Samus Aran fights the MFing Flying Spaghetti Monster

[The_Smashor]

Because why the hell not?

Rules: Speed Equalized. Samus starts on a planet that's ten Superclusters away from the Noodle Monster. Both know where their opponent is. This is (Obviously) Samus' key with 3-B.



Samus Ara: 1 (Genericstickma)
Noodle Monster: 1 (Schnee One)

Inconclusive:

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Woah, it existed on here?

 

[Jackythejack]

I mean doesn't this go down to if the monster can absorb the white hole?

 

[The_Smashor]

Literally made it today. Obviously not the actual religion, though

 

[Genericstickman]

Samus sucks the spaghetti monster into a white hole

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Just wanna point out that the Noodle Monster could just barely move its body and it would cross the distance between them thousands of times over. a single AU is so ridiculously small compared to this thing

 

[Schnee_One]

Noodle monster via actually being 3B

 

[Jackythejack]

Oh so the range sorta screws her over?

 

[Schnee_One]

Yep

Her being 3B with a white hole and unknown otherwise does.

 

[Jackythejack]

I mean it's still like a black hole.

Which is pretty hard to just sorta avoid, to my knowledge. Or maybe not. I don't deal with these tiers.

 

[The_Smashor]

Should I increase the distance? Like, maybe their a few galaxy clusters apart, instead?

Yeah I'm gonna do that.

 

[Schnee_One]

I mean it's still like a black hole.

Which is pretty hard to just sorta avoid, to my knowledge. Or maybe not. I don't deal with these tiers.

Which is still 3B. So he survives and one shots.

 

[The_Smashor]

Right. Black Hole Resistance. I'm an idiot. Anyone have a match for this... thing?

 

[Genericstickman]

Goku?

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Just for reference, the Noodle Monster is 448 Megaparsecs in size

One Megaparsec is 3.086e+22 meters

One AU is 1.496e+11 meters

This thing is 1.382e+25 meters in size

 

[The_Smashor]

Sure.

 

[Jackythejack]

How dare you try to use your big numbers.

You confuse me

 

[WeeklyBattles]

How dare you try to use your big numbers.

You confuse me

Monster big

Samus small

 

[Jackythejack]

Alright thank you.

I understand now.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Okay, thanks. Was confused too.