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You vs your Step Dad

Drunk Dad has terrible accuracy and is much slower then normal.
Also i have me knife, and child protective services, so I can win via BFR from Calling the police and getting him arrested or making him surrender. Or would the police count as summons? either way they are an easy win
 
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Jokes on you, I don't have a dad

So I aim at his joints, weak points & then knock him out? I'll be really sure to distance myself from his whip. I can just throw a chair at him & then kick him in the shins.

I've studied average human strength & have no IRL combat experience.

Dadda is drunk & at least has some combat exp from the possible bar fights he could've encountered. He's cruel even tho my exp point is mute, I'll vote for dadda if I could.
 
Jokes on you, I don't have a dad

So I aim at his joints, weak points & then knock him out? I'll be really sure to distance myself from his whip. I can just throw a chair at him & then kick him in the shins.

I've studied average human strength & have no IRL combat experience.

Dadda is drunk & at least has some combat exp from the possible bar fights he could've encountered. He's cruel even tho my exp point is mute, I'll vote for dadda if I could.
You’re the only Vs debater who touches grass to powerscale the real world you can take this
 
"Stepdad" implies I have a father figure. I have a VS Battles forum account, which gave me a Discord account upon joining which technically makes me a Discord user. Being a Discord user automatically means I have no father figure. Therefore the "stepdad" doesn't exist and I'm fighting nothing. Since the enemy didn't show up to the fight I win by default. :cool:
 
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