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Now, before you kill me with fire and pitchforks, here me out. First, however, the story.
STORY: James is in the middle of a case. He heads to the bar and orders the usual, a martini shaken not stirred. While he's surveying the scene, he hears a scream outside. Curious and cautious, Bond makes his way outside. He makes his way towards a bar and then the parallel alley way until he finds the source of the commotion, a small skeleton who blasts what appears to be a heart with lasers. Completely stunned, James makes his way to his Vanquish and speeds off. Over the next few days, he observes the skeleton and informs Mi6 about the disturbance who inturn agrees that the skeleton is a more pressing matter then SPECTRE. After a week, James finds the skeleton in the same alleyway, downing a bottle of ketchup. James fires machine gun bullets at him with Sans teleporting away in response.
Sans: "Hey buddy. That wasn't very punny of you"
James: "Yeah? I can same the same about that joke."
Sans: "Oh really? Then lets see who has what it takes"
Now, the rules
James has a week of prep and knowledge of Sans' powers and abilities
James starts in the Vanquish
Speed is Equalised
Takes place in London, 100m away from one another
Otherwise SBA
James Bond: 0
Sans: 7
Inconclusive: 0
STORY: James is in the middle of a case. He heads to the bar and orders the usual, a martini shaken not stirred. While he's surveying the scene, he hears a scream outside. Curious and cautious, Bond makes his way outside. He makes his way towards a bar and then the parallel alley way until he finds the source of the commotion, a small skeleton who blasts what appears to be a heart with lasers. Completely stunned, James makes his way to his Vanquish and speeds off. Over the next few days, he observes the skeleton and informs Mi6 about the disturbance who inturn agrees that the skeleton is a more pressing matter then SPECTRE. After a week, James finds the skeleton in the same alleyway, downing a bottle of ketchup. James fires machine gun bullets at him with Sans teleporting away in response.
Sans: "Hey buddy. That wasn't very punny of you"
James: "Yeah? I can same the same about that joke."
Sans: "Oh really? Then lets see who has what it takes"
Now, the rules
James has a week of prep and knowledge of Sans' powers and abilities
James starts in the Vanquish
Speed is Equalised
Takes place in London, 100m away from one another
Otherwise SBA
James Bond: 0
Sans: 7
Inconclusive: 0