did soon.Who is this tortured soul you matched us up against?
That is 5 of the 6. Don't prep the funeral anymore, withdraw this boy out the aura tournament to see a nurse before we get to Sunday, him and his reps won't make it otherwise.
And don’t worry about his financial status either, my boy gets his grind and shit on later.Welfare checklist for Klein.
Associations & low nutrient levels.
Habits or expectations.
Stress.
Desire sensory stimuli.
Same personality rizzing up women through dancing, btw.With nimble footsteps and graceful moves, the black-haired Wahana nodded approvingly.
"Mr. Dantès, it's hard for me to imagine you not having learned these dance steps before.
"In less than half an hour, you're as skilled as a noble who received education on this from a young age."
"It's all thanks to your teachings." Klein gave a humble smile as he wore a warm, humble look.
With the Clown's balance, dancing was a very easy matter for him.
Wahana lowered her head and chuckled softly.
"You're a gentleman who can really make a lady happy."
She immediately raised her light brown eyes and swept her gaze across Dwayne Dantès's silver sideburns and deep blue eyes.
"That's the best praise I've heard today," Klein replied with a smile. During this period, his feet kept moving as he spun Wahana gently around. Not far away, the hired quartet's melodious music echoed through the hall.
Sherlock Holmes, Dwayne Dantes, Klein.You know one starts stressing when they want to end the match early. Don’t you worry though, you’ll be wishing it did soon.
Cuz I got much more to come soon.
And don’t worry about his financial status either, my boy gets his grind and shit on later.
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There’s a reason Dwayne Dantes, the rich tycoon, exists as a persona of him.
Same personality rizzing up women through dancing, btw.
No, I’m just busy with other stuff rn. Only have time to respond to some half-baked slander rn. (Should be able to post all the aura tomorrow likely)Ummmm my femboy getting cooked rn seems like
And you would know that Klein ain’t play bout his money either bro.Dante doesn't mess when it comes to money. Risk spending his money, get capped.
Klein doesn't need to worry himself when 9 pence is a concern for him. Nor does Dante want a share of bread.
Last thing you hear before getting slimed over pounds:After coughing twice, he said in a deep voice, “They will also ambush you. They will also bribe people to learn about your schedule and intercept your ship. At sea, a single person’s strength is often so inconsequential.”
Klein said rather calmly, “I wouldn’t reject them from giving me money.
“That’s basic courtesy.”
Having said that, he coughed and said, "I forgot to introduce myself."
His expression turned solemn, no longer looking as jocular as he was before.
"Vice Admiral Iceberg Edwina Edwards's subordinate, fourth boatswain of the Golden Dream, Blazing Danitz."
After reporting his title, real name, and identity, Danitz waited patiently for the look of panic and fear to appear on Klein's face.
After a second, he heard the adventurer, who acted somewhat crazily despite looking refined and polite, say in a low voice, "Blazing Danitz with a bounty of 3,000 pounds?"
Danitz was about to reply when he had the illusion that the man standing in the dark alley had turned into an indescribable, hungry monster, salivating over his soul and flesh.
He suddenly clenched his fists; his body no longer as relaxed as it had been earlier. He was so tense that he was trembling slightly.
Same world whose essence and foundation is chaos and madness itself, putting him in a battle that is unwinnable in an ontological level, yet he still decides to face that madness for hundreds of thousands of years on his own, and retain himself for that long.Sherlock Holmes, Dwayne Dantes, Klein.
All I'm getting here from more text, is an autobio of a mentally deranged man that can't understand himself, the world he lives in and day to day life.
I don't need to hear anymore delusions of man that struggles so much with himself, let alone boiling potatoes to eat with...yet again more loaves of bread.
The spiritual imprint of the Original Creator within the Beyonder characteristics was indestructible, including those of the original God Almighty and The Celestial Worthy of Heaven and Earth for Blessings!
Zhou Mingrui smiled and said, "No matter how I clinch victory, no matter how much you help me, in the long run, the one who will ultimately win this confrontation will inevitably be the Celestial Worthy."
