Sans vs A House Cat

[Pizzabox492]

Sans fights a House Cat

Sans is in character, the Cat is bloodlusted

Speed equalized

Starting distance is a foot

Who wins?

 

[Mr._Propeller_Hat]

Would you stop with these spite matches?

 

[Pizzabox492]

Would you stop with these spite matches?

how is this a spite, the starting distance is like a foot the cat can still land a hit on him he has 1 hp

 

[TauanVictor]

Cat wins because exists.

 

[Pikaman]

how is this a spite, the starting distance is like a foot the cat can still land a hit on him he has 1 hp

Sans dodges indefinitely and stops the cat by turning its soul blue long before it lands a hit

 

[Pizzabox492]

Cat wins because exists.

starting distance is 1 foot it just needs to scratch sans

 

[Pizzabox492]

Sans dodges indefinitely and stops the cat by turning its soul blue long before it lands a hit

bro try dodging a pissed off cat coming at u its not easy

 

[Pikaman]

bro try dodging a pissed off cat coming at u its not easy

Yes except Sans has instinctive action so stuff like this is child’s play for him

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

bro try dodging a pissed off cat coming at u its not easy

sans dodged an attack from someone he thought couldnt move while asleep from exhaustion, and he isnt dying to one cat scratch, hes still human level physically

 

[SuperStar]

I thought this was a joke, I didn't know it was an actual cat.

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

and whyd you link a wikipedia article? 1, you cant do that, and 2, we have a real cat profile

 

[Mr._Propeller_Hat]

I thought this was a joke, I didn't know it was an actual cat.

What's worse is that this isn't even in the fun and games section

 

[Ikelaggan]

Bruh, this is a spite match doesn't even have a tier for the cat that's not above 10-C by assumption

 

[Pizzabox492]

bruh ok i should've had this at fun and games is there a way to change it

 

[Thelastmlg]

i feel like the fact sans managed to actually survive frisk's slash for a while should make him above 10-C anyway

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Wow.

 

[ShionAH]

Wow.

My reaction to every pizzabox thread ever:

 

[DaMonkeMan]

My reaction to every pizzabox thread ever:

And my reaction to this still being open

 

[ShionAH]

Just close this or take it to Fun and Games, anyways if its in Fun and Games the cat wins via being actually real

 

[Loverandovsasgore]

Usually sans' attacks only deal 1 damage unless you're evil, which all cats are by nature.
So yeah, sans wins

 

[ShionAH]

Usually sans' attacks only deal 1 damage unless you're evil, which all cats are by nature.
So yeah, sans wins

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