Honest Starring Verses and Character Name

[Shining_Trapezohedron]

Watching Honest Game and Movie Trailer gives me quite a lot of laugh especially at the end where they go over the Starring with humourous character nicknames and change the title of the movie and game.

So I ask myself, why not make the same thing in vsbattleswiki as well. Let us have fun in this thread.

1. Naruto

Starring:

1. Naruto = Obvious Entitlement MC

2. Sasuke = Grade A Emo P*nk

3. Sakura = Useless Cannonfodder

4. Lee = A should be protagonist

5. Kakashi = Mad eye Moody

6. Might Guy = Lee Fu

7. Neiji = Destiny Oppressor

8. Hinata = Too Shy Future Wife

9. Jiraya = Every show perv*rt

And

10. Tsunade = Team Mom

Title = Super Ninja Style Samurai.

There you go, I am not good at this thing but I hope you guys have fun. ^.^

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Fire Emblem.....I'll do Echoes

1. Alm = Medieval Luke Skywalker

2. Celica = Secret Princess

3. Saber = Saber Class Servant

4. Fernand = Zamasu but better

5. Berkut = Sir Whinesalot

6. Valbar = Manliness Incarnate

7. Zeke = Deja Vu

8. Jedah = Jehovah's witness

9. Sonya = Chosen for the "plot"

10. Deen = Ow the edge

11. Rudolf = Medieval Darth Vader

12. Duma = Power Hungry Fool (Using FE to reference FE tho)

Title: Virtual Chess: A New Hope

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

Dies Irae:

Ren: very normal highschool boy

kasumi: stereo typical childhood friend

shirou: badass motherf*cker on LSD

kei: tragic tsundere

rea: kouhai notice me

marie: best waifu (that dies in her route)

ellie: flirt and shoot

trifa: physciphatic priest

riza: bewbs

rusalka: ****** loli

wilhelm: another badass on lsd

cain: dead hulk

beatrice: happy go lucky lightning girl

issak: father notice me

machina: silent antagonist

eleonore: super hot fire

Wolfgang: parent issues

reinhard: fabulous overpowered antagonist

mercurius: godly stalker

and spinne: the one true god of the series and.let himself get killed first for PIS

title: chuu2 syndrome simulator

 

[Shining_Trapezohedron]

Norse Mythology:

Starring

Odin: Granddaddy of Adventure

Thor: The Smarter Zeus

Loki: The Magnificent B*stard

Heimdall: Why must I hear all these crunching sound ?!?

Frigg: Scandinavian Hera

Frejya: Goldylock Party Girl

Frey: Beating people with Reindeer Antler

Baldr: Obvious Jesus Christ

Surt: Too hot for me

Hel: Cain and Abel Fusion

Fenrir: Prehistoric Schreiber

Jormungandr: Nicer Apophis

Title: More Bloody Ancient Series.

 

[Gemmysaur]

Fate Stay Night

Arturia = Babe-er (Tohsaka Rin UBW Abridged 2017)

Shirou = Long, Hard and Pointy

Cu = Being a Lancer is Suffering

EMIYA = Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Medea = Brains and Bondage

Sasaki = Rule Breaker

Herakles = Nivea Model

Medusa = Ride Her

Hassan = Fap Hand Deluxe

Shinji = Shitji

Kotomine = Mullet Man

Gilgamesh = 1/3 Zasshu

Other Fate works

Okita = Saberculosis

Jack-ko = The upper body of a child with the lower body of a teenager

Ayaka = The sheathe for Arthur's sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ko-Gil = Kidgamesh

Angelica = Girlgamesh

Iskandar = Uncle Alex wants you

Kiritsugu = The god of Pragmatism on Pragmatism Steroids

 

[Schnee_One]

Is it babe-er or bae-ber?