Seeing Lumian fall silent, Zhou Mingrui continued with a gentle expression, "Most humans know they only have a few decades of life and are destined to pass away in the not-too-distant future, but this doesn't prevent them from enjoying their lives, from doing meaningful things, from being happy, suffering, sad, moved, satisfied, and missing others.
"You've also seen from Rozanne's experience during this time that there is a lot of truth within dreams, that hope lies hidden at the end of despair, and that a moment's brilliance might point towards eternity."
Lumian was speechless for a moment.
After about ten seconds, he sighed. "Resisting every day, being eroded, trying to fuse, continuing for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years, or even longer, wouldn't it be very tiring?
"Wouldn't it be like before, when you still maintained self-awareness, but suddenly found yourself smiling strangely in the mirror?"
"It would." Zhou Mingrui sighed with a smile. "When I fully awaken this time, except for the strongest and most intense parts of Zhou Mingrui and Klein Moretti's emotions and humanity, everything else might no longer be the me of now."
This wasn't said in a speculative tone.
"As for whether it's tiring…" Zhou Mingrui's tone became a little more animated, "Of course it's very tiring, but there's no choice; someone has to do this, right?"
Lumian's thoughts were jumbled and chaotic. He opened his mouth and said, "Is it worth it?"
Zhou Mingrui looked at him, suddenly took a step back, and fell into that deep darkness.
He didn't dissolve quickly like other dream characters falling into this darkness, but sank slowly as if in seawater.
Zhou Mingrui raised his right hand, brought that bottle of Samaritan Women's Spring water to his mouth, and drank it.
Then, as he slowly sank, he looked at Lumian outside the deep darkness, showed a gentle smile similar to before, and answered in a calm voice, "It's worth it.”
Man really linked a short with 30 comments to prove Dante's the OG aura farmer, a dishonourable shortcut.Dante showcased, detailing the OG aura farmer for us.
You see @Exoko, this forum & the community already decided Dante was one, long before Klein's inception in 2018.
Dante is the template, all aura farmers strive to be like.
To give aura, you leech off the seeds Dante cultivated decades ago.
So Supernova, for your sake, Exoko' & Kleins, don't embarrass anyone else here with any further textbook quotes, when Dante ran so Klein could walk.
Creativity is directly tied to reading, if you struggle to read this much it makes sense why your 'OG aurafarmer' is so basic.We came here for a showcase of aura, not a pile of word salad flowery Chinaman wank.
Now both educate yourself in the following below and reflect on the textbook waste you call aura.
I'm crying bro, you said he's the 'OG', that he's the 'template' and have him blatantly copying Neo's dodging as a feat?Lady v Dante 1
On a walk to wherever he pleases, Dante is introduced to daddy issues girl, riding a motorbike through an ice encased wall, directing towards Dante, he just flips, simply using the moment to check her out. Then pivots in a 360 upside down in the air to land perfectly behind her, effortlessly putting her in the disadvantaged position after trying to run him over.
Casual as hell, as if chatting up in a bar, he asks daddy issues if she is going to party, completely brushing off her attack.
Daddy issues not wanting to leave the encounter with negative aura, shoots her bazooka at Dante without even looking. Dante just walks slowly up to this.
What does Dante do next? @Exoko This one is for you
A. Move out of the missiles trajectory to not get hit?
B. Shoot the missile before impact?
C. Block the missile with his arsenal?
Exoko, expecting to see an option for novel text, weren't ya?.
No, those options, don't give enough aura.
Dante Matrix dodges the missile in slow motion last second, to then jump onto said rocket, having the time of his life.
*SnifflesThe whole encounter ends with Dante snorting over her pitiful display of dominance, to not how his day is getting better, as he walks the direction she is riding towards.
Let me introduce Klein & co to a specific part of the 3d medium, something he hardly has as of this moment.
This is a combo mad from Devil May Cry 3, an unlimited aura generator, only limited to the players skill.
