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"If I'm not 100% into you all the time, you will keep killing people!" (0-7-0) GRACE

King_Dom470

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Rules:
Speed equal
Battle takes place in Mooney's basement
Joe has a knife and starts in a stealthy position
Ayano has a box cutter
SBA for everything else
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Ayano Aishi ( TW: Blood ) : r/Osana

"I'm not a 'maybe' ...I'm the one":


"If I can't have you ...no one can": (Catbowtie. ThePrimalHunter, Bruhtelho, Pyro9278, 69Blood69, Unkn0wnAether, King_Dom470)


"...But anyway, this game happens to have someone who can basically be described as yandere. By now, it's pretty obvious who I'm talking about" (Incon):
 
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Actually no, I just skimmed through each profiles but after looking at Ayano's more, she genuinely should take this more times than not.

At best, Joe can "out-skill" a detective who used his gun all of one time at close range and then restrain and choke to unconsciousness.

Ayano can fight and defeat multiple trained martial artists back to back, and even kill a 4 time Olympic athlete like it was absolutely nothing. Not only does Ayano have a higher AP advantage (825.0120627 Joules) to (128.77767045 joules). In an actual fight, she out-skills immensely. Even if Joe got the drop on her, she can turn around and restrain him with her Class 1 LS and then just stab him to death.

The only way I see Joe winning here is convincing Ayano that he is in fact, not homosexual and does not want Taro, because any other alternative would just have Ayano out-skill + AP difference + LS difference = Ggs Joe.
 
Actually no, I just skimmed through each profiles but after looking at Ayano's more, she genuinely should take this more times than not.

At best, Joe can "out-skill" a detective who used his gun all of one time at close range and then restrain and choke to unconsciousness.

Ayano can fight and defeat multiple trained martial artists back to back, and even kill a 4 time Olympic athlete like it was absolutely nothing. Not only does Ayano have a higher AP advantage (825.0120627 Joules) to (128.77767045 joules). In an actual fight, she out-skills immensely. Even if Joe got the drop on her, she can turn around and restrain him with her Class 1 LS and then just stab him to death.

The only way I see Joe winning here is convincing Ayano that he is in fact, not homosexual and does not want Taro, because any other alternative would just have Ayano out-skill + AP difference + LS difference = Ggs Joe.
To be fair Joe actually has the ap advantage of around 3 times since he scales to this.

Everything else is fair though
 
To be fair Joe actually has the ap advantage of around 3 times since he scales to this
Does he scale to kicking the door open or kicking it off of its hinges? Because if it's just kicking it open Ayano still has the AP advantage

Edit: Nvm I looked at his profile & he just slammed it open. That would only be 495 joules & lower than Ayano's AP

I'll vote for Ayano FRA

Ayano is way more broken than I thought she'd be goddamn
 
No offense, but I don't see point in such fights. You see that one character has an advantage in abilities/hax, skill, AP, intelligence, and LS and you equalize speed so that Joe has no chance at all. I think fight would be a little more interesting if Joe had an speed advantage, but this is a stomp.
(But goldberg has an not evaluated calc that could give him advantage in AP)
 
No offense, but I don't see point in such fights. You see that one character has an advantage in abilities/hax, skill, AP, intelligence, and LS and you equalize speed so that Joe has no chance at all. I think fight would be a little more interesting if Joe had an speed advantage, but this is a stomp.
(But goldberg has an not evaluated calc that could give him advantage in AP)
Stealth gives him the chance to kill her before she can react especially considering she doesn't really have experience in detecting stealth attacks and Joe is very experienced in stealth.

Plus like Catbowtie said Joe could totally just convince her that he's not a threat to her goals in which case she'd probably see no reason to kill him
 
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