Linda!! Mary Muldoon is trying to rob the place

[Buttersamuri]

Bob belcher vs Mary Muldoon

Speed is equal

Both get a knife

Takes place in an alley way

Both are willing to kill

Who wins and why?

Mary Muldoo:

Bob Belcher:

Inconclusive/Draw:

 

[Jackythejack]

You come into my house-

 

[Jackythejack]

Also you know like...one normal punch from Bob would kill her, let alone him using a knife.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Same for Mary with a knife tho. Pierce damage is a prick

 

[Jackythejack]

I mean...I dunno for some reason I'm iffy about this? Maybe because it's more of a knife and not a gun, and the idea of her getting close without Bob hitting her once is...iffy.

For some reason it gives me bad vibes but I'll ignore those for the sake of this.

Uh...is Bob skilled at fighting?

 

[Buttersamuri]

A little bit. He has been capable of wrestling before. Though he certainly isn't super skilled. He is just kinda slightly skilled

 

[Jackythejack]

Ah, alright. So this is essentially a guy who knows how to wrestle trying to knife fight with a trained officer?

Not the weirdest fight we've had on the wiki tbf

 

[Buttersamuri]

I've seen weirder too.

Squidward with Kryptonight vs Superman underwater

 

[Buttersamuri]

The fight is really

Can bob hit Mary first

Or can Mary get a fatal stab or at least good enough Stab to stun bob and then go for fatal.

 

[Jackythejack]

There is like three separate Mary Muldoon matches going on why is this happening.

Anywyas I can't see some random fella who would probably be rather uncoordinated with a knife being able to hit a trained officer, no matter how strong he is.

 

[Buttersamuri]

He wouldn't be uncoordinated. Not sure how your getting that. I mean. Since he seems to know how to fight a bit. He probably is a bit more coordinated than the average person.

I think your meaning Mary is gonna be far more coordinated.

 

[Jackythejack]

I mean yeah that, but also I don't think Bob would know how to handle a knife in combat? That's more the point I was trying to get across. Unless he's done it before, that is.

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump

 

[Buttersamuri]

Ok. Hold up on bumping this. Bob is looking like he is gonna get a really good buff. Teddy withstands a mechanic shark biting him several times when the bite was strong enough to rip through a giant hole of dirt, concrete, and left a giant hole in the place.