Such expression, no where to be found for poor Klein, restrained to text for the majority of his work.
Here is a Demon getting the beating of a life time, in said DMC 3.
Launched into several feet into air with Rebellion, Starfalled into with Beowulf to keep it suspended in it's beating.
Dante using Starfalls momentum, takes out his guns to fire upon the fodder with Rain Storm, keeping the poor soul suspended, but more importantly redirects Dante's momentum to enable him to dash to the other side of this fodder so fast he blurs.
Dante then proceeds to jump, Starfall and then launch the fodder with a tornado mid air to combo them more.
What ensues is more speed blitzing dashes, with added in teleports, until Dante pulls out Agni & Rudra to cook this thing up with fire & wind, then switches to Cerberus, a pair of Ice powered Nunchuks.
Then Dante uses Quicksilver to slow down timet, as he prolongs the beating of this fodder in slow motion, as Dante only speeds up.
Dante hits the ground in sped up motion, whilst the fodder is still suspended in slow motion. To make matters worse Dante duplicates, to make this beating even worse, twofold. And not only that, he taunts it, as does his perfect clone, in unison.
What comes next is purely brutality, as Dante & his clone give the fodder a Hyakuretsukyaku times 2!
Then! He & his clone continues into a Hundred Crack fist like attack.
To finish, with an ending taunt.
@Hecky2222@Hecky2222
You are gonna have to include funerals too in your job description for this aura tournament, after I'm done posting today.
Bros been inconvenience-maxxing since earlier, I ain't watching 2 hours of stinky pizza dude scenes.Here again, our aura king bumps into Daddy issues girl, after having dispatched a city sized flying whale demon. As he bursts through it's eye with a slash of his sword, to pose, landing while it's blood sprays like a fountain.
Too far in the aura zone to even face who he speaks to, he just shealths his sword and walks away from daddy issues girl.
What part of that reply was a burn?Dante replies with a burn.
The worst rizz I've ever seen.Suddenly Dante draws his gun, in which they cross over, firing away at an ambush of Demons. Dante finds the moment to have a normal conversation with daddy issues girl, asking for her name.
Which she doesn't give, making Dante brush off her angst by dismissively calling her Lady.
Of course novel text wouldn’t give much aura to Dante. He needs visuals to show off his clown act, whereas Klein’s aura radiates through pure word of mouth without being carried by repeated poses made with shitty low-quality models. (I don’t need to mention how ugly Dante looks for the trillionth time now, do I?)Exoko, expecting to see an option for novel text, weren't ya?.
No, those options, don't give enough aura.
Yet that isn’t for looking like a baffoon, rather through his sheer presence and aura:Lovia's gray eyes, which were hidden behind her visor, narrowed.
"You really look like a clown.”
When they saw the figure walking out from behind the collapsed tower, the members of the City of Silver's expedition team immediately put up a defensive stance, ready to attack or provide any defense.
In their eyes, the man wearing strange clothes and a strange hat was equivalent to a monster, a particularly terrifying one at that!
Even normal Beyonders would view themselves as monsters after being subject to such a physical mutation!
Upon seeing the reactions of the half-giants, Klein grinned widely and said with a beaming smile, "Hello everyone, I'm Gehrman Sparrow.
"All of you should be glad that I can still control myself. Otherwise, you would've lost your minds because you looked at me directly."
As he spoke, the transparent maggots on the left side of his face and neck were still squirming slowly. Beneath the clothes on the left side of his body, there were protruding marks that gently squirmed.
A monster! The members of the City of Silver who were not demigods were increasingly certain of their own judgment.
"You are... you are The Wor—no, Mr. Sparrow?" Derrick Berg finally managed to recognize Mr. World who he had met once.”
Wow, a human losses against the sperm merchants of all sperm merchants in DMC.Then he brings it to her, easily pushing away each of her pistol shots casually by adjusting her shots. Taking the piss, to direct her shots into the glass ceiling, making glass cascade around them. Causing casual mayhem.
