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CPU build help.

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So i need to build a CPU. suggest me the best components for it.
Overall cost to atmost 1500 Dollars.
 
So first you get yourself some flour, virgin oil, some sugar, water and yeast and some salt too.
Then you make some dough, put it in a bowl covered in grease and let it rise for a while after covering it with a plastic bag. Then you ought to take it and make some foundation by punching it down and then knead it before cutting it into four pieces and then shape it into pancakes and place it under a towel to stay there for a bit. Next pre-heat the oven and put a pizza stone inside to make it hotter and better. Then put salt and tomatos into one bowl or can and just blend it with a blender. You then ought to do it until it is smooth. Then you get back to the dough, you take every portion and turn it into a round pancake that is thinner than you might guess it should be (it will puff up) and then you take it and place it onto a baking sheet which you ought to cover with semolina or sth along those lines as it needs to be smooth. You then add whatever you want onto the pizza like the tomato sauce or cheese and then you bake it for 15 minutes or so until it's golden and ta-da, you got yourself a nice home-made pizza! ...

wait you were talking about CPUs...who cares about CPUs when you have Pizza and pasta?
 
So first you get yourself some flour, virgin oil, some sugar, water and yeast and some salt too.
Then you make some dough, put it in a bowl covered in grease and let it rise for a while after covering it with a plastic bag. Then you ought to take it and make some foundation by punching it down and then knead it before cutting it into four pieces and then shape it into pancakes and place it under a towel to stay there for a bit. Next pre-heat the oven and put a pizza stone inside to make it hotter and better. Then put salt and tomatos into one bowl or can and just blend it with a blender. You then ought to do it until it is smooth. Then you get back to the dough, you take every portion and turn it into a round pancake that is thinner than you might guess it should be (it will puff up) and then you take it and place it onto a baking sheet which you ought to cover with semolina or sth along those lines as it needs to be smooth. You then add whatever you want onto the pizza like the tomato sauce or cheese and then you bake it for 15 minutes or so until it's golden and ta-da, you got yourself a nice home-made pizza! ...

wait you were talking about CPUs...who cares about CPUs when you have Pizza and pasta?
unfathomably based

food is immeasurably more important than a flimsy CPU, especially Pizza
 
So first you get yourself some flour, virgin oil, some sugar, water and yeast and some salt too.
Then you make some dough, put it in a bowl covered in grease and let it rise for a while after covering it with a plastic bag. Then you ought to take it and make some foundation by punching it down and then knead it before cutting it into four pieces and then shape it into pancakes and place it under a towel to stay there for a bit. Next pre-heat the oven and put a pizza stone inside to make it hotter and better. Then put salt and tomatos into one bowl or can and just blend it with a blender. You then ought to do it until it is smooth. Then you get back to the dough, you take every portion and turn it into a round pancake that is thinner than you might guess it should be (it will puff up) and then you take it and place it onto a baking sheet which you ought to cover with semolina or sth along those lines as it needs to be smooth. You then add whatever you want onto the pizza like the tomato sauce or cheese and then you bake it for 15 minutes or so until it's golden and ta-da, you got yourself a nice home-made pizza! ...

wait you were talking about CPUs...who cares about CPUs when you have Pizza and pasta?
Lario-pilled.
 
So first you get yourself some flour, virgin oil, some sugar, water and yeast and some salt too.
Then you make some dough, put it in a bowl covered in grease and let it rise for a while after covering it with a plastic bag. Then you ought to take it and make some foundation by punching it down and then knead it before cutting it into four pieces and then shape it into pancakes and place it under a towel to stay there for a bit. Next pre-heat the oven and put a pizza stone inside to make it hotter and better. Then put salt and tomatos into one bowl or can and just blend it with a blender. You then ought to do it until it is smooth. Then you get back to the dough, you take every portion and turn it into a round pancake that is thinner than you might guess it should be (it will puff up) and then you take it and place it onto a baking sheet which you ought to cover with semolina or sth along those lines as it needs to be smooth. You then add whatever you want onto the pizza like the tomato sauce or cheese and then you bake it for 15 minutes or so until it's golden and ta-da, you got yourself a nice home-made pizza! ...

wait you were talking about CPUs...who cares about CPUs when you have Pizza and pasta?
Reminds me of this video......
 
You are like an infant, observe.

Nah this song is for when he takes the pc and plugs it in and has to escape his 15 floor appartment building down the cluttered stairs before the fire and debrees catch on to him
 
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