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Paul Blart messes with The Zohan

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Rakanadyo

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Two men who have reached the peak of human form collide. Who will come out on top?

Speed is equalized, no prior knowledge/prep time. Both are in-character but willing to use deadly force if incapacitation is impossible.

Fight is outside the hair salon in Zohan's mall. Paul has his standard equipment and enough candy to keep his Hypoglycemia in check.

Paul Blart
Zohan YDMWZ Img
Mall Cop: 0

Scrappy Coco: 3
 
Okay, Zohan could probably restrain Paul a bit by holding his pinky and could disarm his weapons quickly if they're a bother. Plus he has the battle experience + intelligence, Zohan's durability is insane. Not only can Zohan take bullets but he can't feel pain, even when a Pirahna bites on his D. He can also sing to push Paul away, I think it atleast can do that on its own, since he had Phantom's help to shatter glass and make explosions. Or he could just wait till' Paul gets tired and either incap or straight up kill him. Granted, he probably won't go all out but he could wait till' Paul gets tired and incap him
 
Paul have good options to land hits but Zohan can tank them easily being inmune to pain, also battle experience and stamina.

I wouldn´t mess with the Zohan, so voting for him
 
Zohan has been upgraded, so I will close this.
 
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