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It's a lovely evening in Geese Tower and you are a PREDICTABLE goose

Armorchompy

Armorchompy

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Geese Howard has a nice, fulfilling day of doing whatever he does on a daily basis, and goes to sleep for the night, fully unaware of the chaos that is about to ensue.

One particularly nasty bird hears of a building named "Geese Tower", and decides that he must reign over it. Luckily, someone left one of the windows open.

Can the goose successfully cause Geese's next day to be a very, very bad one by either causing sufficient chaos or forcing his goons to wake him up to handle the situation, or does it get captured/killed by his staff before inflicting sufficient damage?

Bird (Plural): 0

Bird (Singular): 0

This is a stupid match Geese isn't even involved: 0

This is a stupid idea
 
Given how Geese usually lets other handle the situation, and the fact this nasty goose is used at fooling humans, I'd say it can cause sufficient havok across the tower.
Geese has normal people and Billy Kane at his disposal. Normal humans get tricked easily, and Billy's rather goofy sometimes, so he could also fall for the duck, although his ability with the staff might help him catch the birb.

Imho, the goose causes a great mess either way.
 
Geese Howard grimaced as he staggered backwards from the attack. That goose had nimble evaded his projectiles and Howard's counters were useless due to the bird's small size. It stood there, titling its long, slender neck before going "Honk!"

"Hmph!" Geese scoffed before channelling his ki energy, to remind this fowl playing fiend that it was facing no mere man but rather the kingpin of south town. "Against those idiot Bogards you'd be exceptional, to me you are merely a good workout. Nothing more." nevertheless Mr Howard resolved to end this bout here and now. He dashed forward with a sinister smirk.

"Deadly Rave!" Geese yelled out as he executed a series of strikes and kicks, only for the goose to leap backwards and honk loudly. As it then lept forward and managed to somehow deliver a powerful blow right to the solar plexus of Mr Howard, sending him flying off the top floor of the tower!

"............Sigh......." the kingpin of south town huffed as he began to plummet, it was worse than being defeated by Terry! Yet suddenly, he felt one of his kimono trousers get caught. By the bill of the goose! Who proceeded to drag him back onto the floor. "Honk!" it yelled out.

Geese raised an eyebrow, before smirking and giving a quiet "Heh."

Goose FRA
 
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