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(NEEDS VOTES) A Toddler fights a woman [Togame].

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Ok. 2 problems. The literal baby one-shots and Togame is smarter+larger. The solution? Actually balance the 2 into a fair match. If it makes things fair, I could give her prior knowledge of the baby's weaknesses, but she should be able to fashion a quick solution like cracking the child's skull open by dropping her sword's sharp end on the child's head.

Conditons: Speed is equalized and the toddler is bloodlusted. The starting distance is 10 m away from each other on an open field.

Coughing baby:

Girl commits child abuse.: 3 (Flashlight237, AThe1412, TogepiYoda,

The girl hugs the baby (incon):
 
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I mean, Togame can hold up a katana, which is already more than what I can say for the baby since the katana would already be exerting more pressure and torque than a teddy bear would. And yes, those are important since a katana's weight is more concentrated than a teddy bear's weight due to the density of the materials.

Also, depending on how stubborn Togame is at the time, either she'll exhibit the same limitations as someone with chronic fatigue (yes, that's a real life disability), or she'll have endurance that would make people who work as living statues (yes, that's a real job) jealous. It kinda goes back and forth.

Sure, a rabbit can kill Togame if it puts its back into it, but like a rabbit is less clumsy than a toddler. Plus Togame does have an actual win record against a sloth, which doesn't really exist for anything but harpy eagle food, so uhh...

Comparing the two, in regards to intelligence, we're basically comparing a genius with what appears to be the best combat tactics in her verse based on her profile against a toddler who's just slightly more intelligent than an irl toddler. Unless there are moral complications, Togame could probably just, as Darth Sidious would say, "Do it." It's not like the toddler has the mind of Junko Enoshima or anything like that.

Also, an open field is like... What the hell is there to weaponize? Grass?

So yeah, gonna go with Togame. Won't be easy, but I'm firm on that one.
 
I mean, Togame can hold up a katana, which is already more than what I can say for the baby since the katana would already be exerting more pressure and torque than a teddy bear would. And yes, those are important since a katana's weight is more concentrated than a teddy bear's weight due to the density of the materials.

Also, depending on how stubborn Togame is at the time, either she'll exhibit the same limitations as someone with chronic fatigue (yes, that's a real life disability), or she'll have endurance that would make people who work as living statues (yes, that's a real job) jealous. It kinda goes back and forth.

Sure, a rabbit can kill Togame if it puts its back into it, but like a rabbit is less clumsy than a toddler. Plus Togame does have an actual win record against a sloth, which doesn't really exist for anything but harpy eagle food, so uhh...

Comparing the two, in regards to intelligence, we're basically comparing a genius with what appears to be the best combat tactics in her verse based on her profile against a toddler who's just slightly more intelligent than an irl toddler. Unless there are moral complications, Togame could probably just, as Darth Sidious would say, "Do it." It's not like the toddler has the mind of Junko Enoshima or anything like that.

Also, an open field is like... What the hell is there to weaponize? Grass?

So yeah, gonna go with Togame. Won't be easy, but I'm firm on that one.
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