"I Have No Mouth, and I Must MOUTHWASH": Ted vs Curly

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Y'know, IHNMAIMS and Mouthwashing feel themetically similar. I just can't put my finger on it.

Rules:
-Human Ted and Pre-Crash Curly are used (Both 10-B).
-Ted has his bow and arrow. Curly has a fire axe.
-Both are bloodlusted.
-Location: the Tulpar's lobby. Both are 15 meters apart.


"...I have no mouth...and I must scream."

"...I want to go home.":

Incon:

 

[ShockingPsychic]

Ted doesn't seem to have a fire axe on his profile, I assume you meant the bow/arrows?

Neither of these guys are really fighters, but I do think Ted has the edge in survivability. Curly does weightlift and is very fit though (which is new information, I should probably add that to the profile...) so he has an edge physically.

Actually very close! I'll wait for more input

 

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[OrangeFR]

I think Ted can just go for the kill right away with outranging

 

[Unkn0wnAether]

Average human with a bow vs average human with an axe. Ngl chat I think axe got it

 

[SpiteBattles]

Average human with a bow vs average human with an axe. Ngl chat I think axe got it

Said human with an axe is also fitter

 

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[AThe1412]

Said human with an axe is also fitter

How? Their stats are the exact same except for Ted having superhuman stamina. He has also gone through and survived much crazier shit.

 

[SpiteBattles]

Ted having superhuman stamina.

Huh. Didn't notice that.

Anyways, in a recent Q&A with the Devs of Mouthwashing, when asked what hobbies do the Pony Express Crew enjoyed, Curly was stated to be into weightlifting.

ShockingPsychic already made that point, and will put it into Curly's profile soon.

 

[AbaddonTheDisappointment]

Not gonna lie, was kind of hoping this thread would be fight between jelly Ted and post-crash Curly just for how stupid it'd be

Anyways its a fight between a bow and an axe essentially. Really this is just dependent on whether or not Ted has bad aim.

 

[SpiteBattles]

Not gonna lie, was kind of hoping this thread would be fight between jelly Ted and post-crash Curly just for how stupid it'd be

Wall-level durability blob with unknown AP with below average speed
vs
Below human paraplegic with human durability with immobile speed (probably)

Literally unstoppable force (ted) vs immovable object (Curly)

 

[AThe1412]

Not gonna lie, was kind of hoping this thread would be fight between jelly Ted and post-crash Curly just for how stupid it'd be

Jelly Ted just outlasts.

Anyways its a fight between a bow and an axe essentially. Really this is just dependent on whether or not Ted has bad aim.

Neither of them seem to have any notable skill with their respective weapons but an axe is definitely easier to properly use than bow and arrows, though Ted can also just strangle Curly with the bow or stab him with the arrows.

 

[ShionAH]

Ted should also have INSANE pain tolerance

 

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