Stupidest things you used to believe as a kid

[Andytrenom]

So I was thinking about how much of an idiot I was as a kid, then wondered if the people around here were as well.

So, if you are interested just leave a reply sharing the stupidest beliefs you had as a kid. Might be a fun little thing to do.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Probably quite a few things, but most of it seems really inappropriate to say out loud. Though a few that aren't quite as stupid, but at least are appropriate. I used to believe trees were alive. I also used to believe all dogs were male; reason being that dog barks sound closer to an adult male voice than a female voice regardless of gender. And that was true for big dogs at least; never saw the tiny ones with squeaky bark sounds during the period I had that belief.

 

[Andytrenom]

I used to believe trees were alive.

Wait, aren't they? O-O

 

[Dust_Collector]

I thought babies were grown like a vegetable.

 

[Sandman31]

Kissing can get you pregnant

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Anime was different from cartoons

 

[Sandman31]

Also, I thought Goku can solo Marvel and DC

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I wasn't completely wrong, but I used to think DC was by far the strongest fictional verse.

 

[Andytrenom]

So far, it looks like people really weren't as stupid as me as kids.

 

[Sandman31]

Is that a challenge?

 

[Andytrenom]

You can think of it that way

 

[Dark649]

Wait, aren't they? O-O

They are, the venus flytrap plant is an example for all plants.

 

[ALRF]

Kissing can get you pregnant

Did you get that from Hidan no Aria? lol

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

Life is easy and you can have your dream with smile.

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

And also that your parents are always looking at you with pride.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

My trees were alive, I meant I used to think trees were legit giant people. And for one I didn't feel like sharing publicly; this might sound rather racist, but heard I used to refer to African Americans as "Chocolate People." Really glad I don't remember saying that.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I used to think Superman Prime One Million was omnipotent, not because I read the comic and thought that but Screwattack's Goku v Superman made think that due to how they presented it. I later found out how wrong it was.

 

[Kepekley23]

I started Pokémon with Hoenn (which is still the best generation ever) when I was 8, so I used to believe the "Mewtwo" I heard a lot about was some sort of toy or shiny Rayquaza they used to sell the game.

 

[Bobsican]

I used to believe that Shrek was from Disney.

 

[Newendigo]

I used to believe that Manga was not an medium of entertainment, but the name of a author.

And that he created Dragon Ball, Pokemon, Digimon and Naruto.

 

[CursedGentleman]

I used to believe that Peter Parker had a good life.

Jesus **** is everything but that

 

[Andytrenom]

I used to believe we lived ''inside'' the planet Earth.

 

[Warren_Valion]

Man, I wish I could remember the first ten years of my life.

Reflecting on all the stupid shit I believed in as a kid sounds like a good time.

 

[Blahblah9755]

I thought that the sole purpose of WiFi routers was for event Pokémon.

 

[Newendigo]

I also through that, goods, cute, white blonde kids always came from the ******, while bad, awful, black bald kids came from the.... Other side.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I used to think that Escalators were gateways to hell. Not to get too religious here either but I also thought I was always in danger of being kidnapped by Lucifer at night to suffer all eternity in hell. Also that my Teddy Bear was an intergalactic hero who protected earth from an alien invasion aaaaand that I was being watched by Grays everytime I went to sleep.

 

[Bobsican]

I used to think that Escalators were gateways to hell. Not to get too religious here either but I also thought I was always in danger of being kidnapped by Lucifer at night to suffer all eternity in hell. Also that my Teddy Bear was an intergalactic hero who protected earth from an alien invasion aaaaand that I was being watched by Grays everytime I went to sleep.

INB4 someone takes this as a base for some plot.

 

[Andytrenom]

This thread turned out more interesting than I thought.

 

[Akreious]

I thought sex was originally a French-Exclusive thing. For some reason.

 

[Bobsican]

I thought sex was originally a French-Exclusive thing. For some reason.

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

 

[Blahblah9755]

I thought that the sole purpose of WiFi routers was for event Pokémon.

To add to this, I thought that WiFi routers were some special thing the Pokémon company gave out to lucky people so they could get event Pokémon.