Moments after, Dante mocks her right in the face, to style, flirt & outright fodderise her, as he completely controls her every move.
Lady knowing she is beaten in every way, attempts to trauma dump on Dante, as he brushes aside her daddy issues with style, keeping to his game plan.
To continuously fodderise her.
Lady unable to stop trying to trauma dump, goes to shoot Dante in the head again, prompting another easy slick tilt of his head to dodge the bullet, all whilst he puts in zero effort in manhandling her.
Lady recklessly traps Dante's head between her thighs, only for him to spin her out of control, using his momentum to spin horizontally in the air, in slow motion, dodging her barrage of bullets.
Dante's earlier momentum, knocking Lady hard into the wall. No diff whilst having fun.
Fanning at that distance would just heat him up.Berial the king of the Fire Hell, a giant building sized bipedal flaming horned Demon enveloped in hellfire, a demonic fire hotter than anything the human world has to offer, welding a sword that's about 15 metres.
Dante decides to take a moment of time to sit on Berial's tail, giving himself a gentle fan with his hands, completely unbothered by the Demon's heat.
Berial angered at Dante shakes his tail, to no avail, trying to knock Dante off. The irony of Dante holding onto Berial'a hellfire flaming tail, showcasing the different levels of based unbothered durability on show.
Berial eventually gets Dante off, by slamming his tail into the ground, with Dante using that violence to do a semi pirouette in the air, landing bad ass like.
Can't even sit on a chair normally....One of the many ways Dante eats Pizza.
Being choked out (strangulation leading to unconsciousness) can cause the eyes to appear crossed, roll back, or appear misaligned. This is due to a temporary loss of muscle control and potential neurological dysfunction caused by a lack of oxygen (hypoxia) to the brain.Annoying clingy brat
Dante disposing of annoying clingy brat, that is now 18 & possibly a thot for Dante.
Stood side by side with Sega Sanshiro, called him weird, suffered no repercussions.
Mother of all mischaracterisations, what am I reading?that is now 18 & possibly a thot for Dante.
Lady v Dante 1
On a walk to wherever he pleases, Dante is introduced to daddy issues girl, riding a motorbike through an ice encased wall, directing towards Dante, he just flips, simply using the moment to check her out. Then pivots in a 360 upside down in the air to land perfectly behind her, effortlessly putting her in the disadvantaged position after trying to run him over.
Casual as hell, as if chatting up in a bar, he asks daddy issues if she is going to party, completely brushing off her attack.
Daddy issues not wanting to leave the encounter with negative aura, shoots her bazooka at Dante without even looking. Dante just walks slowly up to this.
What does Dante do next? This one is for you
A. Move out of the missiles trajectory to not get hit?
B. Shoot the missile before impact?
C. Block the missile with his arsenal?
Exoko, expecting to see an option for novel text, weren't ya?.
No, those options, don't give enough aura.
Dante Matrix dodges the missile in slow motion last second, to then jump onto said rocket, having the time of his life.
Dante riding the missile in circles with no care in the world, using daddy issues biggest weapon in her arsenal as tool to flex & have fun.
To finally flip off the missile, redirecting it to blow a hole in ceiling. Not batting a eye at the explosion behind him. Pure aura.
Daddy issues running out of options, fixes Dante a glare, then drives straight towards him. Dante completely unbothered stands absolutely still, as she launches the tires of his wheels inches away from him. Dante simply stands, as if nothing of note will occur.
The whole encounter ends with Dante snorting over her pitiful display of dominance, to not how his day is getting better, as he walks the direction she is riding towards.
Let me introduce Klein & co to a specific part of the 3d medium, something he hardly has as of this moment.
This is a combo mad from Devil May Cry 3, an unlimited aura generator, only limited to the players skill.
Such expression, no where to be found for poor Klein, restrained to text for the majority of his work.
Here is a Demon getting the beating of a life time, in said DMC 3.
Launched into several feet into air with Rebellion, Starfalled into with Beowulf to keep it suspended in it's beating.
