The Goofiest Battle of All Time (Figure vs. Ditto) (0-7-0, GRACE!)

[HonestlyBored24]

Da Roolz
Why tf do people equalize speed in fights with Ditto it’s ******* Ditto
Both are in-character, have no prior knowledge, and start 4m away.
The battle takes place on Floor 1.
Ditto has Impostor.

Da Vouts
My man look like he wanted to be the Demogorgon but got his costume from Party City:

Scales to this; 1.15 KJ​

The only reason this thing has wins is because It outsmarts dumb people: 7 (CBslayeR, LeoEpicGamer8910, Dinamic8000, JustANormalLemon, Oiguana2701, Sans2345, CrackerVolley)

what do you think dude​

Scaling chain; Ditto = Their Opponent​

Oh shit wrong Demogorgon:

INCONCLUSIVE​

 

[CBslayeR]

Ditto via having actual combat experience

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Ditto FRA

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[Dinamic8000]

Ditto FRA

 

[Comiphorous]

So, how exactly can Figure win? if Ditto turns into Figure, figure gets into a fight against himself but better at fighting.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

So, how exactly can Figure win? if Ditto turns into Figure, figure gets into a fight against himself but better at fighting.

I don’t know previous Ditto matches just have Ditto having combat experience as a definite win

 

[Comiphorous]

I don’t know previous Ditto matches just have Ditto having combat experience as a definite win

sounds about right.

 

[CBslayeR]

So, how exactly can Figure win? if Ditto turns into Figure, figure gets into a fight against himself but better at fighting.

getting lucky

 

[Comiphorous]

getting lucky

Not sure that's how that works.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[Imaginym]

getting lucky

In what ways? Like, critical hits? Lucky dodges? A chandelier falling on Ditto?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

If we take 2 guys with guns, one is a robber that has used guns a bunch of times and the other is a complety noob

Both have chance to die still

I think the better way to look would be... if I take a trained police dog and a street dog and put them to fight, both have chance of winning even if the police dog has more traning, It's just how the nature of fights is

 

[CBslayeR]

In what ways? Like, critical hits? Lucky dodges? A chandelier falling on Ditto?

yessir

 

[CBslayeR]

switching my vote to Figure due to chandeliers falling on Ditto

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Votting Ditto

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[Oiguana2701]

Ditto fra

 

[Sans2345]

Ditto FRA

 

[CrackerVolley]

I don’t know previous Ditto matches just have Ditto having combat experience as a definite win

Clearly, people always forget about giving it Metal Powder before hand.

 

[CrackerVolley]

Oh right also I vote Ditto FRA as long as I'm here. Let's get grace period started.

 

[AThe1412]

Yay! Figure’s first loss.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Yay! Figure’s first loss.

Not yay. I thought Figure was going to be 9-C Modern Sonic.

 

[AThe1412]

Not yay. I thought Figure was going to be 9-C Modern Sonic.

To be fair, it's Ditto... And Ditto rarely wins due to skill.

 

[Comiphorous]

To be fair, it's Ditto... And Ditto rarely wins due to skill.

I mean, no one took into account Ditto doesn't know how to fight while blind, so very possible Figure could just dog walk Ditto because he's completely clueless of everything.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

I mean, no one took into account Ditto doesn't know how to fight while blind, so very possible Figure could just dog walk Ditto because he's completely clueless of everything.

I thought somebody would note that

 

[Imaginym]

Figure is blind?

 

[Comiphorous]

Figure is blind?

that is his most prominent quality.

 

[AThe1412]

Figure is blind?

Well duh. It has no eyes and relies on its other senses. I thought you guys already know that?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Figure is blind?

 

[AThe1412]

So uh... Are there any blind Pokemons?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

So uh... Are there any blind Pokemons?

I found this forum on the topic

 

[AThe1412]

I found this forum on the topic

Well, if at least one of those Pokemons are indeed blind and is shown using echolocation or having to rely on other senses then Ditto should have experience with fighting while blind and wins.

 

[Imaginym]

So uh... Are there any blind Pokemons?

Legends: Arceus	Makes its home in gloomy caves. Atrophied eyes have left this Pokémon blind, so it scans its surroundings via sound waves that it emits from its mouth as it flies.

Mind, Zubat has its own way to see:

Brilliant Diamond	Even though it has no eyes, it can sense obstacles using ultrasonic waves it emits from its mouth.

There's also Nincada:

Black/White	It grows underground, sensing its surroundings using antennae instead of its virtually blind eyes.

