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This will be about me recounting a story Where some idiot showed how stupid he was.
I start playing online games. Its a pvp game, but most of the time people just hang around, grinding for good items. Some guy said he liked JoJo, and then we went into discussion. He was correct about most things, although didn’t have a full understanding on the fact that GER stops things from happening BEFORE they happen, and not after. Anyway, we talked about stuff like Jonathan fighting Joseph and stuff. Good times. Some other guy walked in, and he knew about as much as we did. The guy i first met will be called Bob. The second will be called Joe. Joe and I didn’t really bond together. We didn’t dislike each other, but he were... indifferent. We had a small argument about how Made in Heaven’s Universe Reset works but that was it. Until... I said it.
“Who would win? The Jojoverse including non-canon, or the Marvel Verse”. Bob knew this was a joke. We both knew the Marvel Universe destroyed the JoJoverse. But Joe?
Well here’s how it went down.
Bob: Marvel. Obviously.
Me: yep not much of a contest
Bob then logged off.
Joe: You said non-canon too right?
Me: Yeah...
Joe: JoJoverse Stomps.
Me: wdym?
Joe: Reality Overwrite. He just punches them all. And other people cant hurt him due to him being stronger than them all, and because Girono could stand in front of TWOH so RTZ activates.
Me: That’s bullcrap
Joe: oh yeah i would like to see the avengers beat that.
Me: Marvel has several reality warpers, and they dont even need to touch a person to reality warp
Joe: bro they can just take Thanos’ infinity stones.
Me: I wasn’t talking about Thanos. I meant the 45 kagillion other characters who can do it too.
Joe: alright TWOH just stops time and boom theyre all dead.
Me: Ok i am going to ignore the fact that 99% of the characters could either move so fast they stop time or move in stop time, and just say this.
Me: The Writer is the creator and can just delete the entire JoJoverse by thinking about it
Joe: You said characters lol. The writer isnt a character.
Me: No not “the writier”. The Writer. An in-verse manifestation of the person who writes marvel comics.
Joe: Well he’s not here.
Me: Yeah, he is, i said the entire verse
I forgot to mention in this post that said to Joe that i told him it was both the cinematic universe and the comic universe.
Joe: Self-inserts dont count
Me: That’s like saying Rohan doesn’t count because he’s the closest thing to being Araki’s self insert.
Joe: bro shut up you stupid comic reader
Me: tell me, earlier you said you read all 8 parts of JoJo, did you not?
Joe didn’t move. He tried to attack me, but he was prestige one, and i was final prestige max level, with an incredibly stronger ability than his. He died.
Joe: TWOH can overwrite reality and GER can reset anything that harms him.
Me: TWOH can only overwrite things he touches. There are hundreds of characters who have thought-based reality warp. And RTZ has a certain speed. If something goes faster than that speed (which most of them can), they can bypass it.
Joe: Star Platinum stops time, phases through them, and explodes all their hearts.
Me: that would work on very few of them because most of them are so fast they can move in stopped time. Also even if that has a chance of working, he cant do it to every single character in the entire marvel universe within 5 seconds of stopped time.
he tried to kill me a couple more times and failed every time. He ended up rage quitting.
I start playing online games. Its a pvp game, but most of the time people just hang around, grinding for good items. Some guy said he liked JoJo, and then we went into discussion. He was correct about most things, although didn’t have a full understanding on the fact that GER stops things from happening BEFORE they happen, and not after. Anyway, we talked about stuff like Jonathan fighting Joseph and stuff. Good times. Some other guy walked in, and he knew about as much as we did. The guy i first met will be called Bob. The second will be called Joe. Joe and I didn’t really bond together. We didn’t dislike each other, but he were... indifferent. We had a small argument about how Made in Heaven’s Universe Reset works but that was it. Until... I said it.
“Who would win? The Jojoverse including non-canon, or the Marvel Verse”. Bob knew this was a joke. We both knew the Marvel Universe destroyed the JoJoverse. But Joe?
Well here’s how it went down.
Bob: Marvel. Obviously.
Me: yep not much of a contest
Bob then logged off.
Joe: You said non-canon too right?
Me: Yeah...
Joe: JoJoverse Stomps.
Me: wdym?
Joe: Reality Overwrite. He just punches them all. And other people cant hurt him due to him being stronger than them all, and because Girono could stand in front of TWOH so RTZ activates.
Me: That’s bullcrap
Joe: oh yeah i would like to see the avengers beat that.
Me: Marvel has several reality warpers, and they dont even need to touch a person to reality warp
Joe: bro they can just take Thanos’ infinity stones.
Me: I wasn’t talking about Thanos. I meant the 45 kagillion other characters who can do it too.
Joe: alright TWOH just stops time and boom theyre all dead.
Me: Ok i am going to ignore the fact that 99% of the characters could either move so fast they stop time or move in stop time, and just say this.
Me: The Writer is the creator and can just delete the entire JoJoverse by thinking about it
Joe: You said characters lol. The writer isnt a character.
Me: No not “the writier”. The Writer. An in-verse manifestation of the person who writes marvel comics.
Joe: Well he’s not here.
Me: Yeah, he is, i said the entire verse
I forgot to mention in this post that said to Joe that i told him it was both the cinematic universe and the comic universe.
Joe: Self-inserts dont count
Me: That’s like saying Rohan doesn’t count because he’s the closest thing to being Araki’s self insert.
Joe: bro shut up you stupid comic reader
Me: tell me, earlier you said you read all 8 parts of JoJo, did you not?
Joe didn’t move. He tried to attack me, but he was prestige one, and i was final prestige max level, with an incredibly stronger ability than his. He died.
Joe: TWOH can overwrite reality and GER can reset anything that harms him.
Me: TWOH can only overwrite things he touches. There are hundreds of characters who have thought-based reality warp. And RTZ has a certain speed. If something goes faster than that speed (which most of them can), they can bypass it.
Joe: Star Platinum stops time, phases through them, and explodes all their hearts.
Me: that would work on very few of them because most of them are so fast they can move in stopped time. Also even if that has a chance of working, he cant do it to every single character in the entire marvel universe within 5 seconds of stopped time.
he tried to kill me a couple more times and failed every time. He ended up rage quitting.