 

[Gemmysaur]

I think it's supposed to come from the word 'babe', but that's just me. It works either way anyway.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Fire Emblem Fates

Corrin = Robin 2.0

Azura = Idea Taken from Genealogy (Someone will get the joke)

Xander = Idiotic Camus

Camilla = Bewbs

Elise = ONIIIIII CHAAAANNNN

Leo = Wardrobe Malfunction

Garon = Grumpy Santa

Ryoma = Red Lobster

Hinoka = Horny for Corny

Sakura = Japanese Elise

Takumi = Anger Issues

Mikoto = Plot Device

Sumeragi = Terrorist Attack

Hans = Thumbs

Anankos = Illuminati

Kana = RAWR XD

Anankos' Soul = Your Real Dad

Title: Family Feud

Whoever gets the FE4 joke gets a cookie*

• Disclaimer: Cookie doesn't exist

 

[Andykhang]

Touhou

Reimu: The Red Menace

Marisa: Master Sparker

Sanae: The Luigi

Sakuya: Knife Maid

Cirno: Gensokyo's Darwin Award

Yukari: The Magnificent Bitch

Remilia: Wannabe Magnificent Bitch

Okina: The Godmother

Yuyuko: Cute Ghost Girl

Ran: Foxmom Service Pack 01 OS

Chen: Pet of a Pet

Hina: Beyblade

Kogasa: Basically Jack-in-the-Box.

Kaguya: Princess Peach

Mokou: Phoenix Person

Title: Cute Girl Shooting Cute Thing.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

Kajiri Kamui Kagura:

Habaki: Perverted person who can't die

Rindou: Archer who just won't miss

Mibu: slice and dice

Shiori: bewbs and infinite cloning

Kenshirou: Sister complex

Sakuya: Brother complex

Ryuusui: Loli who gets what she wants

Madara: A very drunken badass

Ryuumei: Super hot fire 2.0

Reizen: Nerfing simulator

Tenma Akuro: Edgy venom

Tenma Morei: What happens when your lover and sister fuse

Tenma Momiji: Bewbs 2.0

Tenma Numahime: ****** Loli is back

Tenma Sukuna: Badass on LSD is back

Tenma Ootake: Handsome Jack after washing his face in mud

Tenma Tokoyo: Sempai doesn't make jokes anymore

Tenma Yato: Very edgy god after losing and seeing his waifu died

Hajun: Very naracistic A-hole who killed best waifu and best husbando

And Amaterasu/Tumor: That one guy who sits in the corner of the class room

Title: Saving private ryan Japan edition

 

[Shining_Trapezohedron]

Greek Mythology

Starring:

Zeus = The Unfaithful Cheating Husband

Poseidon = Aquaman that doesn't suck

Hades = The neglected dark b*tt monkey overlord

Hera = The wife who get left behind

Hestia = Badass Mom Award

Ares = That guy who started GOW trilogy

Athena = Smart Daddy Girl

Artemis = Hunter that doesn't have boyfriend

Apollo = Mythos Super Saiyan God

Dionysus = Drinking too much

Hephaestus = Too ugly to let live

Hermes = Kickass Messenger sidekick

Aphrodite = Hot Bewbs on Perfume Steroid

Title: Family Feud Greek Edition.

 

[BattleReviews]

sans = suits to be the protagonist,

frisk = The Damsel in Distress, or probably child is distress, but frisk just allways needs help, when frisk is possesed,

Chara = The main Antagonist, as she is just, possesing frisk,

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Levitating loli

They see me rollin'

My life as an edgy robot

Evil Dragon Ball OC

**** fuel

Batma

and

That asshole who is LV 99 but only plays against people who are LV 5

in:

Anticlimax: The Series

 

[Dat_Dot]

-Bleach-

Ichigo : Not a ninja nor a pirate

Rukia : Ice Cold, Baby

Orihime :Too busty for a schoolgirl

Chad : Still 15 years old

Ishida : Sasuke's voice

Kenpachi : A TANK!

