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Explain A Plot Badly

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PTSOXMONKEY99

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It's just as the title suggests. I'll go first:

inFAMOUS: A bald guy blows himself up so that he can get superpowers which he uses to beat up drug addicts, homeless people wearing trash, the Illuminati, rednecks, low budget necromorphs, and South African mercenaries with frostbite who run like Naruto for some reason. This all leads up to the bald guy committing genocide to save the world as everyone cheers him on.

Later on, a hipster with a graffiti obsession develops a fetish for touching people against their will so that he can make sure that the 1984 esque antagonist gets smoked in Seattle.

Have fun
 
A bunch of bodybuilders solve all their problems by screaming loudly and posing violently to summon ancient spirits that punch things. They travel all around the world to find a male stripper that accidentally planted his seed into one of the bodybuilder's mothers, causing an uncontrollable vine growth on her back.
 
Legend of Zelda: A boy in green fights a dark colored demon to help a girl in need.

(This is the plot to every game sans Majora)

Majora' Mask: A boy resets time over and over to prevent the moon Armageddon.
 
A deliquent who pervs on his own mother teams up with a nazi and a womaniser to beat up some really old men
 
A homoerotic child of god finally gets out of prison and goes on a killing spree before going to space in memory of his deceased bisexual stripper friend.
 
A cripple and an immigrant assassinate the president

Or

A cripple touches an Italian's balls and then assassinates the president after finding Jesus

Or

Spin to win
 
Bunch of homosexual space minerals are counfused when their friend turns into a straight boy.
 
the elder scrolls:

******* weird head thingy with gears in its head makes this huge ******* snake thing that had a multiverse on each scale and there was an infinite number of scales one of these scales had 2 primiordal brothers but one of the brothers got mad that his other brother got the chick they both wanted so the brother beat the chick to death then the other brother got pissed and started dreaming then he made a soul then the brother who beat his brother's girlfriend made a soul as well just this one was all about change and limitation then they made these two ******* weird things one looked like the wither from minecraft and the other looked like the ender dragon from minecraft just golden however these two were the concepts of time and space so you cant **** with them, so one day the ender dragon made a huge multiverse which every other god wanted in on but the wither got super pissed that things were going happy so he teamed up with like 15 other people and they tricked the other gods saying "hey so i decided that we can make this cool multiverse that everyone will love :D" and all the other gods got happy and started working on it but the wither tricked them into sacrificing their power for it even though it would be NO EFFORT AT ALL JUST TO MAKE IT THEMSELVES IN A DIFFERENT WAY, so the ender dragon got turned into 4 people, a golden dragon that looked just like the original guy, a whiny black dragon that one day wanted to destroy the world but then decided "nah ill rule it instead", a shady one that nobody knows about, and lastly an elf who decided not only to steal his dad's name but decided to be an elf not a dragon wtfffffff. while the golden dragon was out looking for his uncle he and a formerly aedra daedric prince teamed up and the aedric reject ripped out the uncle's heart and the ender dragon shot it somewhere else idk where....

oh and his architect?

he went up into another multiverse because he was too scared of his boss he made a huge hole

the sun

magic came through it

thats how the universe has magic.

oh and the smaller architects did the same thing, just smaller

its how stars are made kids.

so then the multiverse? it had people.

however the black dragon destroyed it

and again

and a couple thousand times

one time the nordic version of the wither decided "**** you" and fought him then won

so then the black dragon came back and said "THE WITHER RUINED MY DREAMS **** YOU IM GONNA RULE THIS WORLD YOU LOVE SO MUCH"

then he got shattered across time and space

then he came back

then a guy who the ender dragon blessed killed him

but he came back again

the dragon is good at coming back


be real this was the best description so far.
 
 
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