In light of recent events: Lord English vs HOSTLESS, kinda

[Rodri_"Dante"]

HOSTLESS vs Nepeta Leijon

6 5 votes for a conclusion

And please, I beg you to at very least give a reason for why the fight should go a certain way, simply saying "X takes this" or "X wins" is a way to lazy and you should be ashmed for it.

HOSTLESS (Who is actually Nepeta): 0

Nepeta (Who is actually HOSTLESS): 2 (TEH FRICK Seol? AND U 2 Yellowpig?)

Inconclussive: 5

 

[Christian_Higdon]

HOSTLESS erases. He's way above and Deathlock should be able to negate any argument Nepeta has.

Before you say "HOSTLESS is Nepeta" i say "No." to your stupid comment.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

You can't prove that HOSTLESS isn't Nepeta or that Nepeta isn't HOSTLESS.

And if you can then you must prove that HOSTLESS can beat every other character in existence, at the same time.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

You can't prove that HOSTLESS isn't Nepeta or that Nepeta isn't HOSTLESS.
And if you can then you must prove that HOSTLESS can beat every other character in existence, at the same time.

He already has. Nepeta gets erased via too much hax.

Also, you thought it was Nepeta, BUT IT WAS I, HOSTLESS!

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

But you still haven't proved that HOSTLESS isn't Nepeta.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

But you still haven't proved that HOSTLESS isn't Nepeta.

HOSTLESS is NOT Nepeta. He's not even closely related to Homestuck or anything like that, and if he was, he'd be in it by now.

He's nowhere close to Nepeta, and if he was, Nepeta would be HOSTLESS.

Incinclusive because identity crisis.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Honestly, HOSTLESS vs the actual Lord English would be a lot better.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

>HOSTLESS' name is written in all caps.

>L

rd English types in all caps

HOSTLESS = L

rd English = Nepeta

See, my logic is flawless.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Your logic is full of flaws. HOSTLESS' name only, not his text. It has a different font and isn't typed in all-caps unless he's really mad.

Stop before i smack a baby.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

>You smack babies

>Bro smacks babies

You = Bro = L

rd English = Nepeta

Damn, why didn't you told me.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I was never Nepeta or Bro. How about i smack YOU instead?

Just admit it. HOSTLESS drags a whole motherload of stomp.

I don't give a Matt's pickle about your references.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

>Your username has two words

>Nepeta full name has two words

You = Nepeta

Could you please stop that? It's distracting me from the thread.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!

I'm not Nepeta, y' blousy moron!

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

>You typed in all caps

>Karkat types in all caps

You = Karkat = L

rd English = Nepeta

 

[Christian_Higdon]

How about i smack ye if ya say one more stupid reference?

Nobody gives a crap about all-caps.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

How about i smack ye if ya say one more stupid reference?

Nobody gives a crap about all-caps.

You = John = L

rd English = Nepeta

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Everything we're arguing about is.

Also, enough dumb theories, because i WILL slap you.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Yeah, I have already proven beyond any doubt that you are Nepeta. Anything else would be redundant.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

You're redundant. Nothing you say proves crap.

I will never be that stupid being you call Nepeta. Now, leave.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

This is my thread, you leave.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Just get going. Nobody gives a wee crape about yer references but yerself.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Nah.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Fine, we'll see who wins.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Multiple analysis tell me HOSTLESS=Nepeta.

Nepeta should win.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Multiple analysis tell me HOSTLESS=Nepeta.
Nepeta should win.

Then that tells me Nepeta's also HOSTLESS. This becomes an inconclusive or a win for HOSTLESS. Nepeta's nowhere near being HOSTLESS.

I don't care what you think.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

But if HOSTLESS = Nepeta then both win?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Actually, this becomes an inconclusive. Nepeta is shown to be HOSTLESS and HOSTLESS is then Nepeta. Noth become partners and pull off pranks.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

But if you are Nepeta you automatically lose, since Nepeta=death by Hussie, and Hussie is a human being.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

But if you are Nepeta you automatically lose, since Nepeta=death by Hussie.

HOSTLESS is above death.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

So, I guess we can agree they both become friends and pull tricks, right?

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Nothing is above Hussie's killing.

He broke the hearts of thousands of readers after all.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

HOSTLESS is that heartbreaking they felt.

More were broken when Optimus died.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Nothing is above Hussie's killing.

He broke the hearts of thousands of readers after all.

And Newgrounds. Never forget Newgrounds.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

So, I guess we can agree they both become friends and pull tricks, right?

Alright then.

Hussie is busy these days, so i guess he won't bother in killing Nepeta again.

Inconclusive fra.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I remembered I can vote.

HOSTLESS (Who is Nepeta) destroys Nepeta (Who is HOSTLESS)

Inconclusive.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I could see a comedy duo, with Nepeta being the upbeat one and HOSTLESS being the mad one.

 

[Crabwhale]

This thread is going on lockdown until this guy is dealt with

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

One can't go to sleep.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Kabumpo

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

CVMQ