Byakuya : Nii-Sama, notice me

Toshiro : Too small, too furious

Tosen : B-Man

Kyoraku : Hairy chest, brrrr

Ukitake : Inconsistent sickness

Gin : Smiling Boy

Komamura : Woofy Woof

Soifon : If only her weapon works on major villain, nahh

Unohana : Hidden psychopat

Yamamoto : The Ancient One

Mayuri : Not orochimaru

Urahara : Shaddy Merchant

Yoruichi : Catwoman!

Ichibe : Creepy Monk

Aizen with Glasses : Clark ken!

Aizen : Superman!

Yammy : Hulk!

Aaroniero : Two Face!, literally

Szayelaporro : Not Kabuto

Zonmari : Aizen-sama, Banzai!!

Grimmjow : Feral Cat

Nnoitora : Hard skin

Ulquiorra : Definition of Emo

Harribel : Three way

Baraggan : Skull Island

Stark : Not Tony Stark

Giselle : Trap Card, Activate!

Lloyd : I am you

Lille : American Sniper

Gremmy : Character Induced Stupidity

Gerard : Thor!

BG9 : Ultron!

Cang du : Iron, Man!

Bazz B : Human Torch!

Lillotto : Loli with appetite

PePe : Love me!

Quilge : Jail man

As Nodt : Fear Factor

Askin : Your doctor

Pernida : A freaking hand!

Haschwalth : Hair Model

Yhwach : A guy that took an arrow in the knee

--- Bleach the Cleaning product! Pre order now.

 

[-BANLK-]

1. Magi

Starring:

1. Aladdin = Jesus

2. Alibaba = Better version of Naruto

3. Morgiana = Sakura who loves Naruto

4. Hakuryuu = Better version of Sasuke who loves Sakura

5. Gyokuen = Psychotic MILF who wants to ride her son

6. Sinbad = Mr steal yo girl

7. Solomon = God

8. Ugo = Virgin god

9. Kougyoku = Thirsty for Sinba=D

10. Judar = Gay Zeref

11. Titus = Best trap

12. Hakuei = Got Sinba=D

Title = Adventures of Sinbad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Gemmysaur]

Everyone ga Dead

Tatsumi = Plot armor

Akame = Aka-meh

Mine = Mother of Dragons

Bulat = Very successful and very dead Johnny Bravo

Lubbock = Crackernuts

Sheele = Half the woman she used to be

Susanoo = Suu-san, NO!!!

Chelsea = Chupachups

Najenda = What's left of her

Kurome = Zomboss

Wave = Wingcursio

 

[Davidsteel1]

Fairy Tail

-Natsu: This Friendships on Fire!!

-Lucy: Friendship with bewbs

-Gray: Ice cold Friendship

-Ezra: Friendship with more bewbs

-Makarov: Friendship never dies... literally

-Zeref: All I want is Friendship

-Mavis: All this Friendship killed me

-Wendy: Friendship without bewbs

-Acnologia: F*** ur Friendship

Friendship the Anime

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Public toilet

SCP-173

I, Robot

Space Moriarty

Salt shaker

And

The man of a million faces

in:

British Bill and Ted

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

Asura's Wrath:

Staring:

Asura: Six armed super saiyan

Yasha: Vergil if he was having a western theme song

Kalrow: Old senile man

Sergei: captain fabulous

Wyzen: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY PINKY

Olga: What is love

Augus: Drunken swordsman

Deus: Motherf*cker who killed your hot wife

Durga: That one person that had to die early on

Mithra: Princess Peach

And Chakravartin: THE ANTAGONIST ALL ALONG

Title: Rage simulator keep pressing B to win

 

[Shining_Trapezohedron]

Is that it? I expect more since there is still a lot from this site. Not trying to insult but its the truth.

 

[Gemmysaur]

Sad as it is that this didn't get any further, I'm still gonna have to close it because it's necro af. Sorry.