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  1. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I'll cough on my fists before fighting, so good luck.
  2. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    They're doing their best, though.
  3. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    It's called "Backup Dancers", Crabs. Get with it.
  4. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Simple answer: He can't.
  5. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I just realised that Crabs never answered my question as to whether he could box. I'm gonna take the answer as a no.
  6. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    That is a big Oof.
  7. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I literally handed that punchline to you, and you fricked it up. Shame on you.
  8. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    That's not nice.
  9. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Don't let that stop you.
  10. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Shouldn't he be disqualified if he's kicking an audience member?
  11. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    No. You stop that.
  12. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Besides, Crabwhale is not aware of my secret weapon.
  13. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    It's slightly worse when you consider those are deaths on-site. It doesn't include long-term damages fighters receive over time.
  14. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Allow me to be the one to introduce you to the fact that 3-4 boxers die in matches every year.
  15. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Have you seen any evidence to the contrary?
  16. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    You wish it were that easy
  17. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Penise
  18. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    It just occured to me that, since the fight will take place in Albania, the referee will be biased against me.
  19. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I think that we should get some more people involved with this.
  20. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    So I'm just getting off the flight and immediately running to the arena? Can I at least have him as my cornerman?
  21. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I meant for training.
  22. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Frick shut the mouth your
  23. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    You mean a potato. I am partially Irish after all. Really, the only thing I have going for me is probably the height and reach advantage. Maybe I could bring my friend that actually does boxing. He'd probably be pretty helpful.
  24. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Between 76 and 79 Kilograms I believe, at last check. I guess that might qualify me for Light Heavyweight, depending on which is closer.
  25. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    6'2"
  26. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    My weight comes mostly from my height.
  27. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Can I bully you for being fat? I mean during the fight. I am a master of psychological tactics.
  28. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    1. Super Middleweight. 2. Do you?
  29. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    Also, me and Crabs are probably not in the same weight class.
  30. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A Thot VS a Whalecrab

    I thought that wouldn't be the case, but then I looked at the cost of flights to Albania. From where I live, it will cost me my whole life savings. But if I move to London, it will cost me £74 at most. So the plan is to take a taxi to London, then take an 8 hour flight to Albania. I'll bring...
  31. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    T H O T S L A Y E R vs Donald Trump

    My clever use of underhanded and dishonourable tactics would overwhelm him.
  32. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    Happy New Year's 2020!

    I'm around 40 mins away. Damn though, this really do be the end of the decade. True to form, my family is readying the "See you next decade" jokes.
  33. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A terrible idea... With a twist (The entire wiki vs itself)

    I am aware.
  34. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A terrible idea... With a twist (The entire wiki vs itself)

  35. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A terrible idea... With a twist (The entire wiki vs itself)

    Kinda like Fandom.
  36. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A terrible idea... With a twist (The entire wiki vs itself)

    Are you guys telling me you don't know how a pyramid scheme works? Except you, Rodri, you've got it spot-on.
  37. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    A terrible idea... With a twist (The entire wiki vs itself)

    Just get everyone to fight everyone else. Can't believe none of you bumbling morons never thought of anything like this (I don't care if you actually have). But just because I hate fun, I'm adding a special twist - You can't participate unless you get at least 1 other person to join the thread...
  38. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    DARE TO BE STUPID: The Wiki

    Please clarify, Seol. Which Roman Government?
  39. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    DARE TO BE STUPID: The Wiki

    Alright, now that my WiFi's back, can I ask one of you to translate this line?
  40. T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

    DARE TO BE STUPID: The Wiki

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