Donkey Joke vs Domain (Sanya vs Uncle Samsonite) (closed)

[AppleMaker]

Sanya was searching for cognac, opened a closet and encountered Uncle Samsonite with cognac bottle, he asked Sanya to lay down the beat but he refused, so Samsonite got mad and thrown cognac bottle at Sanya. He stepped back a little bit, dodged a bottle, that bottle hit the wall and shattered across it, Sanya got enraged at him and now they both despise each other and ready to attack at any moment

Rules:

• Speed is equalized
• Both are bloodlusted
• Sanya's equipment is restricted only to swiss knife (yes, Samsonite got downgraded that bad)
• Starting distance is 5 meters
• No prior knowledge
• SBA

Profiles:

Sanya

Uncle Samsonite

Have you heard about Donkey joke?:

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!: 1 (@Ms.Luzifer )

Both got nerfed by VSBW:

 

[Arkansalter2]

Uncle Sam is a big mf. Sanya would likely start running, tell the joke, and Sanya's head would go boom boom.

 

[El_rapero_de_tf2]

I wanna list some of Uncle Samsonite's Wincons:

• Sleep Manipulation
  • Dream Manipulation
• BFR to his domain (When translated from his PC2 moveset to his Canon version, sanya would have to go through thousands of doors before finding an exit)
• Possesion
• Perception Manipulation (To leave space for one of his abilities)
• Broadway Force

Also, sanya's attacks would harm Sam, but he can always teleport to his domain, re-strengthen and then go back, using stealth for a surprise attack and use one of the previously mentioned abilities

 

[AppleMaker]

Uncle Sam is a big mf. Sanya would likely start running, tell the joke, and Sanya's head would go boom boom.

You mean Samsonite's head or Sanya's?

 

[AppleMaker]

I wanna list some of Uncle Samsonite's Wincons:

• Sleep Manipulation
  • Dream Manipulation
• BFR to his domain (When translated from his PC2 moveset to his Canon version, sanya would have to go through thousands of doors before finding an exit)
• Possesion
• Perception Manipulation (To leave space for one of his abilities)
• Broadway Force

Also, sanya's attacks would harm Sam, but he can always teleport to his domain, re-strengthen and then go back, using stealth for a surprise attack and use one of the previously mentioned abilities

Ngl, I thought he would have less wincons, but I knew that isn't one sided (basically Samsonite hax could overcome stats gap)

 

[Arkansalter2]

You mean Samsonite's head or Sanya's?

I meant Sam's. But it's not a vote.

Following ig.

 

[AppleMaker]

Also don't forget that Sanya also have some other hax besides Donkey Joke. He also have:

• Madness manipulation
• Creation (idk if it's allowed, but he might create off brand soda if he finds out about Sam's weakness)
• Time manipulation (he could rewind time if something goes wrong and confuse Samsonite)

 

[AppleMaker]

• Madness manipulation

Basically he can insult Uncle Samsonite, and if he gets offended enough - he will turn into stone for some time and would try to off himself

 

[El_rapero_de_tf2]

Madness manipulation

Basically he can insult Uncle Samsonite, and if he gets offended enough - he will turn into stone for some time and would try to off himself

i believe that saying "he would try to kill himself" is allowed in this forum
anyways, unless he literally forces the victim to get offended, i don't see Uncle Samsonite really minding this

Creation (idk if it's allowed, but he might create off brand soda if he finds out about Sam's weakness)

• No prior knowledge

Time manipulation (he could rewind time if something goes wrong and confuse Samsonite)

that's a good one, tho he never seems to apply it in combat

 

[AppleMaker]

"he would try to kill himself" is allowed in this forum
anyways,

"Off himself" just sounds a bit funnier imo and not that dark

that's a good one, tho he never seems to apply it in combat

True, but he still good at utilizing some of his powers and knowledge. I guess he can use it as he did it with Donkey joke (technically it wasn't really combat, but still a really dangerous force majeure) since it would be more effective and take less time to do

 

[Ruby_R_Dracula]

Sanya's Wincons, The Death manipulation and Petrification, Require him to do some Movement

while Uncle Samsonite's Sleep Manipulation is Instant

So Uncle Samsonite could just make him sleep before he could do anything

Voting for the Ginuwine Influencer

 

[AppleMaker]

Sanya's Wincons, The Death manipulation and Petrification, Require him to do some Movement

while Uncle Samsonite's Sleep Manipulation is Instant

So Uncle Samsonite could just make him sleep before he could do anything

Voting for the Ginuwine Influencer

Counted, even though I'm not sure that he leads with it, especially when he's bloodlusted

 

[AppleMaker]

I think he most likely would just try to bfr him or try to atack him physically (since he doesn't know he's stronger than average humans)

 

[AppleMaker]

Also I remembered that Sanya once woke up from near death coma when he sensed a cognac (shown here). Since he still have cognac nearby, does it mean that he could resist sleep manipulation?

 

[Ruby_R_Dracula]

Also I remembered that Sanya once woke up from near death coma when he sensed a cognac (shown here). Since he still have cognac nearby, does it mean that he could resist sleep manipulation?

would that even be resistance??
also if it was, it's not on the profile as of right now so we can't use it, cuz ofc you need a crt to also add that

 

[AppleMaker]

would that even be resistance??
also if it was, it's not on the profile as of right now so we can't use it, cuz ofc you need a crt to also add that

Dang, I have to bother DUMA once again, apparently

 

[AppleMaker]

Anyways, that thread possibly would take an eternity to conclude, so I might have enough time for it

 

[AppleMaker]

Sanya's Wincons, The Death manipulation and Petrification, Require him to do some Movement

Also he can brute force his way to victory (since 9a>9b), there are 3 wincons for Sanya