Dante using Starfalls momentum, takes out his guns to fire upon the fodder with Rain Storm, keeping the poor soul suspended, but more importantly redirects Dante's momentum to enable him to dash to the other side of this fodder so fast he blurs.
Dante then proceeds to jump, Starfall and then launch the fodder with a tornado mid air to combo them more.
What ensues is more speed blitzing dashes, with added in teleports, until Dante pulls out Agni & Rudra to cook this thing up with fire & wind, then switches to Cerberus, a pair of Ice powered Nunchuks.
Then Dante uses Quicksilver to slow down timet, as he prolongs the beating of this fodder in slow motion, as Dante only speeds up.
Dante hits the ground in sped up motion, whilst the fodder is still suspended in slow motion. To make matters worse Dante duplicates, to make this beating even worse, twofold. And not only that, he taunts it, as does his perfect clone, in unison.
What comes next is purely brutality, as Dante & his clone give the fodder a Hyakuretsukyaku times 2!
Then! He & his clone continues into a Hundred Crack fist like attack.
To finish, with an ending taunt.
Our aura king, at the scene of a death, undeterred. Is suddenly shot at, as he casually tilts his head to the side to easily dodge a bullet that was going for his head. Shot by none of other than, Lady.
Lady putting Dante at gun point, asks him if she killed the guy before them.
Dante's reply? At gun point, to a girl clearly ready to shoot him in the head at no notice like she has done before.
The reply, a spit in the face. Only telling her this to provoke her, knowing he has no involvement, only wanting the reason to style on her.
Which pisses her off to the point of shooting him, which Dante easily slips the shot, then proceeds to give her the styling of her life.
Behold every step of utter disrespect Dante delivers to Lady.
Lady sprays her submachine at Dante's chest region, prompting Dante to dodge by leaning over to his right like he is stretching out his waist.
Then he spins in a 360, putting his back towards her briefly, taunting and doing it with swag.
I can’t man. Mf started posting literal frames instead of clips on the last one lmao. Bro needs to write an essay on why Dante has aura whilst inserting his own fanfiction in it rather than just showing us.Then he brings it to her, easily pushing away each of her pistol shots casually by adjusting her shots. Taking the piss, to direct her shots into the glass ceiling, making glass cascade around them. Causing casual mayhem.
Moments after, Dante mocks her right in the face, to style, flirt & outright fodderise her, as he completely controls her every move
Lady knowing she is beaten in every way, attempts to trauma dump on Dante, as he brushes aside her daddy issues with style, keeping to his game plan.
To continuously fodderise her.
Lady unable to stop trying to trauma dump, goes to shoot Dante in the head again, prompting another easy slick tilt of his head to dodge the bullet, all whilst he puts in zero effort in manhandling her.
Lady recklessly traps Dante's head between her thighs, only for him to spin her out of control, using his momentum to spin horizontally in the air, in slow motion, dodging her barrage of bullets.
Dante's earlier momentum, knocking Lady hard into the wall. No diff whilst having fun.
DMC-side slander is literally just "haha, Klein doesn't have money", ignoring the fact that's only because he happened to be reincarnated inside the body of a poor man. And guess what he did after that? He became one of the richest people in the country within a year or two.I didn't even start to count new points when LoTM team started butchering them all
uhhh huuuh?"haha, Klein doesn't have money"
You're not supposed to be slandering brouhhh huuuh?
I dont remember Dante being not on debt and being rich af either![]()
Judge lost the plot because of Klein's auraYou're not supposed to be slandering bro
Not the first time Klein has used IRL manipulation on HeckyJudge lost the plot because of Klein's aura
ehhhhh I would stop you right there. Slandering allowed only if it counters opponent wank. Personal slanders or trashing work isn't needed. Slander but for fun basically. We don't need dramaThose frames are clipped short like that so it doesn't overwhelmed your mind with it's sheer aura, reading so much Chinese ai translated gibberish would only damage you like that overtime, just like Klein's mentally deficient brain
Same deficient brain of Klein that can see and perceive in higher spatial dimensions, aigh bro@SuperNova55555
Those frames are clipped short like that so it doesn't overwhelmed your mind with it's sheer aura, reading so much Chinese ai translated gibberish would only damage you like that overtime, just like Klein's mentally deficient brain.