X	Because it lived almost entirely underground, it is nearly blind. It uses its antennae instead.

(Weird, considering Nincada gets the Compound Eyes ability as its primary ability, which increases the Accuracy of its moves.)

Deino:

White	They cannot see, so they tackle and bite to learn about their surroundings. Their bodies are covered in wounds.

Y	Lacking sight, it's unaware of its surroundings, so it bumps into things and eats anything that moves.

Sword	When it encounters something, its first urge is usually to bite it. If it likes what it tastes, it will commit the associated scent to memory.
Shield	Because it can't see, this Pokémon is constantly biting at everything it touches, trying to keep track of its surroundings.

Scarlet	It can’t see, so its first approach to examining things is to bite them. You will be covered in wounds until a Deino warms up to you.

Deino's evolved form, Zweilous, might be blind. The Pokedex is unclear, but it does say it hunts for food. Zweilous has 2 heads, but finding images showing if Zweilous has eyes or not seems notoriously difficult.

There's also Sliggoo:

X	It drives away opponents by excreting a sticky liquid that can dissolve anything. Its eyes devolved, so it can't see anything.

Alpha Sapphire	Its four horns are a high-performance radar system. It uses them to sense sounds and smells, rather than using ears or a nose.

Sun	It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.

Pardon me if that's a bit long.
Surprising that 2 of the canonically blind Pokemon are Dragon-types.

Oh, & there's a good few Pokemon that lack eyes.
Like Roggenrola:

Moon	The hexagonal cavity is its ear. It walks in the direction of sounds it hears, but if the sounds cease, it panics and topples over.
Ultra Sun	The hexagonal hole is its ear. Deep in that ear is an energy core, so if you stick your hand in there, Roggenrola will be very angry!

 

[AThe1412]

Legends: Arceus	Makes its home in gloomy caves. Atrophied eyes have left this Pokémon blind, so it scans its surroundings via sound waves that it emits from its mouth as it flies.

Mind, Zubat has its own way to see:

Brilliant Diamond	Even though it has no eyes, it can sense obstacles using ultrasonic waves it emits from its mouth.

There's also Nincada:

Black/White	It grows underground, sensing its surroundings using antennae instead of its virtually blind eyes.

X	Because it lived almost entirely underground, it is nearly blind. It uses its antennae instead.

(Weird, considering Nincada gets the Compound Eyes ability as its primary ability, which increases the Accuracy of its moves.)

Deino:

White	They cannot see, so they tackle and bite to learn about their surroundings. Their bodies are covered in wounds.

Y	Lacking sight, it's unaware of its surroundings, so it bumps into things and eats anything that moves.

Sword	When it encounters something, its first urge is usually to bite it. If it likes what it tastes, it will commit the associated scent to memory.
Shield	Because it can't see, this Pokémon is constantly biting at everything it touches, trying to keep track of its surroundings.

Scarlet	It can’t see, so its first approach to examining things is to bite them. You will be covered in wounds until a Deino warms up to you.

Deino's evolved form, Zweilous, might be blind. The Pokedex is unclear, but it does say it hunts for food. Zweilous has 2 heads, but finding images showing if Zweilous has eyes or not seems notoriously difficult.

There's also Sliggoo:

X	It drives away opponents by excreting a sticky liquid that can dissolve anything. Its eyes devolved, so it can't see anything.

Alpha Sapphire	Its four horns are a high-performance radar system. It uses them to sense sounds and smells, rather than using ears or a nose.

Sun	It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.

Pardon me if that's a bit long.
Surprising that 2 of the canonically blind Pokemon are Dragon-types.

Oh, & there's a good few Pokemon that lack eyes.
Like Roggenrola:

Moon	The hexagonal cavity is its ear. It walks in the direction of sounds it hears, but if the sounds cease, it panics and topples over.
Ultra Sun	The hexagonal hole is its ear. Deep in that ear is an energy core, so if you stick your hand in there, Roggenrola will be very angry!

Yeah, now there’s no doubt about it. Ditto got this.

 

[Imaginym]

Yeah, now there’s no doubt about it. Ditto got this.

I mean, in most of those cases, they use non-sight senses. Leveraging them as advantages for Ditto assumes -Somewhat reasonably- that Ditto has knowledge or experience of working with the different senses of such species it Transforms into.
I suppose it's plausible Ditto has experience as such species it could use as a basis to work from when copying Figure, assuming it doesn't already understand Figure's senses after Transforming.

But yeah, happy to help provide info. Hopefully it was helpful, or at least interesting, & not too wordy.