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Michael Myers vs a Giraffe [GRACE]

I kinda think the giraffe takes it. Myers has many abilities, but most of them don't matter in this fight, even when they could work on other opponents. For example: Stealth Mastery is useless here because this is an open field and giraffes are used to stealthy predators, Vehicular Mastery, Social Influencing and Preparation aren't applicable, Non-Standard Breathing doesn't help much, that type of Empowerment doesn't help much and Power Bestowal and Corruption don't really help either. The giraffe, on the other hand, is much better equipped to fighting smaller opponents (like lions), have better weapons with their powerful legs, has an LS advantage of 4.40528634x (though, granted, it doesn't help that much), and are just better equipped for this fight. Michael Myers' main advantages are AP, which won't matter incredibly because of his opponent, and some of his abilities, being weapon mastery and immortality. Obviously, they could be problems for the giraffe, however I think the knife isn't enough to kill it in most cases and, while the immortality is an issue, he could eventually be overwhelmed by the giraffe.
Giraffe FRA.
 
I kinda think the giraffe takes it. Myers has many abilities, but most of them don't matter in this fight, even when they could work on other opponents. For example: Stealth Mastery is useless here because this is an open field and giraffes are used to stealthy predators, Vehicular Mastery, Social Influencing and Preparation aren't applicable, Non-Standard Breathing doesn't help much, that type of Empowerment doesn't help much and Power Bestowal and Corruption don't really help either. The giraffe, on the other hand, is much better equipped to fighting smaller opponents (like lions), have better weapons with their powerful legs, has an LS advantage of 4.40528634x (though, granted, it doesn't help that much), and are just better equipped for this fight. Michael Myers' main advantages are AP, which won't matter incredibly because of his opponent, and some of his abilities, being weapon mastery and immortality. Obviously, they could be problems for the giraffe, however I think the knife isn't enough to kill it in most cases and, while the immortality is an issue, he could eventually be overwhelmed by the giraffe.
Giraffe FRA.
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I kinda think the giraffe takes it. Myers has many abilities, but most of them don't matter in this fight, even when they could work on other opponents. For example: Stealth Mastery is useless here because this is an open field and giraffes are used to stealthy predators, Vehicular Mastery, Social Influencing and Preparation aren't applicable, Non-Standard Breathing doesn't help much, that type of Empowerment doesn't help much and Power Bestowal and Corruption don't really help either. The giraffe, on the other hand, is much better equipped to fighting smaller opponents (like lions), have better weapons with their powerful legs, has an LS advantage of 4.40528634x (though, granted, it doesn't help that much), and are just better equipped for this fight. Michael Myers' main advantages are AP, which won't matter incredibly because of his opponent, and some of his abilities, being weapon mastery and immortality. Obviously, they could be problems for the giraffe, however I think the knife isn't enough to kill it in most cases and, while the immortality is an issue, he could eventually be overwhelmed by the giraffe.
Giraffe FRA.
How would the giraffe deal with Michael's piercing and intelligence advantage?
 
How would the giraffe deal with Michael's piercing and intelligence advantage?
These are part of Myers' advantages. For the piercing damage, I imagine he would mostly be attacking the giraffe's legs for obvious reasons. However, a giraffe leg has very thick skin, meant to provide support and help to reduce blood pressure in the lower extremities. Because of this, I don't think the stabbing would be that bad, along with the fact the giraffe wouldn't really let Michael just stab it. The intelligence is one of the major things Myers has going for him, but giraffes are equipped with the knowledge on surviving smaller and smarter predators.
 
These are part of Myers' advantages. For the piercing damage, I imagine he would mostly be attacking the giraffe's legs for obvious reasons. However, a giraffe leg has very thick skin, meant to provide support and help to reduce blood pressure in the lower extremities. Because of this, I don't think the stabbing would be that bad, along with the fact the giraffe wouldn't really let Michael just stab it. The intelligence is one of the major things Myers has going for him, but giraffes are equipped with the knowledge on surviving smaller and smarter predators.
Thats actually kinda fair

IRL Spotted pencil neck FRA
 
This is insanity, a giraffe is not tagging Mike before he starts stabbing its legs
I did not say that would happen. I said that Mike can stab the giraffe's legs, but that it wouldn't cause major damages quickly and that the giraffe would be able to fight back before that could happen.
 
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