This how Gojo glazers be coping about Sukuna using 10 Shadows@Exoko
@SuperNova55555
This is exactly what I expected from team Klein, all talk no substance.
All text, nothing else.
90% tag teaming jealous slander
10% aura
I waited a whole day to feel something worth of note from you 2, firing shots at your 'GOAT' to provoke something, anything. Sitting here, reading that, it was all for nothing.
I should of put you both down with your mentally deranged schizo man, for such a half arsed short lived comeback.
Nah none of this is coordinated, just good timing brought on by good luck.tag teaming
‘The King of Yellow and Black who wields good luck’
Who’s Oryx?Just dropping by to say Oryx, the Taken King, outclassed both of those scrubs. That’s it, have a good day everyone.
Lmaooo this was funny for no reasonWho’s Oryx?
What does Taken King mean?
Are you calling him a King and saying you’re engaged with him at the same time…?
I think you’re a bit too immersed into whatever this character is from.
Dodging all the slander?@Exoko
@SuperNova55555
This is exactly what I expected from team Klein, all talk no substance.
All text, nothing else.
90% tag teaming jealous slander
10% aura
I waited a whole day to feel something worth of note from you 2, firing shots at your 'GOAT' to provoke something, anything. Sitting here, reading that, it was all for nothing.
I should of put you both down with your mentally deranged schizo man, for such a half arsed short lived comeback.
@SuperNova55555
Those frames are clipped short like that so it doesn't overwhelm your mind with it's sheer aura, reading so much Chinese ai translated gibberish would only damage you like that overtime, just like Klein's mentally deficient brain.
Order a 3rd coffin.uhhh huuuh?
I dont remember Dante being not on debt and being rich af either![]()
Lest I remind you of how you started the beginning of Klein's end at the start of this thread.
Get that fodder in line first.Just dropping by to say Oryx, the Taken King, outclassed both of those scrubs. That’s it, have a good day everyone.
The GOAT himself—time for my daily gazing. My terrible jokes aside, I know nothing about Klein, so I’ll stick with my OG, Danta.Who’s Oryx?
What does Taken King mean?
Are you calling him a King and saying you’re engaged with him at the same time…?
I think you’re a bit too immersed into whatever this character is from.
Strange sensory organs that didn't come to whatever whatever, gives Klein dimensions, text text text.Same deficient brain of Klein that can see and perceive in higher spatial dimensions, aigh bro
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I guess it really does take a higher level of intellect to appreciate LOTM
This how Gojo glazers be coping about Sukuna using 10 Shadows
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Don't get ahead of yourself, when your GOAT lives in this. Keep the bucket, it's an upgrade for Klein.Dodging all the slander?
It don’t work like that lil bro, actually refute the refutations or kick the bucket (the new home Klein generously bought his broke ahh).
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I take back that slander to your raid boss.The GOAT himself—time for my daily gazing. My terrible jokes aside, I know nothing about Klein, so I’ll stick with my OG, Danta.
ehhhhh I would stop you right there. Slandering allowed only if it counters opponent wank. Personal slanders or trashing work isn't needed. Slander but for fun basically. We don't need drama
Let me interject and stop you guys right there. Fair judgements are appreciated @Hecky2222. And when did this Aura Tournament turn into a slander one just because of one character's Chronically Deficient Aura Syndrome that the supporters have been frantically trying to come up with what can be barely excused as slander instead of you know actually posting aura moments. The shit so bad thatNot looking through 2 hours for that btw you incommodious individual.
The Judge has to pick a side to help them out. Remember @Hecky2222 impartial judgements.uhhh huuuh?
I dont remember Dante being not on debt and being rich af either![]()