IRL Battle Royale

[SITHISIT]

Here's how it works. We all enter an arena, with just our strengths, and weaknesses, no weapons, just our skills and weaknesses. The last man standing wins.

Example: In actual real life I practice and play boxing, which gives me an edge in fighting skill and power (and some muscle), and I know where to hit someone to get a TKO or a KO as quick as I can. . Or, as another example, cal runs track, which can give him an edge in stamina and speed.

Please dont make up anything, it isnt the end of the world if me or cal defeats you. Just make this as fair as possible

I wont equalize speed.

whoever puts a message in the thread is in the royale.

WHO WINS.

 

[SomebodyData]

 

[SITHISIT]

my son be serious

currently i win. i can box.

 

[SomebodyData]

I have sharp teeth

That is all. ;_;

 

[WeeklyBattles]

8+ years of martial arts training

 

[Royalty1702]

I have a knife in the kitchen. Get solo'd.

 

[SITHISIT]

8+ years of martial arts training

OO WE GOT A CONTENDER

what type of martial arts? like, karate, japanese martial arts, stuff like that?

either way boxers got some serious power in our hits, and a lot of martial arts usually are used to its full potential when its person v person with the same fighting style. someone who practices karate would most likely get beaten by a boxer because, well, boxing style can be used to easily counter against a lot of other styles.

 

[SITHISIT]

I have a knife in the kitchen. Get solo'd.

"We all enter an arena, with just our strengths, and weaknesses, no weapons"

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Tae Kwon Do, a bit of Karate, and some basic level boxing i learned from my grandfather

 

[SITHISIT]

I have sharp teeth
That is all. ;_;

u could probably get royalty on the neck while me and weekly are in the corner throwing fists.

 

[Royalty1702]

Hmm...I'm sick. Therefore, I can spread it to you guys.

 

[SITHISIT]

what type of sickness?

if just a fever, i can still box on a fever.

 

[Royalty1702]

Cold.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

The only good thing I actually have is my running speed, and I can't even use that because my feet are hurt right now, not to mention that my pain tolerance sucks, in the moment I get hurt even slightly, I probably won't be able to keep fighting.

 

[SITHISIT]

I have a cold right now, it doesnt affect me.


@paulo injuries currently are disregarded.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Then I just run away from the battlefield.

 

[SITHISIT]

Then I just run away from the battlefield.

there are walls, running away isnt an option, like i said, an arena. an arena isnt just a plateu of land where you could easily leave. if that was true everyone would just take off.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Then I'll die.

 

[SITHISIT]

you think i brought you in here to kill people? no. cant have that, too many charges from families and the government

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I don't care.

 

[SITHISIT]

ok then.

death toll:

paulo.junior.969

maybe royalty1702 if somebody bit him in the neck


current show: me vs weekly.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Just warning you '''Crack knuckles''' ive knocked professional martial artists on their ass before.

 

[Royalty1702]

What if I just take off my clothes and jump on you?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I have zero martial skill in any form of melee combat, but long nails, sharp teeth, a durable body, high pain tolerance and complete disregard for anything that could be considered fair or sportsman, and skill in fencing which gives me very quick reflexes and somwhat good instincts for incoming attacks

Give me a foil and I shank all of you.

 

[Royalty1702]

I have a complete willingness to do any dirty manouvers, a high pain tolerance and comparatively high resilience to damage, and skill in fencing.

Give me a foil and I shank all of you.

No weapons, mate.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

@Monarch Kendo vs Fencing ovo

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I leave the arena and buy a foil

Then I come back and shank all of you

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@Weekly a battle for the ages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0CSrUrfA98

 

[WeeklyBattles]

I'll take you on, i'll bring the axe sword i made ovo

 

[Royalty1702]

I leave the arena and buy a foil

Then I come back and shank all of you

I'll take off my clothes and jump on you.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I headbutt you

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@Weekly an axe sword? This sounds intriguing

 

[WeeklyBattles]

@Monarch Think the Buster Sword but shorter and instead of just a single tip it got an axe blade on one side and a hooked point on the other.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Yeesh. That sounds dangerous

In that case, I think I'll just bring my homemade Macuahuitl

 

[Royalty1702]

You're using weapons in a fight where that's prohibited.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'm not here to play by the rules

I'm here to survive

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Hang on

@Somebody, team up? I ride on your back and hit people with my Macuahhuitl as we charge around the arena

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Oh it is
Tell you what, you being your foil, i'll bring my Nagamaki

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

You actually have a nagamaki?

I legit have a Macauhuitl. Made it from a wooden cricket bat reinforced with plywood and nailed together, with jagged metal triangle cut outs on all side. Made it for a history project.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

I have joestar secret technique


Well my fighting style is often unpredictable to the point sometimes I didn't know what I did. I have been sliced and I ignored pain and my state of mind is bloodlust along with a lot of improvising relying on instincts most of the time